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5966 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Oct 2020 at 3:10 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-29 1:37:14 PM  
So now what?  He'll claim the contents cannot be revealed because the "evidence" has been tampered with?
 
2020-10-29 1:55:06 PM  
Oh it's been tampered with.
 
2020-10-29 1:55:12 PM  
Now it's going to be interesting. Did Tucker big up the importance of these documents into a huge deal because he thought they'd been lost for good and he could claim they were the holy grail and be able to play on that for months? Has UPS finding them produced an "oh shiat" moment now that he actually has to go public and people will find out they're not all that?

/Grabs popcorn.
 
2020-10-29 2:05:24 PM  
I bet it's the Soup Nazi's soup recipes.
 
2020-10-29 2:08:38 PM  
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2020-10-29 2:13:22 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Now it's going to be interesting. Did Tucker big up the importance of these documents into a huge deal because he thought they'd been lost for good and he could claim they were the holy grail and be able to play on that for months? Has UPS finding them produced an "oh shiat" moment now that he actually has to go public and people will find out they're not all that?

/Grabs popcorn.


He will just say that the truly damning evidence is missing from what he gets back from UPS. The conspiracy lives!
 
2020-10-29 2:42:25 PM  
"Well, I can't now, because it was supposed to be a surprise. Sheesh."
 
2020-10-29 3:11:38 PM  
It's his dick in a box.
 
2020-10-29 3:11:41 PM  
I thought he said he sent it USPS?
 
2020-10-29 3:13:19 PM  
It's a bunch of dildos, innit?
 
2020-10-29 3:14:02 PM  
Yeah the chain of custody on this "evidence" is uh...quite something.
 
2020-10-29 3:14:09 PM  

markie_farkie: So now what?  He'll claim the contents cannot be revealed because the "evidence" has been tampered with?


They're working on validating the information and promise to show you it on November 4th
 
2020-10-29 3:14:15 PM  

You Are All Sheep: I thought he said he sent it USPS?


His two minute segment said it was a reliable shipping company in the USA. That was his first lie. Then he lied about how it was all extremely damning information and blah blah blah. I hope people are going to blanket the airwaves with actual trump crimes instead of made up biden nonsense.

Unrelated, but I'm enjoying just how many people are voting. Good luck changing their votes with your homework, dipshiats. Can't change it now that it's already voted and counted.
 
2020-10-29 3:14:19 PM  
Ever see Ruthless People? I bet it's like that.
 
2020-10-29 3:14:25 PM  

MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.


How did they make a box small enough?
 
2020-10-29 3:14:32 PM  

Smoking GNU: It's a bunch of dildos, innit?


Nope, just photos of Tucker.

Wait - sources are telling me we're both right. How can that be?
 
2020-10-29 3:14:36 PM  

Lord Dimwit: Ever see Ruthless People? I bet it's like that.


https://youtu.be/v453Z-GR-38
 
2020-10-29 3:15:17 PM  
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2020-10-29 3:16:31 PM  

Smoking GNU: It's a bunch of dildos, innit?


Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
 
2020-10-29 3:16:45 PM  
LOL now he has to come up with something. My guess is it's just going to be the same documents they've been shopping or new print outs of "emails" with no way to verify that they're real.
 
2020-10-29 3:16:58 PM  
Joe, Hunter, and their Deep State minions were never going to be canny enough to pull this job off.  It looks like Joe's crew was a little too sleepy to pull one over on Tucker.
 
2020-10-29 3:17:08 PM  

culebra: Yeah the chain of custody on this "evidence" is uh...quite something.


Don't kink shame his chain!
 
2020-10-29 3:17:08 PM  

dracos31: MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.

How did they make a box small enough?


It's mostly packaging.

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2020-10-29 3:17:19 PM  
Tucker: I would have proof if not for that meddling UPS!!!!

UPS: You ain't hanging your lies on us idiot boy! Here's your stuff.

Tucker (probably): They didn't return the RELLY GOOD evidence. Deep state! QAnon! Elves!

MAGAs:  See!?!?!? This proves EVERYONE is against trump!!!! Tucker is right!!!!
 
2020-10-29 3:17:34 PM  

dracos31: MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.

How did they make a box small enough?


No wonder they lost it.
 
2020-10-29 3:17:39 PM  
Well, now he'll have to turn it in and earn his F.
 
2020-10-29 3:18:34 PM  

MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.


D*** in a Box - SNL Digital Short
Youtube Rt0spqQtMKg
 
2020-10-29 3:18:58 PM  

Fart_Machine: dracos31: MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.

How did they make a box small enough?

It's mostly packaging.

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Tucker likes his fudge well-packed.
 
2020-10-29 3:18:59 PM  

dracos31: MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.

How did they make a box small enough?


Packing peenuts
 
2020-10-29 3:19:05 PM  
This story just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Like others suggested, Tuck will say the deep state tampered with it. 


/what can brown do for you?
 
2020-10-29 3:19:36 PM  
"UPS Finds Mystery Tucker Carlson Package"
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/what can brown do for you?//uggfffhhhgg///sorry farmers, I just threw up a little
 
2020-10-29 3:19:45 PM  
And these are the GOP's best, huh?  No wonder Putin came out and said the Hunter stuff was BS.  He doesn't want any of his guys anywhere near this shoddy op.  He's got a reputation to uphold after all.
 
2020-10-29 3:20:44 PM  

Zizzowop: /what can brown do for you?


Anything she wants....
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2020-10-29 3:20:50 PM  
Farking farkers not farmers you @$*÷#% #÷>#*$ keyboard!
 
2020-10-29 3:23:11 PM  
Well. It seems the documents actually existed outside Tucker's head, so there's that, I suppose.

No conspiracy, obviously, just a cock-up that could happen to any customer.

I hope Tucker understood that, and decided this was a golden opportunity to have viewers believe that the Jews regularly intercept the mail of good Americans and will happily intercept mailed-in ballots that might come from Trump voters.

The other scenario is that Tucker is as paranoid as he claims to be and needs psychiatric help, because delusions of grandeur are a classic schizophrenia symptom. Next he'll be telling us invisible globalists insult him in the street.
 
2020-10-29 3:25:38 PM  
UPS CEO David Abney is a HUGE Trump supporter.  This is about to explode into a massive bullshiat bomb.
 
2020-10-29 3:26:18 PM  
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Did Daily Beast 'shoop his mouth to look like a puckered asshole, or is this one of those cosmic coincidences where a person's physical appearance perfectly matches their personality?
 
2020-10-29 3:26:38 PM  

Circusdog320: Oh it's been tampered with.


Ghouliani splooge all over those images he's been sharing with people.
 
2020-10-29 3:26:44 PM  

SpectroBoy: Zizzowop: /what can brown do for you?

Anything she wants....
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Which, in all honesty, is probably nothing.
 
2020-10-29 3:26:45 PM  
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Package tampering
 
2020-10-29 3:26:57 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Well. It seems the documents actually existed outside Tucker's head, so there's that, I suppose.

No conspiracy, obviously, just a cock-up that could happen to any customer.

I hope Tucker understood that, and decided this was a golden opportunity to have viewers believe that the Jews regularly intercept the mail of good Americans and will happily intercept mailed-in ballots that might come from Trump voters.

The other scenario is that Tucker is as paranoid as he claims to be and needs psychiatric help, because delusions of grandeur are a classic schizophrenia symptom. Next he'll be telling us invisible globalists insult him in the street.


Or more likely, the Fox lawyers put the kibosh on Tucker's expose due to fear of expensive lawsuits.
 
2020-10-29 3:27:09 PM  
Hey, guess what else was discovered?

DeJoy's UPS isn't a better alternative to USPS! It simply costs more.
 
2020-10-29 3:27:16 PM  
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If it's from the tRump administration, I'm sure it's this.
 
2020-10-29 3:27:19 PM  

GoldSpider: [Fark user image 850x478]

Did Daily Beast 'shoop his mouth to look like a puckered asshole, or is this one of those cosmic coincidences where a person's physical appearance perfectly matches their personality?


A sphincter is a sphincter.
 
2020-10-29 3:28:42 PM  

You Are All Sheep: I thought he said he sent it USPS?


Nah, he just said a "major carrier". I think everyone collectively uses "lost in the mail" as a generic term. But I watched the video when the story first broke here, he mentioned that it was a major shipping carrier without naming anyone specific. I think someone pointed out that naming names could result in a lawsuit.
 
2020-10-29 3:30:32 PM  
It doesn't matter what this is, just what the jackass claims it is.  He doesn't need to produce any actual evidence of anything, he just needs to make some sort of claim and the media as a whole will dutifully parrot the allegations themselves right through the weekend, just like 2016.  Get one of Trump's co-conspirators to announce the feds are opening an investigation "based on these new allegations," no matter how laughable, and we're looking at a full repeat.  Hopefully the amount of early voting this year will mitigate the harm done.
 
2020-10-29 3:31:25 PM  

Weird Hal: [denofgeek.com image 768x432]
Package tampering


Is there a way to watch just that segment without having to watch some stupid Borat shiat? I'm really interested in whole segment, considering Rudy's really lame attempts at explaining it away.
 
2020-10-29 3:32:55 PM  
Why couldn't the 'evidence' ship electronically?
 
2020-10-29 3:33:07 PM  

Mikey1969: Nah, he just said a "major carrier". I think everyone collectively uses "lost in the mail" as a generic term. But I watched the video when the story first broke here, he mentioned that it was a major shipping carrier without naming anyone specific. I think someone pointed out that naming names could result in a lawsuit.


He also went out of his way to say the company was also very concerned and investigating. It was pretty clear he wasn't blaming the company despite not naming them.
 
2020-10-29 3:33:35 PM  
So the evidence is conviently going to have been removed, isn't it?
 
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