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3292 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Oct 2020 at 1:49 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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mrshowrules [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-29 1:06:38 PM  
32 votes:
That guy must get so much tail.
 
Purple_Urkle [TotalFark]
2020-10-29 1:56:05 PM  
28 votes:
Aww, that's the cutest lil' tank.

The only way it could be better is with a cat in a bubble backpack.
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Combustion [TotalFark]
2020-10-29 1:22:12 PM  
27 votes:
He should mount some leaf-blowers on it to be fully armed and operational.
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH
2020-10-29 1:51:42 PM  
22 votes:
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duppy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-29 1:46:12 PM  
21 votes:
Awww, I kinda want to knit it a little cozy.
 
emersonbiggins [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-10-29 1:50:50 PM  
16 votes:
This can't be Portland, I was assumed that it was all but a smoking crater now by the crack news team at Fox HQ.
 
Marcos P
2020-10-29 1:56:31 PM  
15 votes:
Bonaparte?!?!?!

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nytmare
2020-10-29 2:34:06 PM  
12 votes:

duppy: Awww, I kinda want to knit it a little cozy.


a tank top, if you will
 
strapp3r
2020-10-29 2:24:08 PM  
11 votes:
the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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GhostOfSavageHenry
2020-10-29 1:56:55 PM  
10 votes:
The ANTIFANK!!!
 
hammettman
2020-10-29 1:54:48 PM  
8 votes:
I was told that the police have themselves an RV.
 
Penguin_named_Nori
2020-10-29 2:06:36 PM  
7 votes:
Dude needed a little Shriner's fez.
 
tricycleracer
2020-10-29 1:57:00 PM  
7 votes:
Build Son of Killdozer.
 
demonlag
2020-10-29 2:48:26 PM  
6 votes:
I was really hoping for the tank General Dark Onward had in the AVGN movie:
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AllerJeez
2020-10-29 2:02:42 PM  
6 votes:

Myrdinn: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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Thank you, one of my grandmothers welded in the turrets on those (she was 4'11" and was small enough to fit in there to do the welds).


YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS WELDED INTO A TANKS TURRET?.

Did all Sherman tanks have this feature fitted?

You are an evil Nation!
 
scarmig
2020-10-29 1:54:34 PM  
6 votes:
You get one of these when you sign up for the Guinness ANTIFA bar towel.
 
soopey [OhFark]
2020-10-29 2:27:11 PM  
5 votes:

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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Those two are the loaf eaters.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2020-10-29 1:50:57 PM  
5 votes:
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Funkywooly
2020-10-29 2:17:25 PM  
4 votes:
Welcome to the ball pit
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flondrix
2020-10-29 6:01:42 PM  
3 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Aww, that's the cutest lil' tank.


I knew I'd seen it somewhere before!
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Le Beau was inside.  For some reason it was important to convice Klink & Co. that the remote was feasible when it wasn't, I think.  I only saw the tail end of that episode.
 
Needlessly Complicated
2020-10-29 3:08:22 PM  
3 votes:
They roll it out with this:
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Game over, pigs and fascists! GAME OVER!
 
BMulligan
2020-10-29 2:37:13 PM  
3 votes:

Mi-5: Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


How do you receive communiques from the Commander in Chief?
 
oa330_man [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-29 2:11:01 PM  
3 votes:
When I told someone that every American should strive to be "Anti-Fascist" I was infromed that "Antifa is a front for communists and anarchists, that the funny trick is that communists and fascists two different flavors of the same kool aid and that it all started with the European Fabian socialists. "

I sat there in awe of the linguistic gymnastics.
 
karnal
2020-10-29 1:56:11 PM  
3 votes:
It's Antifa Tank Tops.
Silly Dims.
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Rucker10
2020-10-29 4:11:13 PM  
2 votes:

karnal: Rucker10: karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!

First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.


Wow - more easy meat, I guess.
Some of you are really living up to the Dim handle, for sure.


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karnal
2020-10-29 3:16:13 PM  
2 votes:

BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?



Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.
 
BeesNuts
2020-10-29 2:44:48 PM  
2 votes:
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Nice.
 
Evil Mackerel
2020-10-29 2:31:25 PM  
2 votes:

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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whidbey [TotalFark]
2020-10-29 2:16:30 PM  
2 votes:

oa330_man: When I told someone that every American should strive to be "Anti-Fascist" I was infromed that "Antifa is a front for communists and anarchists, that the funny trick is that communists and fascists two different flavors of the same kool aid and that it all started with the European Fabian socialists. "

I sat there in awe of the linguistic gymnastics.


They have a lot of time on their hands, don't they?
 
houginator
2020-10-29 1:52:17 PM  
2 votes:
What an Antifa tank might look like:

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BMulligan
2020-10-29 8:37:39 PM  
1 vote:

RedComrade: BMulligan: Mi-5: Military network blocks all Twitter traffic

How do you receive communiques from the Commander in Chief?

They just call the Kremlin on the satellite phone directly.


User name suggests credibility.
 
karnal
2020-10-29 4:09:17 PM  
1 vote:

Rucker10: karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

[Fark user image image 364x484]

How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!

First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.



Wow - more easy meat, I guess.
Some of you are really living up to the Dim handle, for sure.
 
my_little_scullion
2020-10-29 4:03:38 PM  
1 vote:
Ha! Reminds me of those little tank fireworks. One flipped over immediately and almost "shot" all of us.
Good times, good times...
 
Rucker10
2020-10-29 4:03:26 PM  
1 vote:

karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

[Fark user image image 364x484]

How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!


First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.
 
GoldSpider
2020-10-29 3:43:53 PM  
1 vote:

zerthimon21: It is my hope that they can hold agro until the healers can get it together and the warlock can drop more dots.


MOAR DOTS!!!!
 
zerthimon21
2020-10-29 3:42:21 PM  
1 vote:
It is my hope that they can hold agro until the healers can get it together and the warlock can drop more dots.
 
karnal
2020-10-29 3:33:49 PM  
1 vote:

Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

[Fark user image image 364x484]

How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.


Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!
 
vlakorados
2020-10-29 3:17:51 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing that tank is missing is a
RAWKETT LAWNCHAIR
 
RedComrade
2020-10-29 2:51:05 PM  
1 vote:

BMulligan: Mi-5: Military network blocks all Twitter traffic

How do you receive communiques from the Commander in Chief?


They just call the Kremlin on the satellite phone directly.
 
The Envoy
2020-10-29 2:30:20 PM  
1 vote:

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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Arm yourself with pizza and burgers, that'll distract them.
 
Medic Zero
2020-10-29 2:26:04 PM  
1 vote:

Mi-5: Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


Username checks out.
 
Medic Zero
2020-10-29 2:23:45 PM  
1 vote:

hammettman: I was told that the police have themselves an RV.


Seattle's pd have three pork-a-bagos.

CSB: I once tagged one of them with a "I support the police strike" bumper sticker when this pussies were threatening to not do their jobs some more.
 
PanicAttack [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-29 2:16:37 PM  
1 vote:

Mi-5: Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


I'll do even better. The antifa tank; now in gif form!
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LurkerSupreme [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-29 2:09:25 PM  
1 vote:
Somehow I feel like this clip should have Master P's "Make 'em say UGH" played over it.
 
Marcos P
2020-10-29 2:06:26 PM  
1 vote:

Kegluneq: Marcos P: Bonaparte?!?!?!

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Okay, points for making me laugh, but now I have that damn earworm intro music in my head again.  So if I have to suffer so do you.

[YouTube video: Dominion Tank Police Intro]


Ha, nice try I love that shiat! 😄
 
whidbey [TotalFark]
2020-10-29 2:05:31 PM  
1 vote:

cltbuilder: I know this is Fark but you should read the thread.

/tank is cool too


Thanks.  That was kind of disturbing.

Farking fednazis.
 
Kegluneq
2020-10-29 2:00:29 PM  
1 vote:

Marcos P: Bonaparte?!?!?!

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Okay, points for making me laugh, but now I have that damn earworm intro music in my head again.  So if I have to suffer so do you.

Dominion Tank Police Intro
Youtube eGTZLuuTPi8
 
whidbey [TotalFark]
2020-10-29 1:56:44 PM  
1 vote:
I'm dyin' here.
 
Frederf [BareFark]
2020-10-29 1:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
I wish I had a movie prop and costume dept at my disposal to outfit a BLM protest. Imagine a paper mache MRAP, orderly rows of pink vested officers of justice with pool noodle batons and silly string tazers. Everything done up in mockery of the genuinely beweaponed police headbusters and all as nonthreatening as dark skinned people wanting rights can be in the usa.
 
FleshMonkey
2020-10-29 1:50:44 PM  
1 vote:
Clown protesting should become more of a thing.

I love watching clowns mock people.

Great to get people on side.
 
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