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2020-10-29 7:20:03 PM  
An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?
 
2020-10-29 7:20:31 PM  
Henry Earl unable to be reached for comment.
 
2020-10-29 7:23:50 PM  

cwheelie: An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?


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Right you are.
 
2020-10-29 7:26:05 PM  
28 dui, that is absolutely insane.
 
2020-10-29 7:26:40 PM  
$10 says this guy is a WI transplant

/Sconnie
 
2020-10-29 7:27:02 PM  

phedex: 28 dui, that is absolutely insane.


You'll never get the hughscore if you don't try.
 
2020-10-29 7:27:20 PM  
I want to know why he still had a valid driver's lic.
 
2020-10-29 7:27:35 PM  
His postmortem reminds me of my favorite appetizer.

Seared foie gras in a raspberry brandy, heavy on the brandy, sauce

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2020-10-29 7:27:44 PM  

Axeofjudgement: phedex: 28 dui, that is absolutely insane.

You'll never get the hughscore if you don't try.


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2020-10-29 7:29:00 PM  
Trees are natural.
 
2020-10-29 7:29:36 PM  

Axeofjudgement: phedex: 28 dui, that is absolutely insane.

You'll never get the hughscore if you don't try.


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2020-10-29 7:31:27 PM  

WonderDave1: Axeofjudgement: phedex: 28 dui, that is absolutely insane.

You'll never get the hughscore if you don't try.

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2020-10-29 7:33:24 PM  
"Danny Lee Bettcher"

Parents fail not naming him Hugh.
 
2020-10-29 7:34:19 PM  
Must be one of those 29 strikes and you're out laws, and he took the easy way out.
 
2020-10-29 7:34:21 PM  
His blood type was 40 proof.
 
2020-10-29 7:35:03 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: I want to know why he still had a valid driver's lic.


Probably because there is some loophole where the suspensions could be served while he was behind bars.

5-year suspension and he's locked up for 8 years? He walks out of prison and his license is valid because his suspension was served.
 
2020-10-29 7:35:15 PM  
Bettcher had a valid driver's license despite spending much of the past 10 years in and out of jails and prison for drinking and driving.

WTF?
 
2020-10-29 7:36:45 PM  

KingOfTown: $10 says this guy is a WI transplant

/Sconnie


In Wisconsin, we call 28 a chaser.
 
2020-10-29 7:38:29 PM  

special20: "Danny Lee Bettcher"

Parents fail not naming him Hugh.


Everyone in MN approves of this post.
 
2020-10-29 7:39:18 PM  

cwheelie: An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?


I'm guessing he died of alcohol withdrawal from prison.
 
2020-10-29 7:39:43 PM  
He was from Havana?
 
2020-10-29 7:43:54 PM  
lets play guess his skin color.
 
2020-10-29 7:47:11 PM  
I wonder how many times the dude got stopped in the '70s and told to "Go home and sleep it off and if I catch you out here again today I'm giving you a ticket."  That attitude was pretty common prior to about the early '80s.  A lot of places in the US considered drunk driving "No harm, no foul", i.e. if you made it home without hurting anybody it was OK.  The biggest victory won by MADD back in the '80s was getting cops and courts and the general public to take DUI seriously.  Party responsibly, drink less, don't drink at all, take a cab or public transport home, use a designated driver, but whatever you do, don't get sloshed and drive, and if you do, and you get caught, you're losing your license for a long time and possibly going to jail.
 
2020-10-29 7:47:37 PM  

cwheelie: An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?


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2020-10-29 7:47:44 PM  
Good.

/sorry
 
2020-10-29 7:48:17 PM  
If he had killed someone he'd likely still be in prison. So thanks for drunk driving responsibly, guy.
 
2020-10-29 7:53:16 PM  
so, the answer here was not 42...
 
2020-10-29 7:53:28 PM  
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2020-10-29 7:58:18 PM  
Bettcher had a valid driver's license despite spending much of the past 10 yearsin and out of jails and prison for drinking and driving.

How many DUIs can 1 person get in a year? Let alone find the time to drink and drive.
 
2020-10-29 7:59:14 PM  

Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.


Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS
 
2020-10-29 8:00:41 PM  
In a row?
 
2020-10-29 8:09:11 PM  

Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS


thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.
 
2020-10-29 8:15:01 PM  

uck It: cwheelie: An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?

I'm guessing he died of alcohol withdrawal from prison.


I'll go with COVID he caught in the joint. The guy has had 28 DWIs, he knows how not to die from alcohol withdrawal.
 
2020-10-29 8:17:23 PM  

Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.


By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.
 
2020-10-29 8:41:38 PM  

Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.

By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.


it's a game but we already know the answer so it's actually a poke at our judicial system.
let me just say that a black man wouldn't have 28 DUIs, savvy?
 
2020-10-29 8:42:40 PM  

SmithHiller: cwheelie: An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?

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He'll be here all week.

/Try the schnitzengruben.
 
2020-10-29 8:44:18 PM  

X-Geek: SmithHiller: cwheelie: An obituary says 67-year-old Danny Lee Bettcher, of New York Mills, died last week from what his family said was natural causes.
More like Natural Light causes, ammiright?

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He'll be here all week.

/Try the schnitzengruben.


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My limit is fifteen.
 
2020-10-29 8:46:55 PM  

Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.

By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.

it's a game but we already know the answer so it's actually a poke at our judicial system.
let me just say that a black man wouldn't have 28 DUIs, savvy?


Gotcha Sparky...
I don't typically need humor explained to me...
Either I've lost my ability to read into connotations or you need to find a new gig.
My money is on the latter.
 
2020-10-29 9:07:53 PM  
I think Coronach isn't getting it.
 
2020-10-29 9:08:25 PM  
I order to get caught that many times you would almost have to do on purpose.
 
2020-10-29 9:14:31 PM  
Article doesn't say he ever killed someone while drunk driving, so I guess he didn't.


So I guess it's a good thing he got out before he did.
 
2020-10-29 9:18:11 PM  

Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.


I was going to say yellow as in jaundice.
 
2020-10-29 10:01:27 PM  

KingOfTown: $10 says this guy is a WI transplant

/Sconnie


Can't spell Wisconsin without OWI
 
2020-10-29 10:03:55 PM  

Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.

By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.

it's a game but we already know the answer so it's actually a poke at our judicial system.
let me just say that a black man wouldn't have 28 DUIs, savvy?

Gotcha Sparky...
I don't typically need humor explained to me...
Either I've lost my ability to read into connotations or you need to find a new gig.
My money is on the latter.


It's the former. Really wasn't hard to figure out.

Take a break. 2020 has not been kind to any of us.
 
2020-10-29 10:08:15 PM  

Sean VasDeferens: I want to know why he still had a valid driver's lic.


Who said he had one?
 
2020-10-29 10:08:59 PM  
28 DUIs. That's a god damned professional.
/i do not condone this behavior
 
2020-10-29 10:12:54 PM  

geekbikerskum: I wonder how many times the dude got stopped in the '70s and told to "Go home and sleep it off and if I catch you out here again today I'm giving you a ticket."  That attitude was pretty common prior to about the early '80s.  A lot of places in the US considered drunk driving "No harm, no foul", i.e. if you made it home without hurting anybody it was OK.  The biggest victory won by MADD back in the '80s was getting cops and courts and the general public to take DUI seriously.  Party responsibly, drink less, don't drink at all, take a cab or public transport home, use a designated driver, but whatever you do, don't get sloshed and drive, and if you do, and you get caught, you're losing your license for a long time and possibly going to jail.


MADD-like typing detected.
/jk
 
2020-10-29 10:17:24 PM  

Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.

By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.

it's a game but we already know the answer so it's actually a poke at our judicial system.
let me just say that a black man wouldn't have 28 DUIs, savvy?

Gotcha Sparky...
I don't typically need humor explained to me...
Either I've lost my ability to read into connotations or you need to find a new gig.
My money is on the latter.


It's the former.
 
2020-10-29 10:21:34 PM  

Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.

By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.

it's a game but we already know the answer so it's actually a poke at our judicial system.
let me just say that a black man wouldn't have 28 DUIs, savvy?

Gotcha Sparky...
I don't typically need humor explained to me...
Either I've lost my ability to read into connotations or you need to find a new gig.
My money is on the latter.


The guys wasn't black so there is absolutely no racism in his statement

It's how America works now so you need to apologize
 
2020-10-29 10:22:25 PM  

Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: Coronach: Isitoveryet: lets play guess his skin color.

Congratulations! I now have a new farky color after all these years you ignorant bigot!
GFYS

thanks?

i don't know how to respond to this so i'll just tip my cap and suggest perhaps you've misread the meaning of my comment.

By all means... explain the meaning of your comment.

it's a game but we already know the answer so it's actually a poke at our judicial system.
let me just say that a black man wouldn't have 28 DUIs, savvy?

Gotcha Sparky...
I don't typically need humor explained to me...
Either I've lost my ability to read into connotations or you need to find a new gig.
My money is on the latter.


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