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2020-10-29 12:03:50 PM  
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2020-10-29 1:03:21 PM  
Thank you for restoring my ability to laugh at republican propaganda again.  Hope this gets posted.
 
2020-10-29 1:06:38 PM  
That guy must get so much tail.
 
2020-10-29 1:20:47 PM  
I want one
 
2020-10-29 1:22:12 PM  
He should mount some leaf-blowers on it to be fully armed and operational.
 
2020-10-29 1:46:12 PM  
Awww, I kinda want to knit it a little cozy.
 
2020-10-29 1:50:44 PM  
Clown protesting should become more of a thing.

I love watching clowns mock people.

Great to get people on side.
 
2020-10-29 1:50:50 PM  
This can't be Portland, I was assumed that it was all but a smoking crater now by the crack news team at Fox HQ.
 
2020-10-29 1:50:57 PM  
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2020-10-29 1:51:05 PM  
err... assured
 
2020-10-29 1:51:42 PM  
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2020-10-29 1:52:17 PM  
What an Antifa tank might look like:

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2020-10-29 1:52:22 PM  
I mean, the police have tanks now.  Not quite as compact, but much more authoritarian.
 
2020-10-29 1:54:14 PM  
I know this is Fark but you should read the thread.

/tank is cool too
 
2020-10-29 1:54:30 PM  
Is this Garrison of Behind the Bastards fame?
 
2020-10-29 1:54:34 PM  
You get one of these when you sign up for the Guinness ANTIFA bar towel.
 
2020-10-29 1:54:48 PM  
I was told that the police have themselves an RV.
 
2020-10-29 1:56:05 PM  
Aww, that's the cutest lil' tank.

The only way it could be better is with a cat in a bubble backpack.
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2020-10-29 1:56:11 PM  
It's Antifa Tank Tops.
Silly Dims.
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2020-10-29 1:56:25 PM  
I wish I had a movie prop and costume dept at my disposal to outfit a BLM protest. Imagine a paper mache MRAP, orderly rows of pink vested officers of justice with pool noodle batons and silly string tazers. Everything done up in mockery of the genuinely beweaponed police headbusters and all as nonthreatening as dark skinned people wanting rights can be in the usa.
 
2020-10-29 1:56:31 PM  
Bonaparte?!?!?!

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2020-10-29 1:56:31 PM  

houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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Thank you, one of my grandmothers welded in the turrets on those (she was 4'11" and was small enough to fit in there to do the welds).
 
2020-10-29 1:56:44 PM  
I'm dyin' here.
 
2020-10-29 1:56:55 PM  
The ANTIFANK!!!
 
2020-10-29 1:57:00 PM  
Build Son of Killdozer.
 
2020-10-29 1:58:00 PM  

whippersnapper: Is this Garrison of Behind the Bastards fame?


I believe so.
 
2020-10-29 1:58:15 PM  

karnal: It's Antifa Tank Tops.
Silly Dims.
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Pffft, missed a prime opportunity to use an Iron Cross for the T there
 
2020-10-29 2:00:29 PM  

Marcos P: Bonaparte?!?!?!

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Okay, points for making me laugh, but now I have that damn earworm intro music in my head again.  So if I have to suffer so do you.

Dominion Tank Police Intro
Youtube eGTZLuuTPi8
 
2020-10-29 2:00:36 PM  

cltbuilder: I know this is Fark but you should read the thread.

/tank is cool too


Protesters stand outside of a building and yell.  Thugs with guns and body armor randomly run outside of the building, beat up protesters, and drag a few inside.  Rinse and repeat.

That sounds like something out of a dystopian parody like Brazil.
 
2020-10-29 2:02:42 PM  

Myrdinn: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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Thank you, one of my grandmothers welded in the turrets on those (she was 4'11" and was small enough to fit in there to do the welds).


YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS WELDED INTO A TANKS TURRET?.

Did all Sherman tanks have this feature fitted?

You are an evil Nation!
 
2020-10-29 2:03:33 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: karnal: It's Antifa Tank Tops.
Silly Dims.
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Pffft, missed a prime opportunity to use an Iron Cross for the T there


what about this one:
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2020-10-29 2:05:31 PM  

cltbuilder: I know this is Fark but you should read the thread.

/tank is cool too


Thanks.  That was kind of disturbing.

Farking fednazis.
 
2020-10-29 2:06:26 PM  

Kegluneq: Marcos P: Bonaparte?!?!?!

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Okay, points for making me laugh, but now I have that damn earworm intro music in my head again.  So if I have to suffer so do you.

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Ha, nice try I love that shiat! 😄
 
2020-10-29 2:06:36 PM  
Dude needed a little Shriner's fez.
 
2020-10-29 2:07:11 PM  

houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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The only advantage the Sherman gave our GIs was numbers.  Their armor was quite thin.
 
2020-10-29 2:07:40 PM  

Marcos P: Kegluneq: Marcos P: Bonaparte?!?!?!

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Okay, points for making me laugh, but now I have that damn earworm intro music in my head again.  So if I have to suffer so do you.

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Ha, nice try I love that shiat! 😄


It never resolves!  It'll be hours of 80's synths and TANK POLICE repeating now!
 
2020-10-29 2:08:21 PM  

FleshMonkey: Clown protesting should become more of a thing.

I love watching clowns mock people.

Great to get people on side.


I liked the "stop clown porn now" clown protesters that would disrupt fundie protesters back in the day. Also, the English Disco Lovers farking with the English Defense League

/ LOVE ME SOME POLITICAL THEATER
 
2020-10-29 2:09:25 PM  
Somehow I feel like this clip should have Master P's "Make 'em say UGH" played over it.
 
2020-10-29 2:10:23 PM  
Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic
 
2020-10-29 2:11:01 PM  
When I told someone that every American should strive to be "Anti-Fascist" I was infromed that "Antifa is a front for communists and anarchists, that the funny trick is that communists and fascists two different flavors of the same kool aid and that it all started with the European Fabian socialists. "

I sat there in awe of the linguistic gymnastics.
 
2020-10-29 2:15:56 PM  

GoldSpider: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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The only advantage the Sherman gave our GIs was numbers.  Their armor was quite thin.


Yeah, but the Tiger had a weak spot: it's ass!!

/don't use the paint, though...
 
2020-10-29 2:16:00 PM  

AllerJeez: Myrdinn: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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Thank you, one of my grandmothers welded in the turrets on those (she was 4'11" and was small enough to fit in there to do the welds).

YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS WELDED INTO A TANKS TURRET?.

Did all Sherman tanks have this feature fitted?

You are an evil Nation!


Well, she welded seems of the turret.  Little half-Cherokee woman could fit where no one else could, and, well.  The joke in the family was that grandma made the tanks, grandpa drove them.

(In reality, he was an operator at a base waaaaay out in the Aleutians, and was sort of a "trip-wire" group that were meant to warn the main US if Japan came that way, and they ran radar on the upper part of Japan, but that does not fit into the joke well.)
 
2020-10-29 2:16:30 PM  

oa330_man: When I told someone that every American should strive to be "Anti-Fascist" I was infromed that "Antifa is a front for communists and anarchists, that the funny trick is that communists and fascists two different flavors of the same kool aid and that it all started with the European Fabian socialists. "

I sat there in awe of the linguistic gymnastics.


They have a lot of time on their hands, don't they?
 
2020-10-29 2:16:37 PM  

Mi-5: Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


I'll do even better. The antifa tank; now in gif form!
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2020-10-29 2:17:25 PM  
Welcome to the ball pit
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2020-10-29 2:17:49 PM  

GoldSpider: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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The only advantage the Sherman gave our GIs was numbers.  Their armor was quite thin.


I read many years ago that the reasoning went like this.

Three Shermans could take out one Tiger tank because the Tiger could only fire fast enough to take out two of the Shermans before the third was close enough to take out the Tiger.
Therefore mass production and a larger population would prevail.

It sounds like a horrific rational and yet I can believe some Military minded types may consider it acceptable :(
 
2020-10-29 2:21:17 PM  
The Portland protests are really organized and well covered. For those who are interested, I recommend the following Twitter accounts: https://twitter.com/hungryb​owtie
https://twitter.com/PDocumentarians
https://twitter.com/MrOlmos

Whenever they're not out, they'll send tweets letting followers know who is currently covering the protests so you won't miss coverage from other folks you may not be following.

I know Robert Evans (@iwriteokay) covers them too, but I figured I'd give other folks the spotlight who aren't as Internet famous as Robert.
 
2020-10-29 2:23:45 PM  

hammettman: I was told that the police have themselves an RV.


Seattle's pd have three pork-a-bagos.

CSB: I once tagged one of them with a "I support the police strike" bumper sticker when this pussies were threatening to not do their jobs some more.
 
2020-10-29 2:24:08 PM  
the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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2020-10-29 2:26:04 PM  

Mi-5: Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


Username checks out.
 
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