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(Patheos)   What is One Million Moms (population 4,804) angry about today?   (friendlyatheist.patheos.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 1:40:57 PM  
I thought they rebranded to Karens Without Hors'd'oeuvres.
 
2020-10-29 3:03:05 PM  
How dare people exist!
 
2020-10-29 4:08:28 PM  
One Million Moms
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2020-10-29 7:15:11 PM  
Mikhail Baryshnikov says "Fark off.""
 
2020-10-29 7:21:53 PM  
There are billboards in Portland that say "If you're a racist, delete Uber" I suspect the homophobic version is coming soon.
 
2020-10-29 7:21:53 PM  
And how many of those 4,804 are bots?
 
2020-10-29 7:23:22 PM  
Let me guess. The gays?

Checking article.

Yup.
 
2020-10-29 7:24:53 PM  
I love the bitter sweet taste of conservative snowflake tears when they cry about the public domain not being their own giant safe space.
 
2020-10-29 7:26:00 PM  
Oh quick get my fainting couch, we must change this and everything else they hate in the world.
 
2020-10-29 7:26:06 PM  
Oh noes, a gay man is crossdressing in an advertisement! Next thing you know he'll be reading children's books in a library in drag!

Sweet 6 titted Jesus these christo-fascists are getting absurd.
 
2020-10-29 7:26:14 PM  
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In the beginning God created porn, this sign clearly says so.  Why do these people have so many hang ups?
(Pic is from SW Portland)
 
2020-10-29 7:26:46 PM  
Oh, FFS. The commercial was kind of funny which admittedly is a low bar for commercials.

Yes, look we get it, Million Mombots.

You are bigots who are offended that more people are offended by your bigotry than by the stuff you are bigoted about.

/I said bigot a lot there.
//And no, not cos I love bigots.
 
2020-10-29 7:27:25 PM  
Holy shiatballs, did he actually hit that back flip?
Impressive.
 
2020-10-29 7:28:44 PM  
... Casting a cross-dresser in its ads screams liberal agenda and turns off potential Uber Eats customers.

Know who else liked cross dressers?
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2020-10-29 7:29:00 PM  
A million pounds of Karen.
 
2020-10-29 7:29:39 PM  
That's weird. I suddenly want a dozen White Castles, fries, and a cock.
 
2020-10-29 7:30:12 PM  
Did they really just make a post about some rando Twatter account?

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for content these days
 
2020-10-29 7:30:23 PM  
"Shame on Uber Eats for attempting to brainwash viewers with an agenda instead of focusing on providing a helpful service, especially during a pandemic."

Oka-

"Potential customers have plenty of other food delivery options to choose from instead of doing business with Uber Eats and its parent company Uber."

You realise you've just invalidated your own "point", right..?

/ Didn't even know about the ad' before this "controversy"
// Still haven't seen it 'cos it won't play on my 'phone
/// 🤷🏻♂
 
2020-10-29 7:30:24 PM  
I assume the "LBGTQ Agenda" is something that Antifa hammers out at their weekly staff meetings.
 
2020-10-29 7:30:41 PM  

fusillade762: And how many of those 4,804 are bots?


My guess is 4,803.
 
2020-10-29 7:31:01 PM  

TheWeeMachine: A million pounds of Karen.


That cat in Monster Hunter World is gonna be busy for some time with that much meat
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2020-10-29 7:32:28 PM  
I hope the "million moms," and whatever evolves from the Portland "wall of moms," all get in a sexy, and mature mom-type rumble.

/ I'll be in my middle aged bunk
 
2020-10-29 7:32:30 PM  
"What is One Million Moms (population 4,804) angry about today?"

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2020-10-29 7:33:20 PM  
One million moms are neither one million, nor moms.
 
2020-10-29 7:35:14 PM  
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2020-10-29 7:35:30 PM  
Reprobate acrobats -> reprobats

Like all those sinners in Zumanity. And they're sinners. I've been to the show many times to study it out.
 
2020-10-29 7:37:14 PM  

Sam Malone: One million moms are neither one million, nor moms.


Sure as heck makes me MADD.
 
2020-10-29 7:37:57 PM  
Other things this idiot might have problems with:
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And this one for fun:

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2020-10-29 7:38:18 PM  

Hey Nurse!: That's weird. I suddenly want a dozen White Castles, fries, and a cock.


A lady could have a pretty good night with all of those.
 
2020-10-29 7:39:34 PM  
Christians must recruit. This is ingrained into them, and because their bigotry and what they've learned from preachers says that being gay is a choice, it's obvious to them that gay people must also, like christians, recruit their members.

That doesn't excuse their ridiculous pronouncements or actions, it just helps to frame why they react this way. It helps understand why they think there is some sort of "gay agenda" luring our young people into their clutches.

It's projection.
 
2020-10-29 7:39:52 PM  
You'd think that a bunch of mom's would be upset about the 545 children being sold into trafficking because of their lost parents. And you'd be right, but it's not these moms.
 
2020-10-29 7:40:05 PM  
Just kicked another $10 to the Trevor Project

So their hysterical ranting accomplished something good today
 
2020-10-29 7:40:43 PM  

Bugerz: Oh noes, a gay man is crossdressing in an advertisement! Next thing you know he'll be reading children's books in a library in drag!

Sweet 6 titted Jesus these christo-fascists are getting absurd.


I am stealing 6 titted Jesus.

I am looking a plastic one with a crash helmet too. My buddy had one in the 70s.
 
2020-10-29 7:41:15 PM  
A more challenging question would be, what AREN'T they angry about?
 
2020-10-29 7:41:47 PM  

LesserEvil: Christians must recruit. This is ingrained into them, and because their bigotry and what they've learned from preachers says that being gay is a choice, it's obvious to them that gay people must also, like christians, recruit their members.

That doesn't excuse their ridiculous pronouncements or actions, it just helps to frame why they react this way. It helps understand why they think there is some sort of "gay agenda" luring our young people into their clutches.

It's projection.


My question is, why do these mouth breathers think that the gays want to recruit them?

They have much better options, no recruiting involved.
 
2020-10-29 7:42:14 PM  
One Million Moms aka One Neckbeard in the Basement.
 
2020-10-29 7:42:50 PM  
Shame on Uber Eats for attempting to brainwash viewers with an agenda

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2020-10-29 7:44:17 PM  
If I where in charge of Uber Ea's' marketing department, I'd run an ad' show a cute lesbian couple maintaining a long-distance relationship because of the pandemic, struggling but eventually coping with the changes it has brought, talking about how they can't even go to their favourite restaurant now, but that if everybody pulls together it may only be a temporary inconvenience - and at least that restaurant delivers via Uber Eats

And I'd end the ad' with the slogan "For When You Can't Eat Out", because I've the mind of a fourteen year old
 
2020-10-29 7:47:54 PM  
The Hell are they doing caring about a food delivery service ads anyway? Shouldn't they be preparing a homecooked dinner for their husbands like good Christian wives?
 
2020-10-29 7:48:26 PM  

fsbilly: Other things this idiot might have problems with:
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And this one for fun:

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[Cross-dressing movie] To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
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2020-10-29 7:48:40 PM  

Leishu: Let me guess. The gays?

Checking article.

Yup.


Yes, "The gays". Apparently an Uber eats commercial forcing an outdated joke about a guy wearing women's clothing will do.... something to ruin human existence.

Sidenote: The joke could have landed if they slightly reworked it.

Both order food from Uber Eats. Cut to: Simone Biles pulls a stretched out leotard from her laundry, makes a face (she isn't an actress, any face will work), Queer Eye guy walks by looking faaaaaabulous! and says, "Oh, thanks". Grabs the leotard and walks off. Fin.

Less is more.
 
2020-10-29 7:48:57 PM  

ReluctantLondon: If I where in charge of Uber Ea's' marketing department, I'd run an ad' show a cute lesbian couple maintaining a long-distance relationship because of the pandemic, struggling but eventually coping with the changes it has brought, talking about how they can't even go to their favourite restaurant now, but that if everybody pulls together it may only be a temporary inconvenience - and at least that restaurant delivers via Uber Eats

And I'd end the ad' with the slogan "For When You Can't Eat Out", because I've the mind of a fourteen year old


It's a shame Rudy Ray Moore is gone. He could have made a fortune next year when restaurants start the "Eat Out More Often" campaign.
 
2020-10-29 7:50:08 PM  
Fun fact: "Friendly Atheist" website actually owns the One Million Moms twitter account.
 
2020-10-29 7:51:04 PM  
I gay married a trans donkey that identifies as a unicorn after watching that ad. Million moms may be on to something.
 
2020-10-29 7:51:59 PM  
The only way to expunge the world of such disgraceful ideas is to kill those who have been exposed to them. So we'll start with those who are most offended by them. Then we'll stop for a snack of sliced apples and Fanta. Then we'll decide to binge watch something on Amazon Prime instead of continuing with the killing thing.
 
2020-10-29 7:52:51 PM  

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 850x637]
In the beginning God created porn, this sign clearly says so.  Why do these people have so many hang ups?
(Pic is from SW Portland)


That type of billboard are all over Portland. I guess you got to hand it to them they aren't preaching to the choir.
 
2020-10-29 7:52:59 PM  

stoli n coke: ReluctantLondon: If I where in charge of Uber Ea's' marketing department, I'd run an ad' show a cute lesbian couple maintaining a long-distance relationship because of the pandemic, struggling but eventually coping with the changes it has brought, talking about how they can't even go to their favourite restaurant now, but that if everybody pulls together it may only be a temporary inconvenience - and at least that restaurant delivers via Uber Eats

And I'd end the ad' with the slogan "For When You Can't Eat Out", because I've the mind of a fourteen year old

It's a shame Rudy Ray Moore is gone. He could have made a fortune next year when restaurants start the "Eat Out More Often" campaign.


I'm guessing you didn't know that here in the U.K. there's already been a restaurant-boosting scheme named "Eat Out to Help Out"..?

/ I, er, did my part * blushes *
 
2020-10-29 7:53:05 PM  
Um . . . the fact that the guy in the leotard is an attention hound who likes to steal the spotlight from his far more adorable co-stars?

/I take it all back if he did his own stunt in this commercial.
//I don't think he did.
///But if so, props.
 
2020-10-29 7:53:27 PM  

LesserEvil: Christians must recruit. This is ingrained into them, and because their bigotry and what they've learned from preachers says that being gay is a choice, it's obvious to them that gay people must also, like christians, recruit their members.

That doesn't excuse their ridiculous pronouncements or actions, it just helps to frame why they react this way. It helps understand why they think there is some sort of "gay agenda" luring our young people into their clutches.

It's projection.


Never thought about it that way. You might be correct.
 
2020-10-29 7:57:57 PM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: Um . . . the fact that the guy in the leotard is an attention hound who likes to steal the spotlight from his far more adorable co-stars?

/I take it all back if he did his own stunt in this commercial.
//I don't think he did.
///But if so, props.


Just to be clear, I'm talking Antoni, Karamo, and Bobby. Tan is okay, but those other guys are so sweet. Jonathon needs to take it down a notch and share the spotlight.
 
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