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2020-10-29 2:26:19 PM  
We They do? I guess I missed that memo. A real one or just a 1994 Ford Aerostar with 250,000 miles?
 
2020-10-29 2:27:11 PM  

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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Those two are the loaf eaters.
 
2020-10-29 2:30:20 PM  

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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Arm yourself with pizza and burgers, that'll distract them.
 
2020-10-29 2:31:25 PM  

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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2020-10-29 2:32:38 PM  

whidbey: oa330_man: When I told someone that every American should strive to be "Anti-Fascist" I was infromed that "Antifa is a front for communists and anarchists, that the funny trick is that communists and fascists two different flavors of the same kool aid and that it all started with the European Fabian socialists. "

I sat there in awe of the linguistic gymnastics.

They have a lot of time on their hands, don't they?


Not necessarily.  They're just very good at following the lead of professional liars.
 
2020-10-29 2:34:06 PM  

duppy: Awww, I kinda want to knit it a little cozy.


a tank top, if you will
 
2020-10-29 2:36:35 PM  
Heh good one. Still, you know who else hated Antifa?

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2020-10-29 2:37:13 PM  

Mi-5: Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


How do you receive communiques from the Commander in Chief?
 
2020-10-29 2:40:20 PM  

strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?
 
2020-10-29 2:41:33 PM  
Male protester loaded into the ambulance with a neck brace
[Firing teargas and running around] They seem to be training new officers tonight


These details are scary as hell.
 
2020-10-29 2:41:52 PM  
When the ICE Troops rushed out of the building, I really really wanted the sudden appearance of marbles, banana peels, and Zamboni-smooth ice on the ground.
 
2020-10-29 2:44:48 PM  
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Nice.
 
2020-10-29 2:46:51 PM  
they hired meal team 6?
 
2020-10-29 2:48:26 PM  
I was really hoping for the tank General Dark Onward had in the AVGN movie:
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2020-10-29 2:48:33 PM  

AllerJeez: GoldSpider: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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The only advantage the Sherman gave our GIs was numbers.  Their armor was quite thin.

I read many years ago that the reasoning went like this.

Three Shermans could take out one Tiger tank because the Tiger could only fire fast enough to take out two of the Shermans before the third was close enough to take out the Tiger.
Therefore mass production and a larger population would prevail.

It sounds like a horrific rational and yet I can believe some Military minded types may consider it acceptable :(


Actually it is because of bureaucracy and debates within the Army between the Infantry, the Cavalry, and Armored Forces, because they couldn't decide if they wanted scout tanks or infantry tanks and how tanks even fitted into the war plans, so the M3 and M4 medium tank designs were the ones they settled with.  It was seriously contentious and bitter between 1918 and 1941.

Besides, the Tank Destroyer Branch (and yes, that's how screwy it was in that Tank Destroyers had their own branch within the US Army instead of just being a subset of the Armored Forces Branch) had the Tiger tanks covered.
 
2020-10-29 2:50:39 PM  

houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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With that deuce piled sky-high with dicks I think I would have gotten on the back of the tank so I could lie down
 
2020-10-29 2:51:05 PM  

BMulligan: Mi-5: Military network blocks all Twitter traffic

How do you receive communiques from the Commander in Chief?


They just call the Kremlin on the satellite phone directly.
 
2020-10-29 2:52:49 PM  

Mi-5: Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


Really? AngryStaffOfficer somehow gets around it.
 
2020-10-29 2:53:08 PM  

Myrdinn: Thank you, one of my grandmothers welded in the turrets on those (she was 4'11" and was small enough to fit in there to do the welds).


Mine was in the Rosie the Very Small Riveter club, too.  She ran wires through the wings of bombers.
 
2020-10-29 2:53:21 PM  

Mi-5: Can someone post the photo?  Military network blocks all Twitter traffic


Oh. And how can I forget about Fort Bragg.

Actually that may be why it is blocked...
 
2020-10-29 3:06:48 PM  

raygundan: Mine was in the Rosie the Very Small Riveter club, too. She ran wires through the wings of bombers.


/salute
and a
/toast
to the small women who made a big difference!
 
2020-10-29 3:08:22 PM  
They roll it out with this:
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Game over, pigs and fascists! GAME OVER!
 
2020-10-29 3:16:13 PM  

BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?



Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.
 
2020-10-29 3:17:51 PM  
The only thing that tank is missing is a
RAWKETT LAWNCHAIR
 
2020-10-29 3:22:14 PM  

karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.


Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse
 
2020-10-29 3:33:49 PM  

Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.


Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!
 
2020-10-29 3:40:37 PM  

NM Volunteer: cltbuilder: I know this is Fark but you should read the thread.

/tank is cool too

Protesters stand outside of a building and yell.  Thugs with guns and body armor randomly run outside of the building, beat up protesters, and drag a few inside.  Rinse and repeat.

That sounds like something out of a dystopian parody like Brazil.


This is not a repeat from Erogdan's visit to the DC Turkish Embassy.
 
2020-10-29 3:42:21 PM  
It is my hope that they can hold agro until the healers can get it together and the warlock can drop more dots.
 
2020-10-29 3:43:53 PM  

zerthimon21: It is my hope that they can hold agro until the healers can get it together and the warlock can drop more dots.


MOAR DOTS!!!!
 
2020-10-29 4:03:26 PM  

karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!


First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.
 
2020-10-29 4:03:38 PM  
Ha! Reminds me of those little tank fireworks. One flipped over immediately and almost "shot" all of us.
Good times, good times...
 
2020-10-29 4:09:17 PM  

Rucker10: karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!

First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.



Wow - more easy meat, I guess.
Some of you are really living up to the Dim handle, for sure.
 
2020-10-29 4:11:13 PM  

karnal: Rucker10: karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!

First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.


Wow - more easy meat, I guess.
Some of you are really living up to the Dim handle, for sure.


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2020-10-29 4:25:56 PM  

NM Volunteer: AllerJeez: GoldSpider: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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The only advantage the Sherman gave our GIs was numbers.  Their armor was quite thin.

I read many years ago that the reasoning went like this.

Three Shermans could take out one Tiger tank because the Tiger could only fire fast enough to take out two of the Shermans before the third was close enough to take out the Tiger.
Therefore mass production and a larger population would prevail.

It sounds like a horrific rational and yet I can believe some Military minded types may consider it acceptable :(

Actually it is because of bureaucracy and debates within the Army between the Infantry, the Cavalry, and Armored Forces, because they couldn't decide if they wanted scout tanks or infantry tanks and how tanks even fitted into the war plans, so the M3 and M4 medium tank designs were the ones they settled with.  It was seriously contentious and bitter between 1918 and 1941.

Besides, the Tank Destroyer Branch (and yes, that's how screwy it was in that Tank Destroyers had their own branch within the US Army instead of just being a subset of the Armored Forces Branch) had the Tiger tanks covered.


Plus, if you can build lots of reliable tanks, you do. It's Germany's fault they couldn't make more tanks and kept trying to make over engineered wank that tended to fail. This "it takes x Sherman's to kill a tiger" idea propogates the idea that tank fighting is about tanks duelling each other, which isn't really how anyone's doctrine worked at the time.

Plus, Sherman Jumbo's and Fireflies had pretty equivalent armor effectiveness to their German counterparts.
 
2020-10-29 4:31:29 PM  

karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

[Fark user image image 364x484]

How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!


Oh hes gotta raise the gun at me? I can walk away safely in that case.
 
2020-10-29 4:48:52 PM  

karnal: Rucker10: karnal: Marcos P: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

[Fark user image image 364x484]

How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Yeah sure ill just make them run 5 feet and collapse


Yeah - he'll run after you instead of putting one in your back - cut, gut and hang you from a hook.
Man - you'll be easy picking during the Coup d'état.
Don't forget to wear your 511's.
Dims!

First of all, you and I both know that fat turd would miss. Second, I think it's pretty clear that's a PEZ dispenser.


Wow - more easy meat, I guess.
Some of you are really living up to the Dim handle, for sure.


In all seriousness though.... what is with conservatives coming up with all these weird cringy names for everyone? Simp, cuck, snowflake, dim now. Then like, equally cringy names for yourselves even. Proudboys, boogaloo, The Third Reich...

Are you guys ok? I wish it just stopped at weird names but it doesn't. Now it's putting dildos in your butts on tv, wearing masks with giant black dildos on those... just seems like if it's not Nazi stuff it's dildo stuff. I'm worried about you guys.
 
2020-10-29 5:29:21 PM  
I should get one of those then make a Tankmon cosplay.

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2020-10-29 5:39:25 PM  

whidbey: oa330_man: When I told someone that every American should strive to be "Anti-Fascist" I was infromed that "Antifa is a front for communists and anarchists, that the funny trick is that communists and fascists two different flavors of the same kool aid and that it all started with the European Fabian socialists. "

I sat there in awe of the linguistic gymnastics.

They have a lot of time on their hands, don't they?


It's someone that hates "Socialism" but worked for the State, then got a medical retirement.  His ability to be willfully ignorant is amazing.
 
2020-10-29 5:55:18 PM  

Combustion: He should mount some leaf-blowers on it to be fully armed and operational.


With a couple leaf blowers, Adam and Jamie could convert it into a hovertank.
 
2020-10-29 6:01:42 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Aww, that's the cutest lil' tank.


I knew I'd seen it somewhere before!
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Le Beau was inside.  For some reason it was important to convice Klink & Co. that the remote was feasible when it wasn't, I think.  I only saw the tail end of that episode.
 
2020-10-29 7:06:39 PM  

ciderczar: NM Volunteer: AllerJeez: GoldSpider: houginator: What an Antifa tank might look like:

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The only advantage the Sherman gave our GIs was numbers.  Their armor was quite thin.

I read many years ago that the reasoning went like this.

Three Shermans could take out one Tiger tank because the Tiger could only fire fast enough to take out two of the Shermans before the third was close enough to take out the Tiger.
Therefore mass production and a larger population would prevail.

It sounds like a horrific rational and yet I can believe some Military minded types may consider it acceptable :(

Actually it is because of bureaucracy and debates within the Army between the Infantry, the Cavalry, and Armored Forces, because they couldn't decide if they wanted scout tanks or infantry tanks and how tanks even fitted into the war plans, so the M3 and M4 medium tank designs were the ones they settled with.  It was seriously contentious and bitter between 1918 and 1941.

Besides, the Tank Destroyer Branch (and yes, that's how screwy it was in that Tank Destroyers had their own branch within the US Army instead of just being a subset of the Armored Forces Branch) had the Tiger tanks covered.

Plus, if you can build lots of reliable tanks, you do. It's Germany's fault they couldn't make more tanks and kept trying to make over engineered wank that tended to fail. This "it takes x Sherman's to kill a tiger" idea propogates the idea that tank fighting is about tanks duelling each other, which isn't really how anyone's doctrine worked at the time.

Plus, Sherman Jumbo's and Fireflies had pretty equivalent armor effectiveness to their German counterparts.


GoldSpider:  Chieftain says you are full of shiat/
 
2020-10-29 8:37:39 PM  

RedComrade: BMulligan: Mi-5: Military network blocks all Twitter traffic

How do you receive communiques from the Commander in Chief?

They just call the Kremlin on the satellite phone directly.


User name suggests credibility.
 
2020-10-29 8:40:36 PM  

karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

[Fark user image image 782x646]

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.


Dude - I grew up in Idaho, just down the road from the Aryan Nations compound. I've seen genuinely scary Nazi scum. Those tubs of goo don't scare me in the least.
 
2020-10-30 8:10:47 AM  

BMulligan: karnal: BMulligan: strapp3r: the oaf-keepers got 'em too

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How can one not point and laugh?


Sure - hiding behind your PC at home.
If you came across that dude out in the wild you would be shiatting your Levi's Men's 511 Stretch jeans.

Dude - I grew up in Idaho, just down the road from the Aryan Nations compound. I've seen genuinely scary Nazi scum. Those tubs of goo don't scare me in the least.


So easy for you to say sitting at home sipping on your Kombuchas while pleasuring yourself watching Ellen.
But hey - we get it.
So for the record you're from Idaho and you are a tough guy.
 
2020-10-30 10:16:33 AM  

flondrix: Purple_Urkle: Aww, that's the cutest lil' tank.

I knew I'd seen it somewhere before!
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Le Beau was inside.  For some reason it was important to convice Klink & Co. that the remote was feasible when it wasn't, I think.  I only saw the tail end of that episode.


I always found it peculiar that the Third Reich kept insisting on dragging in some sh*thole POW camp in the Podunk part of Germany into their most Top Secret weapon projects (including their own A-Bomb research).

But hey, it's just a show. I really should just relax.
 
2020-10-30 3:53:26 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: I always found it peculiar that the Third Reich kept insisting on dragging in some sh*thole POW camp in the Podunk part of Germany into their most Top Secret weapon projects (including their own A-Bomb research).


That's why they lost, duh.
 
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