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2020-10-29 3:31:07 PM  
That farking ghoul deserves to have his lungs slowly saturated with fluorine gas.
 
2020-10-29 3:55:26 PM  

markie_farkie: That farking ghoul deserves to have his lungs slowly saturated with fluorine gas.


I'm supposed to know what fluorine gas does?  Whatever happened to the classics like, I don't know, beheading or firing squad or watching a James Cameron movie repeatedly?
 
2020-10-29 3:58:13 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: I'm supposed to know what fluorine gas does?


It slowly crystalizes your lung tissue and you die a horrible burning painful death over several minutes in high doses, and in lower doses, potentially weeks or months.
 
2020-10-29 4:12:03 PM  
ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.
 
2020-10-29 4:27:19 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


Fu*k YOU! racist bastard.
 
2020-10-29 4:51:34 PM  

markie_farkie: Soup4Bonnie: I'm supposed to know what fluorine gas does?

It slowly crystalizes your lung tissue and you die a horrible burning painful death over several minutes in high doses, and in lower doses, potentially weeks or months.


You know waaaaaaaay too much about fluorine gas.
 
2020-10-29 4:51:44 PM  

WTFDYW: Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.

Fu*k YOU! racist bastard.


What this guy said.
 
2020-10-29 4:51:46 PM  
This task force should also be in charge of them prosecuting and executing everyone that was involved in making that farking happen. No farking piddly ass country club jail. You go against the wall for this motherfarkers.
 
2020-10-29 4:51:57 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


This is why you have no friends.
 
2020-10-29 4:52:35 PM  
I was going to post that the deplorables will be against it, but I see that they already are. They should be executed the next time they utter the phrase 'family values'. Farking scumbags.
 
2020-10-29 4:52:37 PM  
They need a task force to look over every email and memo from the trash that caged those kids, so that their farking evil is completely exposed.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:02 PM  
I am just having flashbacks to Obama taking over at Gitmo and them asking to see the files on the prisoners to see which ones they could prosecute and which they would be hard pressed to pursue only to be told they weren't actually keeping track of that crap. They were here, they were guilty, no need to consider the next step.

The decision to seperate parents and kids at the border had the same degree of forethought into how the matter might be reversed if done in error.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:18 PM  
It can't be that hard.

Ask children if they are old enough what state/country they are from or run DNA check on kids to young to narrow it down, buy ads on Radio and TV telling relatives if they've lost a kid to mail a DNA sample (hair in a letter) to the US consulate.

Run DNA tests.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:24 PM  

markie_farkie: That farking ghoul deserves to have his lungs slowly saturated with fluorine gas.


I'm thinking he deserves to be held down, get an Inglourious Basterds-esque tattoo across his fivehead, then get dumped in the middle of Juarez.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:47 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


username checks out.
 
2020-10-29 4:54:28 PM  
fta: ""On his first day as president, Joe Biden will issue an executive order creating a federal task force to reunite these children with their parents," the narrator says."

I would expect no less from Joe.

Now can we talk about the monsters who did this deliberately knowing full well this was going to be the result?

I have some thoughts there is my point.
 
2020-10-29 4:55:12 PM  
Too late.  He already ate them.
 
2020-10-29 4:55:21 PM  

eddie_irvine: I was going to post that the deplorables will be against it, but I see that they already are. They should be executed the next time they utter the phrase 'family values'. Farking scumbags.


So much for their concern over child trafficking.
WTF do they think is going to happen to the kids who aren't young enough to get adopted out?
 
2020-10-29 4:55:39 PM  
We can't hunt down Osama farking Bin Ladin. But these kids... sorry man. No clue where their parents are.
 
2020-10-29 4:55:51 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


Ok. First, fark you, fascist! Second, that will be the last of your comments I will ever see.

Third, fark you, fascist!
 
2020-10-29 4:56:47 PM  

Il Douchey: .


I didn't know Stephen Miller had a Fark account.
 
2020-10-29 4:57:36 PM  
I bet they will find most of those families returned home.  They knew they were going to be deported and left their kids behind hoping they would have a better life.
 
2020-10-29 4:58:40 PM  

neongoats: This task force should also be in charge of them prosecuting and executing everyone that was involved in making that farking happen. No farking piddly ass country club jail. You go against the wall for this motherfarkers.


I see you've read 18 USC 242.
 
2020-10-29 4:58:45 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


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2020-10-29 4:59:02 PM  
This really isn't going to move any Trump supporter to change sides. It may be the right thing to do but it's not going to earn Biden any new votes. If anything, it will cost him.
 
2020-10-29 5:00:48 PM  
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2020-10-29 5:02:35 PM  

Grungehamster: I am just having flashbacks to Obama taking over at Gitmo and them asking to see the files on the prisoners to see which ones they could prosecute and which they would be hard pressed to pursue only to be told they weren't actually keeping track of that crap. They were here, they were guilty, no need to consider the next step.

The decision to seperate parents and kids at the border had the same degree of forethought into how the matter might be reversed if done in error.


They could fold this in to the homeland security budget preventing terrorism. Because I can see someone losing their kids or losing their parents really really really not liking the U.S. after this.

Of course Biden's probably just doing it because it's the right thing to do.
 
2020-10-29 5:02:56 PM  
Anybody else curious about what goes on in Stephen Miller's head?
Let's find out.
First, anybody own a chainsaw?
 
2020-10-29 5:03:19 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


Look you farking troll--we can all count on you coming into any thread and shiatting all over it.
Why don't you go to one of your favorite sites and jack off to militia fat boys or spill your poison onto sites that want you there?

We don't like or appreciate you dickishness here.
 
2020-10-29 5:04:08 PM  

dwrash: I bet they will find most of those families returned home.  They knew they were going to be deported and left their kids behind hoping they would have a better life.


Just going to ignore Trump turning the steal of immigrants children into a political weapon to discourage the others? Or that they knew this would happen and did nothing to prevent it? It was done on purpose and out of complete malice and anti American xenophobia! 

Oh yes and 

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2020-10-29 5:08:04 PM  

WTFDYW: Fu*k YOU! racist bastard.


So weak to fall back on the same old tired cliches.  So overused that they have lost all ability to shock, offend or be taken seriously by anyone. "Racist!" Nazi! Troll! Fascist! etc.!" Anyone who has a different opinion than yours is automatically deemed one or all of these.

Use your brain.  Explain why exactly The US has any interest in taking care of these kids?  That's the parents job, and frankly, the parents are doing that job horribly so far.  So, what is in this for us?  More importantly, explain why it's wrong to question why none of these parents seem to have any interest whatsoever in facilitating the reunion. How are they not negligent?

/If my view is off, explain why -please.
 
2020-10-29 5:09:09 PM  

CthulhuCalling: This really isn't going to move any Trump supporter to change sides. It may be the right thing to do but it's not going to earn Biden any new votes. If anything, it will cost him.


As a Democrat, Biden needs to *inspire* his supporters or they'll stay home on Nov 3rd.

Hm.  I was going for sardonic humor there, but all I did was just make myself sad.
 
2020-10-29 5:09:20 PM  

RedComrade: dwrash: I bet they will find most of those families returned home.  They knew they were going to be deported and left their kids behind hoping they would have a better life.

Just going to ignore Trump turning the steal of immigrants children into a political weapon to discourage the others? Or that they knew this would happen and did nothing to prevent it? It was done on purpose and out of complete malice and anti American xenophobia! 

Oh yes and 

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This has been a practice for decades now.  Because it continued under Trump it became national news and all of a sudden people cared.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/26/politi​c​s/separated-parents-facing-deportation​/index.html
 
2020-10-29 5:09:25 PM  

mdarius: Grungehamster: I am just having flashbacks to Obama taking over at Gitmo and them asking to see the files on the prisoners to see which ones they could prosecute and which they would be hard pressed to pursue only to be told they weren't actually keeping track of that crap. They were here, they were guilty, no need to consider the next step.

The decision to seperate parents and kids at the border had the same degree of forethought into how the matter might be reversed if done in error.

They could fold this in to the homeland security budget preventing terrorism. Because I can see someone losing their kids or losing their parents really really really not liking the U.S. after this.

Of course Biden's probably just doing it because it's the right thing to do.


This has been also my thought since all this started.

If they wanted to create American hating terrorists...this would be a good way to start.
 
2020-10-29 5:13:36 PM  
Good, then turn over Trump & Kakistocracy to The Hague. Kidnapping foreign Nationals is illegal for any Country. The US must start healing, here and abroad, and if that means pulling a few scabs off, then so be it.

Their host Countries need to file, and Congress needs to act now, with or without the Republicans.
 
2020-10-29 5:14:02 PM  

dwrash: RedComrade: dwrash: I bet they will find most of those families returned home.  They knew they were going to be deported and left their kids behind hoping they would have a better life.

Just going to ignore Trump turning the steal of immigrants children into a political weapon to discourage the others? Or that they knew this would happen and did nothing to prevent it? It was done on purpose and out of complete malice and anti American xenophobia! 

Oh yes and 

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

This has been a practice for decades now.  Because it continued under Trump it became national news and all of a sudden people cared.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/26/politic​s/separated-parents-facing-deportation​/index.html


Great. You show up to chime in with IIDouche.
How ya doing, comrade?
Fark you and whatever you rode in on.
 
2020-10-29 5:14:15 PM  

CthulhuCalling: This really isn't going to move any Trump supporter to change sides. It may be the right thing to do but it's not going to earn Biden any new votes. If anything, it will cost him.


Sometimes you do the right thing even if you don't directly benefit from it. The fact that this needs to be stated is one of the reasons why this nation is such a clusterfark.
 
2020-10-29 5:15:39 PM  

stoli n coke: eddie_irvine: I was going to post that the deplorables will be against it, but I see that they already are. They should be executed the next time they utter the phrase 'family values'. Farking scumbags.

So much for their concern over child trafficking.
WTF do they think is going to happen to the kids who aren't young enough to get adopted out?


They don't. There was never any concern. Winning trumps all, and justifies the means.

Their opinion should be 'ok, boomer'd into mollification and ignored by anyone making an actual decision.
 
2020-10-29 5:16:10 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.

Look you farking troll--we can all count on you coming into any thread and shiatting all over it.
Why don't you go to one of your favorite sites and jack off to militia fat boys or spill your poison onto sites that want you there?

We don't like or appreciate you dickishness here.


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There are no trolls in Fark Sing Se
 
2020-10-29 5:16:19 PM  

Il Douchey: WTFDYW: Fu*k YOU! racist bastard.

So weak to fall back on the same old tired cliches.  So overused that they have lost all ability to shock, offend or be taken seriously by anyone. "Racist!" Nazi! Troll! Fascist! etc.!" Anyone who has a different opinion than yours is automatically deemed one or all of these.

Use your brain.  Explain why exactly The US has any interest in taking care of these kids?  That's the parents job, and frankly, the parents are doing that job horribly so far.  So, what is in this for us?  More importantly, explain why it's wrong to question why none of these parents seem to have any interest whatsoever in facilitating the reunion. How are they not negligent?

/If my view is off, explain why -please.


Your view is off because you have zero empathy and a dimwit nationalist viewpoint in the global era. The previous sentence will flummox you. This is how we get Trump and another Trump down the road.
 
2020-10-29 5:17:28 PM  

markie_farkie: That farking ghoul deserves to have his lungs slowly saturated with fluorine gas.


Miller exactly personifies that word, doesn't he? I think Jared does the same thing for twerp.
 
2020-10-29 5:17:43 PM  
Let them out first and then do a task force to prosecute those responsible.
 
2020-10-29 5:19:20 PM  

dwrash: RedComrade: dwrash: I bet they will find most of those families returned home.  They knew they were going to be deported and left their kids behind hoping they would have a better life.

Just going to ignore Trump turning the steal of immigrants children into a political weapon to discourage the others? Or that they knew this would happen and did nothing to prevent it? It was done on purpose and out of complete malice and anti American xenophobia! 

Oh yes and 

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

This has been a practice for decades now.  Because it continued under Trump it became national news and all of a sudden people cared.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/26/politic​s/separated-parents-facing-deportation​/index.html


God damn you are reprehensible. You will literally twist yourself in a farking knot to defend ANYTHING. Literally no atrocity is enough to make you say "that's farked up" as long as a right winger is doing it.

"those mexicans will just leave their kids, so it's ok if we systemically steal their children"

This is what a farking cultist looks like. Mr farking itchy right here. farking reprehensible.
 
2020-10-29 5:21:25 PM  
Squirt gun?  Try this:

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2020-10-29 5:23:36 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: markie_farkie: That farking ghoul deserves to have his lungs slowly saturated with fluorine gas.

I'm supposed to know what fluorine gas does?  Whatever happened to the classics like, I don't know, beheading or firing squad or watching a James Cameron movie repeatedly?


It's the 21st century; we use Bluetooth and 3D printers.
 
2020-10-29 5:25:32 PM  

quatchi: fta: ""On his first day as president, Joe Biden will issue an executive order creating a federal task force to reunite these children with their parents," the narrator says."

I would expect no less from Joe.

Now can we talk about the monsters who did this deliberately knowing full well this was going to be the result?

I have some thoughts there is my point.


He should appoint a "special prosecutor" to investigate, reunite, and prosecute.  Use the special prosecutor precedents already established to go after Democrats to go after the fascist FSCK faces

If Preet isn't the AG... give it to him.
 
2020-10-29 5:26:32 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: markie_farkie: That farking ghoul deserves to have his lungs slowly saturated with fluorine gas.

I'm supposed to know what fluorine gas does?  Whatever happened to the classics like, I don't know, beheading or firing squad or watching a James Cameron movie repeatedly?


Cut your heart Out with a spoon
Youtube MhfuuKiTcYQ
 
2020-10-29 5:26:58 PM  

markie_farkie: Soup4Bonnie: I'm supposed to know what fluorine gas does?

It slowly crystalizes your lung tissue and you die a horrible burning painful death over several minutes in high doses, and in lower doses, potentially weeks or months.


Oh, this, let's do this then.
 
2020-10-29 5:30:50 PM  

Il Douchey: ICE may not know where the parents are, but the thousand parents know exactly where their kids are.  Why the Hell aren't any of them coming to reclaim their children?  They didn't have to bring them here, they don't have to leave them here -just take them home.  You don't need a Biden task force for that.


The most likely scenario is that they were all deported, by themselves, back to countries in South America a thousand miles away.
 
2020-10-29 5:30:55 PM  

RedComrade: CthulhuCalling: This really isn't going to move any Trump supporter to change sides. It may be the right thing to do but it's not going to earn Biden any new votes. If anything, it will cost him.

Sometimes you do the right thing even if you don't directly benefit from it. The fact that this needs to be stated is one of the reasons why this nation is such a clusterfark.


I said it is the right thing to do.
 
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