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2020-10-29 2:27:41 PM  
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2020-10-29 7:16:56 PM  
Cool, let's do popular vote. Oh you don't like that either? How about F*CK OFF AND DIE.
 
2020-10-29 9:33:23 PM  
Holy crap! 5 days before polls close for his attempt at a second term, and I finally agree with something Trump said!
 
2020-10-29 10:26:24 PM  

bdub77: Cool, let's do popular vote. Oh you don't like that either? How about F*CK OFF AND DIE.


How about if we just let the Supreme Court decide it?  They're good at judging things, am I right?

/Hit justice Kegbro again, he's looking thirsty.
 
2020-10-29 10:37:36 PM  
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2020-10-29 10:38:01 PM  
I really want a freakin' stomp. These people are un-American.
 
2020-10-29 10:38:02 PM  
He's scared.

GOOD!
 
2020-10-29 10:38:28 PM  
So broken clock being right. The why it is broke probably isn't what he is thinking but it definitely is broken in the modern era.

Our original governmental system expected the constitution and everything to change more often than it has. Side effect is some things haven't adapted to the modern world.
 
2020-10-29 10:40:52 PM  
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2020-10-29 10:43:45 PM  
Check the date, guys. That tweet was sent out when Trump stupidly thought Obama lost the popular vote to  Williard Romney, but won the EC. Obama won both, but Trump being the moron he was called for a revolution over it.  He's a moron, is what I'm saying.
 
2020-10-29 10:43:52 PM  
Trump hates the Constitution.
 
2020-10-29 10:44:12 PM  
So, no one told him that if not for the electoral college, he'd have no chance in hell of winning anything?
 
2020-10-29 10:45:06 PM  
And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em
 
2020-10-29 10:45:35 PM  
I guess he'll sing that old children's son.

🎼Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll duck my daughter.🎼
 
2020-10-29 10:46:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, no one told him that if not for the electoral college, he'd have no chance in hell of winning anything?


If it weren't for that horses ass we'd have never gone to electoral college.

Wait, that's not how it goes. Is it?
 
2020-10-29 10:46:34 PM  

Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em


I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2020-10-29 10:46:57 PM  
He was speaking about how horrible it was that people were allowed to vote for the Black Man that he had spent years accusing that he was an American because he was black and his black father was not from American.

And Melania.

And every single Republican.

Which is why my followup to every random moron who tells me they're a republican gets the same question, "so when was it you decided you hate black people?"
 
2020-10-29 10:47:10 PM  
Actually if you think about it, he was right the first time. Maybe not so much the second time around.
 
2020-10-29 10:48:15 PM  

Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em


I assume you want to fight.
 
2020-10-29 10:49:05 PM  

TommyDeuce: bdub77: Cool, let's do popular vote. Oh you don't like that either? How about F*CK OFF AND DIE.

How about if we just let the Supreme Court decide it?  They're good at judging things, am I right?

/Hit justice Kegbro again, he's looking thirsty.


Please don't.  I just had flashbacks to 2000 that seemed so real, it was like Katherine Harris was in my living room.
 
2020-10-29 10:49:05 PM  

nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.


it's a big club. Let me know when you have time for a couple of beers, and I'll show you the secret handshake
 
2020-10-29 10:49:19 PM  

RyogaM: Check the date, guys. That tweet was sent out when Trump stupidly thought Obama lost the popular vote to  Williard Romney, but won the EC. Obama won both, but Trump being the moron he was called for a revolution over it.  He's a moron, is what I'm saying.


Kind of the point of the Headline, D00d....
 
2020-10-29 10:49:40 PM  

Omnivorous: Trump hates the Constitution.


He can't SPELL Constitution.
 
2020-10-29 10:51:09 PM  
He was right.
 
2020-10-29 10:51:10 PM  

RyogaM: Check the date, guys. That tweet was sent out when Trump stupidly thought Obama lost the popular vote to  Williard Romney, but won the EC. Obama won both, but Trump being the moron he was called for a revolution over it.  He's a moron, is what I'm saying.


Well, nobody ever lost a bet claiming Trump is a moron.

/Vegas bookies, here I come!
 
2020-10-29 10:51:35 PM  
He's right. It is a disaster. For him. If it wasn't for the EC he wouldn't have won and he could have kept the grift moving on the down low ... and nobody would have cared about his taxes.
 
2020-10-29 10:52:02 PM  

DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.


Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.
 
2020-10-29 10:52:54 PM  

nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.


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2020-10-29 10:54:05 PM  
From my Facebook feed:

The clown in the White House just brokered four Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce.
The buffoon in the White House is the first president that has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower.
The clown in the White House has had the greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever.
The buffoon in the White House has exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties.
The buffoon in the White House turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues.
The clown in the White House neutralized the North Koreans, stopped them from developing a further nuclear capability, sending missiles toward Japan, and threatening the West Coast of the US.
The clown in the White House turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Hello!
The clown in the White House has accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges.
This same clown in the White House lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400 and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens.
The clown in the White House fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine - it will be available within weeks - we still don't have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations.
The clown in the White House rebuilt our military which the Obama administration had crippled and had fired 214 key generals and admirals in his first year of office.
This clown in the White House uncovered widespread pedophilia in the government and in Hollywood, and is exposing world wide sex trafficking of minors and bringing children home to their families.
The clown in the White House works for free and has lost well over 2 billion dollars of his own money in serving - and done all of this and much more in the face of relentless undermining and opposition from people who are threatened because they know they are going to be exposed as the criminals that they are if he is re-elected.
I got it, you don't like him. Many of you utterly hate and despise him. How special of you. He is serving you and ALL the American people. What are you doing besides calling him names and laughing about him catching the China virus ?????
And please educate me again as to what Biden has accomplished for America in his 47 years in office?
I'll take a 'clown' any day versus a fork tongued, smooth talking hypocritical corrupt liar. Please let it be known, I am not sure I would want to have a beer with him (if he drank, which he doesn't) or even be his friend. I don't care if I even like him. I want a strong leader who isn't afraid to kick some ass when needed. I don't need a fatherly figure - I already have one. I don't need a liar - that's what Hollywood and CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS and the New York Times are for.
I don't need someone to help me, but I also don't want an obstacle or a demented, senile washed-up Swamp Monster.
God bless Donald Trump - the most unappreciated President in history.
 
2020-10-29 10:55:09 PM  

powhound: He's right. It is a disaster. For him. If it wasn't for the EC he wouldn't have won and he could have kept the grift moving on the down low ... and nobody would have cared about his taxes.


Truth.  A lot of rich guys have had a lot of problems since he got elected, for things that rich guys wouldn't normally catch any flak for
 
2020-10-29 10:56:25 PM  

listerine69: From my Facebook feed:

The clown in the White House just brokered four Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce.
The buffoon in the White House is the first president that has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower.
The clown in the White House has had the greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever.
The buffoon in the White House has exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties.
The buffoon in the White House turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues.
The clown in the White House neutralized the North Koreans, stopped them from developing a further nuclear capability, sending missiles toward Japan, and threatening the West Coast of the US.
The clown in the White House turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Hello!
The clown in the White House has accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges.
This same clown in the White House lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400 and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens.
The clown in the White House fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine - it will be available within weeks - we still don't have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations.
The clown in the White House rebuilt our military which the Obama administration had crippled and had fired 214 key generals and admirals in his first year of office.
This clown in the White House uncovered widespread pedophilia in the government and in Hollywoo ...


Your Facebook must be different because I just get people from high school showing off their grandkids or retirement homes
 
2020-10-29 10:56:42 PM  

Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.


Waffles are way better.
 
2020-10-29 10:56:52 PM  
Trump likes telling the lie that the EC favors Dems

It favors the GOP.

It is also a "marry in haste repent in leisure" decision made to make slave states happy back in the day, a relic that needs to die.

Let the popular vote decide it.
 
2020-10-29 10:59:24 PM  

DoctorCal: Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.

Waffles are way better.


But they are difficult make right.
 
2020-10-29 10:59:25 PM  

listerine69: And please educate me again as to what Biden has accomplished for America in his 47 years in office?


And that's how I know that person isn't capable of an intelligent thought.

That "47 years" line was fed to them just like everything else in that visual diarrhea of a Facebook post.
 
2020-10-29 10:59:27 PM  

DoctorCal: Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.

Waffles are way better.


A proper butter apple crepe with whipped cream and cinnamon is the perfect breakfast food.

comeatmebro.jpg
 
2020-10-29 11:00:21 PM  
To be fair, in 2012 his slide into dementia wasn't as far advanced as it is now, 8 years later.  The last 4 years feel like 8, though. I cannot wait for that insufferable jackass squatting in our White House to be removed. Marijuana better be legalized if he steals this election, because the only way I'll stay sane is if I'm stoned out of my gourd.
 
2020-10-29 11:00:34 PM  

freetomato: nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Fark user image image 399x302]


D'awww. I love pancake bunny.

A true classic. ^_^
 
2020-10-29 11:01:27 PM  
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2020-10-29 11:02:22 PM  

quatchi: freetomato: nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Fark user image image 399x302]

D'awww. I love pancake bunny.

A true classic. ^_^


It just seemed relevant.
 
2020-10-29 11:02:53 PM  

xaldin: So broken clock being right. The why it is broke probably isn't what he is thinking but it definitely is broken in the modern era.

Our original governmental system expected the constitution and everything to change more often than it has. Side effect is some things haven't adapted to the modern world.


More like a broken five year calendar.
 
2020-10-29 11:05:16 PM  

quatchi: freetomato: nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Fark user image image 399x302]

D'awww. I love pancake bunny.

A true classic. ^_^


confession time: I had forgotten pancake bunny and totally missed nytmare 's fun and subtle joke. But thanks to freetomato I had a couple of bonus giggles
 
2020-10-29 11:05:28 PM  

Raoul Eaton: xaldin: So broken clock being right. The why it is broke probably isn't what he is thinking but it definitely is broken in the modern era.

Our original governmental system expected the constitution and everything to change more often than it has. Side effect is some things haven't adapted to the modern world.

More like a broken five year calendar.


*looks at date on tweet*
Whoops no, broken ten year calendar.  Even Two Scoops gets to be right once per decade.
 
2020-10-29 11:06:42 PM  

bdub77: Cool, let's do popular vote. Oh you don't like that either? How about F*CK OFF AND DIE.


He "won" once.  He'd like to stay in office, but he'd prefer not to have to try that again.

That doesn't mean that he plans to ever stop his rallies, but they're not actually campaign rallies, they're "I Love Me" rallies.
 
2020-10-29 11:07:42 PM  

whatshisname: DoctorCal: Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.

Waffles are way better.

But they are difficult make right.


Sheeeeeeit. Krusteaz.
 
2020-10-29 11:09:33 PM  

nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.


He means that pancakes are delicious.
 
2020-10-29 11:12:17 PM  

freetomato: quatchi: freetomato: nytmare: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Fark user image image 399x302]

D'awww. I love pancake bunny.

A true classic. ^_^

It just seemed relevant.


A post saying "I have no idea..."?

Notabunny in there?

By Fark law someone was required to notice and post that pic.

Well played
 
2020-10-29 11:12:39 PM  

whatshisname: DoctorCal: Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.

Waffles are way better.

But they are difficult make right.


The best waffle recipes use corn starch.
 
2020-10-29 11:15:16 PM  

monsatano: whatshisname: DoctorCal: Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.

Waffles are way better.

But they are difficult make right.

The best waffle recipes use corn starch.


Also: stiff peaks on your egg whites
 
2020-10-29 11:21:11 PM  

DoctorCal: whatshisname: DoctorCal: Notabunny: DoctorCal: Notabunny: And pancakes are the disastrous part of this nutritious breakfast, but we still got 'em

I assume you want to fight.

Waffles and crepes are the nectar of the gods. Pancakes are devil's scabs.

Waffles are way better.

But they are difficult make right.

Sheeeeeeit. Krusteaz.


So I'm coming back to camp after a fruitless morning deer hunting. I know my grandfather beat me to the trailer because I can already smell the coffee and bacon and maple syrup warming up. My brother is already half way through his first short stack of Krusteaz and he said, "Man, papa! These are good!" Papa said, "Aunt Jemima'd walk all the way up this mountain in bare feet to put her name on this box."
 
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