Carter Pewterschmidt: Now it's going to be interesting. Did Tucker big up the importance of these documents into a huge deal because he thought they'd been lost for good and he could claim they were the holy grail and be able to play on that for months? Has UPS finding them produced an "oh shiat" moment now that he actually has to go public and people will find out they're not all that?/Grabs popcorn.
markie_farkie: So now what? He'll claim the contents cannot be revealed because the "evidence" has been tampered with?
You Are All Sheep: I thought he said he sent it USPS?
MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.
Smoking GNU: It's a bunch of dildos, innit?
Lord Dimwit: Ever see Ruthless People? I bet it's like that.
culebra: Yeah the chain of custody on this "evidence" is uh...quite something.
dracos31: MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.How did they make a box small enough?
Fart_Machine: dracos31: MattytheMouse: It's his dick in a box.How did they make a box small enough?It's mostly packaging.[leafcutterdesigns.com image 850x688]
Zizzowop: /what can brown do for you?
Circusdog320: Oh it's been tampered with.
SpectroBoy: Zizzowop: /what can brown do for you?Anything she wants....[gentlemint-media.s3.amazonaws.com image 669x975]
MikeyFuccon: Well. It seems the documents actually existed outside Tucker's head, so there's that, I suppose.No conspiracy, obviously, just a cock-up that could happen to any customer.I hope Tucker understood that, and decided this was a golden opportunity to have viewers believe that the Jews regularly intercept the mail of good Americans and will happily intercept mailed-in ballots that might come from Trump voters.The other scenario is that Tucker is as paranoid as he claims to be and needs psychiatric help, because delusions of grandeur are a classic schizophrenia symptom. Next he'll be telling us invisible globalists insult him in the street.
GoldSpider: [Fark user image 850x478]Did Daily Beast 'shoop his mouth to look like a puckered asshole, or is this one of those cosmic coincidences where a person's physical appearance perfectly matches their personality?
Weird Hal: [denofgeek.com image 768x432]Package tampering
Mikey1969: Nah, he just said a "major carrier". I think everyone collectively uses "lost in the mail" as a generic term. But I watched the video when the story first broke here, he mentioned that it was a major shipping carrier without naming anyone specific. I think someone pointed out that naming names could result in a lawsuit.
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