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(CNBC)   Gwyneth Paltrow makes huge investment in cannabis-infused beverages, reiterates the underappreciated awesomeness of Shallow Hal   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 12:55:39 PM  
Did she use a body double for the skinny scenes in Shallow Hal? Moot now since that was a hundred years ago.
 
2020-10-29 12:58:58 PM  
"huge investment"??

I see no dollar amount.
 
2020-10-29 1:01:18 PM  
She squirts coffee up her butt.
 
2020-10-29 1:03:53 PM  
"When people think of Gwyneth Paltrow, they don't think of 'weed' - they think of cutting-edge solutions for today's health and wellness needs,"

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2020-10-29 1:11:07 PM  

no1curr: "When people think of Gwyneth Paltrow, they don't think of 'weed' - they think of cutting-edge solutions for today's health and wellness needs,"

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"Cutting edge health solutions" are what you need after a couple of her treatments.
 
2020-10-29 1:16:13 PM  

ArkPanda: no1curr: "When people think of Gwyneth Paltrow, they don't think of 'weed' - they think of cutting-edge solutions for today's health and wellness needs,"

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"Cutting edge health solutions" are what you need after a couple of her treatments.


Seaweed steam in your hoohah, etc.
 
2020-10-29 1:18:44 PM  
So ladies, you can now have partially gelatinated non-dairy pot-based beverages to go with your steamed clams.

Yum!
 
2020-10-29 1:22:16 PM  
The beverages will come in 2 different tastes: her vagina and asshole. And you can probably guess what's the preferable way to consume them.
 
2020-10-29 1:27:02 PM  
Oh God not the weed 😳  please God don't let her ruin the weed
 
2020-10-29 1:36:30 PM  
Suddenly THC-infused chocolate milk doesn't seem like a bong ri--er, pipe dream.

/Definitely whole milk, none of this 2% bullshiat.
//Throw some ice cream into the bowl too because why not?
 
2020-10-29 1:40:57 PM  
First of all, anyone who thinks that there is indeed an actual future ahead probably needs to smoke more weed.  For those of us in landlord hellholes, where no smoking is allowed, perhaps lady Gwyneth can offer some kind of cannabis oil enema product.
 
2020-10-29 1:41:44 PM  

PainInTheASP: Suddenly THC-infused chocolate milk doesn't seem like a bong ri--er, pipe dream.

/Definitely whole milk, none of this 2% bullshiat.
//Throw some ice cream into the bowl too because why not?


"Who gets 2%!?!?"
 
2020-10-29 1:45:47 PM  
Oh no, now people will associate using weed with being stupid.
 
2020-10-29 1:47:49 PM  
I ain't drinking damn bong water
 
2020-10-29 2:02:54 PM  
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2020-10-29 2:09:00 PM  
I'm not drinking anything that came within 20 feet of her orifices.
 
2020-10-29 2:13:11 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [decider.com image 568x379]


That's a lovely, shapely ass on the right. No way that is Paltrow's caboose.
 
2020-10-29 2:14:01 PM  
She should sell the ingredients list for the candle that smells like her vagina to Yankee Candle.
 
2020-10-29 2:39:57 PM  

ArkPanda: no1curr: "When people think of Gwyneth Paltrow, they don't think of 'weed' - they think of cutting-edge solutions for today's health and wellness needs,"

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"Cutting edge health solutions" are what you need after a couple of her treatments.


She's nearly 50, and looks much better than average.  What is your data to suggest her methods don't work?
 
2020-10-29 3:12:38 PM  

T.rex: ArkPanda: no1curr: "When people think of Gwyneth Paltrow, they don't think of 'weed' - they think of cutting-edge solutions for today's health and wellness needs,"

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"Cutting edge health solutions" are what you need after a couple of her treatments.

She's nearly 50, and looks much better than average.  What is your data to suggest her methods don't work?


That she advises sticking things up your hoohaa that literally every OB/GYN says "No, don't do that, that's bad."?
 
2020-10-29 3:23:03 PM  

T.rex: What is your data to suggest her methods don't work?


You have it exactly backwards.  First you need data that suggests her methods DO work.
 
2020-10-29 3:27:10 PM  

TappingTheVein: The beverages will come in 2 different tastes: her vagina and asshole. And you can probably guess what's the preferable way to consume them.


Uh.....both ways?  Because I would probably consume whatever came out of her vagina or butthole.
 
2020-10-29 3:27:47 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [decider.com image 568x379]

That's a lovely, shapely ass on the right. No way that is Paltrow's caboose.


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2020-10-29 3:46:25 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [decider.com image 568x379]

That's a lovely, shapely ass on the right. No way that is Paltrow's caboose.


Obviously. The hair length is a dead giveaway.
 
2020-10-29 3:53:07 PM  
I heard she is going to sell a strain that smells like her vagina.
 
2020-10-29 4:27:10 PM  

hammettman: For those of us in landlord hellholes, where no smoking is allowed


you can't dry herb vape and sploof with a SmokeBuddy?
 
2020-10-29 4:31:04 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: TappingTheVein: The beverages will come in 2 different tastes: her vagina and asshole. And you can probably guess what's the preferable way to consume them.

Uh.....both ways?  Because I would probably consume whatever came out of her vagina or butthole.


username checks out
 
2020-10-29 5:41:15 PM  

hammettman: First of all, anyone who thinks that there is indeed an actual future ahead probably needs to smoke more weed.  For those of us in landlord hellholes, where no smoking is allowed, perhaps lady Gwyneth can offer some kind of cannabis oil enema product.


So, it's a drink she's promoting. It also kinda sounds good (at least the blood orange flavor). I saw that a dispensary down the street from my work offers it so I might actually give this a try. I'm not really that used to THC products but this sounds like something a lightweight like me might enjoy.
 
2020-10-29 9:18:42 PM  
haha she is going to cleanse via bong water enemas and douches
 
2020-10-29 11:40:48 PM  
i would like to have sex with her then give her a stern talking to about taking advantage of people by hiding behind junk science.
 
2020-10-29 11:46:23 PM  

johnny queso: i would like to have sex with her then give her a stern talking to about taking advantage of people by hiding behind junk science.


There are about 580 women who qualify for that with me
 
2020-10-30 6:50:39 AM  

skyotter: Oh no, now people will associate using weed with being stupid.


Come on now.  Everybody who reads Fark weed threads knows that using makes you think more clearly and intelligently; Gwyneth Paltrow's backing of this or that weed-derived product doesn't change that.
 
2020-10-30 7:44:08 AM  

T.rex: ArkPanda: no1curr: "When people think of Gwyneth Paltrow, they don't think of 'weed' - they think of cutting-edge solutions for today's health and wellness needs,"

[i.imgflip.com image 400x338]

"Cutting edge health solutions" are what you need after a couple of her treatments.

She's nearly 50, and looks much better than average.  What is your data to suggest her methods don't work?


Yet has the intelligence of a pet rock..
Age and "beauty" are not everything..

She's the kind of crazy your nanna warned you about..
 
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