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2020-10-29 11:25:42 AM  
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2020-10-29 11:36:12 AM  
For some reason I had immediate PTSD flashbacks of Chris-Chan over this submission

Um. For those un-internet-educated..  Do not go down the Chris-Chan rabbit hole. This is your warning
 
2020-10-29 12:51:24 PM  
That's awfully bold of you to assume it was teen girls.
 
2020-10-29 12:52:44 PM  
In other news, teen girls are not getting noticeably smarter.
 
2020-10-29 12:57:55 PM  
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Please don't tell my mom. I promised her the whole "sex offender stuff" was behind me
 
2020-10-29 1:01:38 PM  
Must be legit, I googled the guy's last name and the first result is the real Snapshot page.
 
2020-10-29 1:03:03 PM  
"...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"
 
2020-10-29 1:03:06 PM  

styckx: For some reason I had immediate PTSD flashbacks of Chris-Chan over this submission

Um. For those un-internet-educated..  Do not go down the Chris-Chan rabbit hole. This is your warning


Very ironic choice of words
Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) - Down the Rabbit Hole
Youtube 5IPtLvxO8hs
 
2020-10-29 1:04:47 PM  
It's Todd from Obamacare's wayward son.
 
2020-10-29 1:07:53 PM  
I did not see that coming.
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2020-10-29 1:16:14 PM  
So some guy with questionable sexual preferences is going to be locked up with other people who have questionable preferences.
Someone is gonna drive home what it means to be on the wrong end of that equation
 
2020-10-29 1:17:49 PM  
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2020-10-29 1:19:32 PM  
The dumbass is on probation for his conviction that landed him on the sex offender registry.  The farko was convicted on 24 Sep. 2020.  Less than a month ago.

https://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/​sor/offenderDetails.html?regId=102679
 
2020-10-29 1:22:04 PM  

Phoenix19851: The dumbass is on probation for his conviction that landed him on the sex offender registry.  The farko was convicted on 24 Sep. 2020.  Less than a month ago.

Bah, the link got farked somehow, lets try that again.

https://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/​sor/offenderDetails.html?regId=102679
 
2020-10-29 1:23:06 PM  

styckx: For some reason I had immediate PTSD flashbacks of Chris-Chan over this submission

Um. For those un-internet-educated..  Do not go down the Chris-Chan rabbit hole. This is your warning


You could at least provide a TLDR
 
2020-10-29 1:23:56 PM  

Mega Steve: [Fark user image image 466x262]

Please don't tell my mom. I promised her the whole "sex offender stuff" was behind me


So he likes getting peged?
 
2020-10-29 1:25:26 PM  

GreenSun: And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"


They say that about tattoos.
Maybe, we should not let society do stupid crap like be prejudice?
 
2020-10-29 1:25:30 PM  

special20: I did not see that coming.
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Worst rendering of the Corinthian ever.
 
2020-10-29 1:42:39 PM  

GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"


Yeah but, Mom only bought me a phone with 64Gb.  There's like not enough room for all my selfies and duck pucks on there.  I need to use the Cloud to store them.
 
2020-10-29 1:45:42 PM  

Phoenix19851: The dumbass is on probation for his conviction that landed him on the sex offender registry.  The farko was convicted on 24 Sep. 2020.  Less than a month ago.

https://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/​sor/offenderDetails.html?regId=102679


Look, he's really horny OK.

/I'm not the guy
 
2020-10-29 1:48:52 PM  

Flab: GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"

Yeah but, Mom only bought me a phone with 64Gb.  There's like not enough room for all my selfies and duck pucks on there.  I need to use the Cloud to store them.


I don't know about iPhones, but the vast majority of Android phones support external USB storage.  I've used it on occasion to transfer files to and from USB flash drives, but there's no reason you couldn't use it with large external drives.
 
2020-10-29 1:53:48 PM  

anfrind: Flab: GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"

Yeah but, Mom only bought me a phone with 64Gb.  There's like not enough room for all my selfies and duck pucks on there.  I need to use the Cloud to store them.

I don't know about iPhones, but the vast majority of Android phones support external USB storage.  I've used it on occasion to transfer files to and from USB flash drives, but there's no reason you couldn't use it with large external drives.


No external storage on iPhone.  You must buy space on iCloud.
 
2020-10-29 2:00:07 PM  

Flab: anfrind: Flab: GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"

Yeah but, Mom only bought me a phone with 64Gb.  There's like not enough room for all my selfies and duck pucks on there.  I need to use the Cloud to store them.

I don't know about iPhones, but the vast majority of Android phones support external USB storage.  I've used it on occasion to transfer files to and from USB flash drives, but there's no reason you couldn't use it with large external drives.

No external storage on iPhone.  You must buy space on iCloud.


LOL.
 
2020-10-29 3:00:33 PM  

Flab: anfrind: Flab: GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"

Yeah but, Mom only bought me a phone with 64Gb.  There's like not enough room for all my selfies and duck pucks on there.  I need to use the Cloud to store them.

I don't know about iPhones, but the vast majority of Android phones support external USB storage.  I've used it on occasion to transfer files to and from USB flash drives, but there's no reason you couldn't use it with large external drives.

No external storage on iPhone.  You must buy space on iCloud.


When your dick pics are so awesome you can't bear the thought of deleting any of them... use Android.
 
2020-10-29 3:32:20 PM  

Flab: anfrind: Flab: GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"

Yeah but, Mom only bought me a phone with 64Gb.  There's like not enough room for all my selfies and duck pucks on there.  I need to use the Cloud to store them.

I don't know about iPhones, but the vast majority of Android phones support external USB storage.  I've used it on occasion to transfer files to and from USB flash drives, but there's no reason you couldn't use it with large external drives.

No external storage on iPhone.  You must buy space on iCloud.


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2020-10-29 3:41:33 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CIEBU22/​r​ef=as_li_ss_tl?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&li​nkCode=sl1&tag=tucktuck0e-20&linkId=9d​387b72cb84f4c6b09b27606f934164&languag​e=en_US


Shhh ... we want them to use Android.
 
2020-10-29 5:22:41 PM  

Walker: Phoenix19851: The dumbass is on probation for his conviction that landed him on the sex offender registry.  The farko was convicted on 24 Sep. 2020.  Less than a month ago.

https://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/​sor/offenderDetails.html?regId=102679

Look, he's really horny OK.

/I'm not the guy


What, folks think a little thing like a probation hearing is going to stop a guy from getting his groove on?

/not the guy either
 
2020-10-29 5:53:39 PM  

GreenSun: "...contacted by another Snapchat user who was apparently in possession of private and sensitive information from the victims' accounts. "

Private and sensitive information, when it concerns teens on social media, usually means sexually explicit fun stuff.

"Police also say Martini threatened to expose students' private videos and pictures."

And there we go. Come on people, don't upload your sexy stuff on the "cloud". If in the future you plan to be a politician, they'll be used against you. "Oh look at this slut and her 2 liter coke bottle!"


Maybe...but there's a lot of that and after a while, no one cares. Almost everyone under 50 now has photos somewhere on social media of them farked up and in many cases, halfway or fully naked. I've never heard from anyone I know saying it hurt their career options.
 
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