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(NBC New York)   Six folks arrested in complex heist ring at JFK Airport, netting more than $6 million in goods. Including Gucci, Prada, and various sneakers. Let's see, that amounts to three purses, a few necklaces, and two pairs of Yeezy shoes   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 4:01:03 PM  
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2020-10-29 4:20:49 PM  
"GoodFellas" reference here.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:02 PM  
"Including Gucci, Prada, and various sneakers"

Police are closely watching for the items to turn up on superwhitetrashclothing.com.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:39 PM  

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2020-10-29 4:56:03 PM  
In Philadelphia it's worth $50
 
2020-10-29 4:57:36 PM  
Gucci, Prada, and various sneakers

Have these guys not heard of looting?
 
2020-10-29 4:58:34 PM  
If I was a detective, I'd start by checking the local meat lockers.

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2020-10-29 5:04:03 PM  

Fissile: If I was a detective, I'd start by checking the local meat lockers.

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Damn it, I...

...ok, you're faster than me. At least someone got it though. No hard feelings, right?

/Hey, we're handing out free fur coats
//Come ovah here...c'mon, I'll give ya three...you'll look great in'em...
///Also, a slightly used pink Caddy with some reupholstered seats
 
2020-10-29 5:05:39 PM  
Were they stolen from the shops in the airport? Because then that's like 5 items.
 
2020-10-29 5:06:12 PM  
Back in the day, the Mob would've had an additional person in the office who received the forged document and one controlling the shipping manifest, to make things disappear.
 
2020-10-29 5:06:48 PM  
Morrie is relaxed, he wants his money
 
2020-10-29 5:07:03 PM  
Three brands that immediately make me think 'that is one wealthy successful person, I wonder if they have the fully loaded '02 Corolla or a '97 Civic with leather.'
 
2020-10-29 5:14:00 PM  
Goodfellas - Layla Scene - HQ
Youtube 1Z6MJIjCJ20


Will they still play Layla when it's over or something the kids are into in this century?
 
2020-10-29 5:27:35 PM  

whither_apophis: In Philadelphia it's worth $50


Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld!
 
2020-10-29 5:30:36 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/1Z6MJIjC​J20]

Will they still play Layla when it's over or something the kids are into in this century?


It's just not going to be the same with Skrillex...
 
2020-10-29 5:38:41 PM  
"that's all it took with Jimmy. If it was a case of him giving you money, he'd kill you instead"
 
2020-10-29 5:57:26 PM  

maxandgrinch: Three brands that immediately make me think 'that is one wealthy successful person, I wonder if they have the fully loaded '02 Corolla or a '97 Civic with leather.'


Should those years mean something?

I'm not a car guy.
 
2020-10-29 6:02:19 PM  

dothemath: superwhitetrashclothing.com


I was soooooo hoping this was a real site.
 
2020-10-29 6:07:46 PM  

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What does it say about how unfulfilling modern life is that Scorsese can graphically and explicitly show how that path inevitably ends, yet its still so appealing?
 
2020-10-29 6:22:40 PM  
Anybody post Goodfellas pic yet?
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And furthermore...
Harry Nilsson ~ Jump Into The Fire (Remastered)
Youtube w6RtVjMDHzE
 
2020-10-29 6:28:02 PM  

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Thread over.
 
2020-10-29 7:30:25 PM  
Shrimp and lobsters are still better...They go fast...
 
2020-10-29 8:07:37 PM  

maxandgrinch: Three brands that immediately make me think 'that is one wealthy successful person, I wonder if they have the fully loaded '02 Corolla or a '97 Civic with leather.'


It's a 99 civic si, thank you very much.
 
2020-10-29 8:30:40 PM  
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Only stopped when couldn't fit more in the trunk.
 
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