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2020-10-29 11:48:11 AM  
Maybe he can talk to the President about that.  Do something.
 
2020-10-29 12:49:57 PM  
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2020-10-29 1:42:21 PM  
what a special california mask might look like
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2020-10-29 6:40:06 PM  

Stephen_Falken: what a special california mask might look like
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To be honest, if I did own one of those, I'd wear it all the time. Even in the shower.
 
2020-10-29 6:40:10 PM  
What a Californian might look like.

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2020-10-29 6:40:22 PM  
It's almost as if he's been completely full of sh*t all along.
 
2020-10-29 6:40:34 PM  
At what point is a lie so obvious that it doesn't need to be fact checked?
8.5.2
 
2020-10-29 6:41:30 PM  
So Trump proves he's:
1 - A f*cking liar
2 - A f*cking idiot

Gee, somehow I thought it would be different this time...
 
2020-10-29 6:41:45 PM  
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/witness mee!!
 
2020-10-29 6:42:52 PM  
I bought one of the special taco masks. Special cut for tacos. With a bit of experimentation I have found it works for burritos too.
 
2020-10-29 6:43:17 PM  
I still can't decide if I want to go Vorhees, Lector, Bane or Reagan.
 
2020-10-29 6:43:27 PM  
It's how you can tell he's a compulsive liar vs a calculating one: he says stupid stuff that's easily disproved, just because it sounds good to him in the moment.  No smart liar would drop bullshiat small, useless lies like that to discredit their bigger lies.
 
2020-10-29 6:43:46 PM  
It was Steve Mnuchin's idea.
He produced Mad Max Fury Road.

But don't ever let that trick you into liking him, he also produced Suicide Squad.
 
2020-10-29 6:44:11 PM  
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2020-10-29 6:48:00 PM  
Imagine how insane Trump is today, right now. Now imagine what kind of drool cup he's going to need in 4 years.
 
2020-10-29 6:48:34 PM  
Wow. After 4 years CNN still have no clue how to handle trump. Fact checking? Call him out for what he is, damnit. He is an idiot and doesn't know what the bloody fnck he's talking about.
 
2020-10-29 6:48:53 PM  
Trump: "There are good people on both sides!"
Trump Voters: "HEY now! What he meant to say was.."

Trump: *Insane babbling that could actually use a translation*
Trump Voters: "..."
 
2020-10-29 6:49:58 PM  
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"WITNESS ME!"

/needs a MAGA hat
 
2020-10-29 6:50:10 PM  
To be fair, I am sure D2S considers a standard mask to be complicated.
"What are these loops for?"
 
2020-10-29 6:50:21 PM  

saturn badger: I bought one of the special taco masks. Special cut for tacos. With a bit of experimentation I have found it works for burritos too.


I got the Sushi model .. The Pizza model was on back order ....
 
2020-10-29 6:51:13 PM  
The stupid California mask thing?

Crowd loved the routine.

Trump paints a picture not of the world as it is but how he and cult wish it was.

His rambling flow is more about cadence and tone than the actual literal content.

He tells comforting lies in a jokey way that provides for a lot of audience participation and assures them constantly that they are right and the left is wrong.

That they are patriots and the left hate America.

That they are the law and order people and Dems are all criminals.

That they are especially loved by Republican Jesus and Dems are godless heathens and pagans.

That Trump and the GOP speak truths while Dems lie.

And so on and so forth.

It's a very simple and equally untrue dichotomy and is at the core of who they are as individuals and as a party.

As long as he continues to do that they will adore him like a false god.

My point here is that looking for logic, truth or consistency in Trump's mad utterances while useful kind of misses the point of why he is telling those lies.
 
2020-10-29 6:52:14 PM  
Everyone's already decided which way to vote. We just need to make sure we get the majority of Americans to the polls to finish off this 4 year long nightmare.

Random, stupid shiat he says has no meaning anymore. It's not swaying anyone.

Focus on what matters: getting voters to the polls.
 
2020-10-29 6:53:08 PM  
I have an Immortan Joe mask I got for Halloween a few years ago, because, let's face it, he's my celebrity look-alike.

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I'd wear it out (with a normal cloth mask under it), except I don't want to seem like an asshole sarcastically wearing a toy mask.
 
2020-10-29 6:54:52 PM  

Stephen_Falken: what a special california mask might look like
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Live in California. Where can I get one of those??
 
2020-10-29 6:59:31 PM  

GooberK: To be fair, I am sure D2S considers a standard mask to be complicated.
"What are these loops for?"


Well , Yeah , It's already on record of him saying they make him look like The Lone Ranger ..
 
2020-10-29 7:15:45 PM  

quatchi: The stupid California mask thing?

Crowd loved the routine.

Trump paints a picture not of the world as it is but how he and cult wish it was.

His rambling flow is more about cadence and tone than the actual literal content.

He tells comforting lies in a jokey way that provides for a lot of audience participation and assures them constantly that they are right and the left is wrong.

That they are patriots and the left hate America.

That they are the law and order people and Dems are all criminals.

That they are especially loved by Republican Jesus and Dems are godless heathens and pagans.

That Trump and the GOP speak truths while Dems lie.

And so on and so forth.

It's a very simple and equally untrue dichotomy and is at the core of who they are as individuals and as a party.

As long as he continues to do that they will adore him like a false god.

My point here is that looking for logic, truth or consistency in Trump's mad utterances while useful kind of misses the point of why he is telling those lies.


But they love everybody!

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2020-10-29 7:18:28 PM  

mrparks: I still can't decide if I want to go Vorhees, Lector, Bane or Reagan.


So you eventually decided on this..?

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/ :)
 
2020-10-29 7:34:50 PM  

mikalmd: saturn badger: I bought one of the special taco masks. Special cut for tacos. With a bit of experimentation I have found it works for burritos too.

I got the Sushi model .. The Pizza model was on back order ....


I've got an Avocado model. It's okay, not my favorite, but they're everywhere.
 
2020-10-29 7:34:59 PM  

saturn badger: But they love everybody!

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That last guy seemed nice.

Bet he does a wicked version of 'Can you feel the love tonight" on Karaoke night.
 
2020-10-29 7:38:09 PM  
I need new glasses. I thought that subby's headline referred to a different movie.

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2020-10-29 7:39:48 PM  

quatchi: The stupid California mask thing?

Crowd loved the routine.

Trump paints a picture not of the world as it is but how he and cult wish it was.

His rambling flow is more about cadence and tone than the actual literal content.

He tells comforting lies in a jokey way that provides for a lot of audience participation and assures them constantly that they are right and the left is wrong.

That they are patriots and the left hate America.

That they are the law and order people and Dems are all criminals.

That they are especially loved by Republican Jesus and Dems are godless heathens and pagans.

That Trump and the GOP speak truths while Dems lie.

And so on and so forth.

It's a very simple and equally untrue dichotomy and is at the core of who they are as individuals and as a party.

As long as he continues to do that they will adore him like a false god.

My point here is that looking for logic, truth or consistency in Trump's mad utterances while useful kind of misses the point of why he is telling those lies.


Seriously, their first reaction is to slap their knees and guffaw, "Haw-haw, stupid libs!" while knowing it's BS.

The second step is to go home and post it on their FB feeds as if it's the god's honest truth.
 
2020-10-29 7:49:16 PM  

Dodo David: I need new glasses. I thought that subby's headline referred to a different movie.

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/ Where my mind went
 
2020-10-29 7:53:14 PM  

Krieghund: I have an Immortan Joe mask I got for Halloween a few years ago, because, let's face it, he's my celebrity look-alike.

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I'd wear it out (with a normal cloth mask under it), except I don't want to seem like an asshole sarcastically wearing a toy mask.


its that codpiece...  I think that I shall HAVE to make that codpiece...  And the plastic armor with medals glued to it.  When I first saw that, the symbolism absolutely struck me as amazing.  I love that movie.
 
2020-10-29 7:55:33 PM  

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Hey!  NO DEFACING THE DOOF WARRIOR!

after all, he is wearing his mother's face...
 
2020-10-29 7:57:11 PM  

Stephen_Falken: what a special california mask might look like
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WANT! Want want WANT!

/ Born Californian and hope to die Californian -- I ain't leaving again.
 
2020-10-29 8:08:23 PM  
Our masks are GMO-free.
 
2020-10-29 8:10:54 PM  
Which Proposition is that? 99?
 
2020-10-29 8:14:23 PM  
He said that at a rally in Bullhead City, Arizona.

Bullhead City is on the border with Nevada and California along The Colorado River. It's where a lot of former California residents, who will let you know, repeatedly, how much they hate California and just had to get out of California, move to in order to get out of California.

In short, it's a glorified white flight community and it makes perfect sense Trump would do a rally in Bullhead City.
 
2020-10-29 8:22:43 PM  
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2020-10-29 8:25:28 PM  
Same as it ever was!

2pac feat Dr.Dre - California Love HD
Youtube 5wBTdfAkqGU
 
2020-10-29 8:39:49 PM  

Dodo David: I need new glasses. I thought that subby's headline referred to a different movie.

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I want to see that.
 
2020-10-29 8:43:49 PM  

JulieAzel626: He said that at a rally in Bullhead City, Arizona.

Bullhead City is on the border with Nevada and California along The Colorado River. It's where a lot of former California residents, who will let you know, repeatedly, how much they hate California and just had to get out of California, move to in order to get out of California.

In short, it's a glorified white flight community and it makes perfect sense Trump would do a rally in Bullhead City.


Bullshiat in Bullhead. shiathead. Trump. It studies out.
 
2020-10-29 8:44:54 PM  
Didn't we do this thread yesterday?

Anyway, yeah, they're extra big to accommodate snouts (for the furries) and they're built so you can smoke the marijuanas while wearing them. California's the BEST, biatches!
 
2020-10-29 8:55:23 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Didn't we do this thread yesterday?

Anyway, yeah, they're extra big to accommodate snouts (for the furries) and they're built so you can smoke the marijuanas while wearing them. California's the BEST, biatches!


Shhhh.  Dammit.  It's full of needles and streetpoopin' and ferriners.  No one should move here. It's awful. But also super expensive because no one wants to live here.  Or something.

< glances out at lovely 60* sunset with the house wide open knowing he will *never* have to shovel snow again unless he chooses to go skiing... but not knowing if his hvac works because he has never had to turn it on  >
 
2020-10-29 9:05:49 PM  
lying = "he's telling it like it is"
 
2020-10-29 9:30:37 PM  
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2020-10-29 9:58:16 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Stephen_Falken: what a special california mask might look like
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Live in California. Where can I get one of those??


From photoshop? :-)
 
2020-10-29 10:03:47 PM  

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You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
 
2020-10-29 10:05:28 PM  

Stephen_Falken: GitOffaMyLawn: Stephen_Falken: what a special california mask might look like
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Live in California. Where can I get one of those??

From photoshop? :-)


I know a silkscreen person. Guess I'm gonna have to commission something like that.

Although in Orange County, CA, I'd doubt that I or the mask would last too long :-(.
 
2020-10-29 11:51:36 PM  

Stephen_Falken: what a special california mask might look like
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I want that mask! Where did you find it?
 
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