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(NYPost)   If you date the governor's daughter, don't be surprised when you get transferred far, far away   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 3:51:49 PM  
Bruce Hornsby wrote a song about it.
 
2020-10-29 4:06:56 PM  
I think a cheesy rom-com concept was just born...not Netflix caliber, though, maybe Crackle or one of those services that are run out of a strip mall in Akron.
 
2020-10-29 4:27:16 PM  
That feels like incest
 
2020-10-29 4:29:10 PM  
 
2020-10-29 4:32:57 PM  
The governor knows the domestic violence statistics among cops.
ACAB.
 
2020-10-29 4:33:00 PM  

waxbeans: That feels like incest


How do you know what incest feels li....

Never mind.
 
2020-10-29 4:33:26 PM  
Group Captain Townsend unavailable for comment...
 
2020-10-29 4:33:28 PM  

UltimaCS: Non-NY Post article:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-tr​ooper-transferred-for-allegedly-dating​-governor-andrew-cuomos-daughter-cara-​kennedy-cuomo


They just use the NY Post as the source. Plus this:
On the flip side, spokespeople for both Cuomo and the state police insist Pfeiffer requested the transfer.
 
2020-10-29 4:34:34 PM  
Protecting your adult daughter from having a relationship.  What a great dad!

/s
 
2020-10-29 4:35:05 PM  

beezeltown: I think a cheesy rom-com concept was just born...not Netflix caliber, though, maybe Crackle or one of those services that are run out of a strip mall in Akron.


Uhhhh...go watch Season 1 of The Crown.

Just saying...
 
2020-10-29 4:35:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: waxbeans: That feels like incest

How do you know what incest feels li....

Never mind.


Hes a republican. He knows the way.
 
2020-10-29 4:35:32 PM  

beezeltown: I think a cheesy rom-com concept was just born...not Netflix caliber, though, maybe Crackle or one of those services that are run out of a strip mall in Akron.


A small town of lonely men...serving their country in a remote desolate outpost...longing for one woman.

Ya it would be a comedy.
 
2020-10-29 4:35:36 PM  

LarryDan43: The governor knows the domestic violence statistics among cops.
ACAB.

The governor knows the domestic violence statistics among is a cops.

 
2020-10-29 4:35:59 PM  
Stormy McStormFace?
 
2020-10-29 4:36:14 PM  
WAIT!!!!!
I think I've seen this...
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2020-10-29 4:36:39 PM  
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And of course she went on to found internet giant Hooli.
 
2020-10-29 4:36:41 PM  

LarryDan43: The governor knows the domestic violence statistics among cops.
ACAB.


Yes, and All Cuomos are Also Bastards.

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2020-10-29 4:37:34 PM  
Pfeiffer wasn't found to have committed misconduct and his transfer to a state police station in Plattsburgh - about 160 miles north of the Capitol, and about 25 miles south of the Canadian border - didn't go on his record as official discipline, sources said.

Quand l'autobus est arrivé
On a applaudit le chauffeur
Sa pancarte bleue c'était marqué
"Welcome to Plattsburgh" !

Plattsburg
Youtube ird6o6xOK-s
 
2020-10-29 4:37:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: waxbeans: That feels like incest

How do you know what incest feels li....

Never mind.


HEY!!!!
Fark(®™)
is *not* your personal erotica site...
 
2020-10-29 4:40:51 PM  

InfoFreako: Protecting your adult daughter from having a relationship.  What a great dad!

/s


She's only 25. Heavens to betsey, how could she handle herself?

/thinks back to flying nuclear bombers at 25...
 
2020-10-29 4:41:24 PM  
It's a misleading headline. The guy was working the governor's security detail. It's unprofessional for a bodyguard to get personally involved with their target's...I mean their employer's family.
 
2020-10-29 4:42:09 PM  
Just ask Lane Kiffin, he had to go coach at FAU for two years.

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2020-10-29 4:43:34 PM  
On May 24, Pfeiffer requested a "voluntary transfer" to Troop B in northeastern New York, a state police spokesman said. Pfeiffer began his career there after graduating from the State Police Academy in 2015, records show.

"He was transferred to keep him away from the daughter because the governor didn't like whatever they were doing," a source familiar with the situation said.


Difficulty: New York Post levels of credibility.

Wouldn't surprise me if the governor had something to do with it, but it also wouldn't surprise me if this wasn't a natural consequence of any relationship between a 35-year-old state trooper and the 25-year-old daughter of the governor reaching the natural end of its less-than-one-year lifespan.
 
2020-10-29 4:44:45 PM  
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2020-10-29 4:45:55 PM  
Dining with governors daughter
And her father say I remind him of Obama

(NSFW)

Jidenna - Long Live the Chief
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2020-10-29 4:48:15 PM  
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She's a perfect specimen of Cuomoness, breathtaking.
 
2020-10-29 4:49:18 PM  
Dick move and all, but I'm finding this endlessly amusing.
 
2020-10-29 4:49:28 PM  
Politicians shouldn't have children.  It opens the door to conflicts of interest.  Either we need to have only candidates that don't have children, and have be sterilized, or candidates willing to sacrifice their children upon an alter of fire or stone if they are elected.  IF a candidate is willing to immolate thier children in a sacrifice to the great machine, then I know they will have our countrys best interests at heart.
 
2020-10-29 4:49:56 PM  

Bslim: She's a perfect specimen of Cuomoness


So she knows how to work the pipe.
 
2020-10-29 4:51:22 PM  

beezeltown: I think a cheesy rom-com concept was just born...not Netflix caliber, though, maybe Crackle or one of those services that are run out of a strip mall in Akron.


How long ago was "captain of her guard" old slang for "personal trainer"?
 
2020-10-29 4:51:45 PM  
Yeah, The Gov wants his daughter to marry into money instead.


/wish I was joking but this happens a lot in well to do families.
 
2020-10-29 4:53:50 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Politicians shouldn't have children. It opens the door to conflicts of interest.  Either we need to have only candidates that don't have children, and have be sterilized, or candidates willing to sacrifice their children upon an alter of fire or stone if they are elected.  IF a candidate is willing to immolate thier children in a sacrifice to the great machine, then I know they will have our countrys best interests at heart.


Hitler didn't have any children, look how well that turned out.   You may want to reconsider your cunning plan.
 
2020-10-29 4:55:58 PM  

Fissile: Hitler didn't have any children


And whats your point...?
 
2020-10-29 4:57:14 PM  

goodncold: beezeltown: I think a cheesy rom-com concept was just born...not Netflix caliber, though, maybe Crackle or one of those services that are run out of a strip mall in Akron.

A small town of lonely men...serving their country in a remote desolate outpost...longing for one woman.

Ya it would be a comedy.


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2020-10-29 5:00:30 PM  

Fissile: AmbassadorBooze: Politicians shouldn't have children. It opens the door to conflicts of interest.  Either we need to have only candidates that don't have children, and have be sterilized, or candidates willing to sacrifice their children upon an alter of fire or stone if they are elected.  IF a candidate is willing to immolate thier children in a sacrifice to the great machine, then I know they will have our countrys best interests at heart.

Hitler didn't have any children, look how well that turned out.   You may want to reconsider your cunning plan.


The Trump (who is a butt baby made from 99 hitler clones raping the 100th hitler clone in the butt until he got pregnant in the Butt) has children.  So obviously just not having children isn't 100% of the solution.  But it gets us 95% of the way to not having politicians with conflicts of interest.

You don't want a rep who is willing to do whatever it takes to get you to vote, including sacrificing their own flesh and blood to the great machine?  You prefer reps who have shady deals with russia and china so their kids get rich?
 
2020-10-29 5:01:16 PM  
Pisses off Mario... I like this guy.
 
2020-10-29 5:07:24 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: On May 24, Pfeiffer requested a "voluntary transfer" to Troop B in northeastern New York, a state police spokesman said. Pfeiffer began his career there after graduating from the State Police Academy in 2015, records show.

"He was transferred to keep him away from the daughter because the governor didn't like whatever they were doing," a source familiar with the situation said.

Difficulty: New York Post levels of credibility.

Wouldn't surprise me if the governor had something to do with it, but it also wouldn't surprise me if this wasn't a natural consequence of any relationship between a 35-year-old state trooper and the 25-year-old daughter of the governor reaching the natural end of its less-than-one-year lifespan.


They are still dating.
 
2020-10-29 5:11:49 PM  
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2020-10-29 5:13:17 PM  
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2020-10-29 5:13:32 PM  
It could be a lot worse.

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2020-10-29 5:13:40 PM  

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Dammit!
 
2020-10-29 5:17:14 PM  
Would.

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2020-10-29 5:27:29 PM  

UltimaCS: Non-NY Post article:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-tr​ooper-transferred-for-allegedly-dating​-governor-andrew-cuomos-daughter-cara-​kennedy-cuomo


Dailybeast vs NYPost.

Do you have one that doesn't have cancer or aids?
 
2020-10-29 5:31:48 PM  
"He was transferred to keep him away from the daughter because the governor didn't like whatever they were doing," a source familiar with the situation said.

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2020-10-29 5:34:11 PM  
one of my uncles was a NY State Trooper for over 20 years. he was transferred to posts/patrols in different parts of the state from where he lived multiple times over his career , and he never once dated a daughter of a Governor.

also...3 of my uncles were NY State Corrections Officers and had to work for a couple of years minimum wherever they were sent before they could even think about requesting a posting at a prison near where they actually owned homes .Specifically in Dannemora, since they all lived in Clinton County...they'd do months long assignements on Rikers or SingSing etc only getting to come home about once a month

/...just sayin
 
2020-10-29 5:36:54 PM  
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Mom, Cara, and her sisters.
 
2020-10-29 5:38:07 PM  

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Mom, Cara, and her sisters.


Wait. Which one is in the other picture posted?
 
2020-10-29 5:38:09 PM  

UltimaCS: Non-NY Post article:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/state-tr​ooper-transferred-for-allegedly-dating​-governor-andrew-cuomos-daughter-cara-​kennedy-cuomo


Lol. Dailybeast.
 
2020-10-29 5:38:17 PM  
It's gotta be tough when your kid falls for a peasant.
 
2020-10-29 5:38:33 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: How's that misogyny ban working out?


About as well as the rays bullpen
 
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