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(Daily Star)   It's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, forms Stalinist pop band for girl, has her shot for giggitiness, but doesn't really, ditches wife. And it all happened in Best Korea (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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3844 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 29 Oct 2020 at 9:10 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-29 9:11:53 PM  
He'll bang anything with a heartbeat. Get over it.
 
2020-10-29 9:18:02 PM  
"Hyon Song-wol is the leader of The Moranbong Band - also known as Moran Hill Orchestra."

Get a Brain...
 
2020-10-29 9:18:27 PM  
Giggitiness?
 
2020-10-29 9:22:08 PM  

AbuHashish: He'll bang anything with a heartbeat. Get over it.


Like he's even seen his weener in years.
 
2020-10-29 9:22:36 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: "Hyon Song-wol is the leader of The Moranbong Band - also known as Moran Hill Orchestra."

Get a Brain Bong...


FTFY
 
2020-10-29 9:22:56 PM  
Boy is a bit of a letdown; Learns what a re-education is. Returns less personable.
 
2020-10-29 9:23:20 PM  
A possible picture of the owner of the Daily Star:

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2020-10-29 9:24:10 PM  
I still have a thing for Kim Yo Jong. Power is sexy to me
 
2020-10-29 9:24:16 PM  
lol dictator has lots of 'mistresses'? who would thunk it.
 
2020-10-29 9:28:50 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I still have a thing for Kim Yo Jong. Power is sexy to me


They got good genes, hell if Kim Jong-un was not fat and didn't have a ridiculous hairstyle he would be considered a pretty good-looking guy. Obviously a murderous dictatorial man-child who would be best eaten by snakes but a fairly handsome one.
 
2020-10-29 9:33:37 PM  
I never can remember the name of that one song they had.  It went something like...

"Juche, I only hear what I want to, I don't listen hard I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running or to anyone anywhere..."
 
2020-10-29 9:47:49 PM  
Kimmy, you're a firework
 
2020-10-29 9:49:57 PM  
Is that a gulag, or are you just happy to see me.
 
2020-10-29 9:51:43 PM  
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2020-10-29 9:52:47 PM  

SBinRR: I never can remember the name of that one song they had.  It went something like...

"Juche, I only hear what I want to, I don't listen hard I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running or to anyone anywhere..."


Wasn't that Lisa Loeb - You Say
 
2020-10-29 10:09:45 PM  

Ragin' Asian: [Fark user image 225x225]


More like two beasts, one back...
 
2020-10-29 10:17:48 PM  
He's Our Comrade Kim Jong Un - HD [English] | Moranbong Band
Youtube 0VIBFAFnaZ8
It is my understanding that all music must be the DPRK or their Supreme Leader.
Check out this clip from Kim Jong Un's Dance Party. His girl sure knows how to party!
 
2020-10-29 10:24:08 PM  
He must love all this attention that his personal life gets. Just like the royal family in England. He's finally made it! Thanks, media.
 
2020-10-29 10:26:39 PM  
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Half expecting Robert Palmer to pop up
 
2020-10-29 10:31:46 PM  

gaspode: [Fark user image 399x219]
Half expecting Robert Palmer to pop up


I didn't mean to Kim Jung On...
 
2020-10-29 10:47:40 PM  
It's more leninism than stalinism.  Still shiat, but still a difference.
 
2020-10-29 10:56:40 PM  
He'll bang anything with a heartbeat. Get over it.

Even ardent Trump supporters know that he will.

The movie will look somewhat like "Best in Show", with comparisons of Trump vs. Numeoro Un.
 
2020-10-29 11:05:50 PM  
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank: No, the worst.
 
2020-10-29 11:30:56 PM  
Looks more Japanese

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2020-10-29 11:32:09 PM  

johnny_vegas: Looks more Japanese

[heavy.com image 640x433]


How can you tell?
 
2020-10-29 11:35:20 PM  

6nome: johnny_vegas: Looks more Japanese

[heavy.com image 640x433]

How can you tell?


I can tell from some of the pixels
 
2020-10-29 11:48:04 PM  

Katwang: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/0VIBFAFn​aZ8?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] It is my understanding that all music must be the DPRK or their Supreme Leader.
Check out this clip from Kim Jong Un's Dance Party. His girl sure knows how to party!


Fark user imageView Full Size

Well herro there! Yowza!
 
2020-10-30 12:18:36 AM  

Katwang: Check out this clip from Kim Jong Un's Dance Party. His girl sure knows how to party!


This is the most extreme Poe's Law example I've seen all year.  If I didn't know that Best Korea actually existed, I'd have assumed this was some sort of viral Borat marketing.
 
2020-10-30 12:36:52 AM  

moto-geek: Katwang: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/0VIBFAFn​aZ8?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] It is my understanding that all music must be the DPRK or their Supreme Leader.
Check out this clip from Kim Jong Un's Dance Party. His girl sure knows how to party!

[Fark user image image 850x473]
Well herro there! Yowza!


I zoomed in on the headstock then her chest.

Life is weird. Gonna go think about things.
 
2020-10-30 7:25:03 AM  

johnny_vegas: 6nome: johnny_vegas: Looks more Japanese

[heavy.com image 640x433]

How can you tell?

I can tell from some of the pixels


Stockton and Malone inpressed
 
2020-10-30 7:47:08 AM  
Stalinist Pop Band For Girl is the name of my Iron Maiden and Death Camp For A Cutie tribute band
 
2020-10-30 7:50:11 AM  

mrparks: moto-geek: Katwang: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/0VIBFAFn​aZ8?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] It is my understanding that all music must be the DPRK or their Supreme Leader.
Check out this clip from Kim Jong Un's Dance Party. His girl sure knows how to party!

[Fark user image image 850x473]
Well herro there! Yowza!

I zoomed in on the headstock then her chest.

Life is weird. Gonna go think about things.


椎名林檎 - ギブス from 真空地帯
Youtube FoW6bFCquqg
 
2020-10-30 11:48:19 AM  

gaspode: [Fark user image 399x219]
Half expecting Robert Palmer to pop up


Well, for me something popped up, but it wasn't Robert Palmer.
 
2020-10-30 11:49:30 AM  

johnny_vegas: Looks more Japanese

[heavy.com image 640x433]


(Obligatory)  Do you have the original of that?
 
2020-10-30 11:58:28 AM  
Today on Keeping Up With The Koredashians!
 
2020-10-30 1:24:06 PM  

dkulprit: It's more leninism than stalinism.  Still shiat, but still a difference.


Under Lenin Bolsheviks didn't care (or didn't have time to care about) bourgeois influences on art. Under Stalin "cегодня он играет джаз, а завтра Родину продаст"
Сегодня он играет джаз, а завтра Родину продаст
 
2020-10-30 1:33:28 PM  
Ignore the link or ignore the plea to ignore the link
 
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