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2020-10-29 6:49:26 AM  
...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

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Hm. I wonder who he voted for?
 
2020-10-29 6:57:34 AM  
So, no rides for him in the future.
 
2020-10-29 8:10:54 AM  
at first glance I thought it was Justin Turner
 
2020-10-29 8:17:31 AM  
Literally, Uber won't even put your request for a ride through until you ACTIVELY click a box that says that you understand that mask is required before you ride, and that your driver is NOT allowed to let you in without a mask.

To be fair, the driver should have just driven away when the guy refused to wear a mask. Just NOPED out of there instead of giving Florida Man a chance to manifest. But the guy KNEW that this was a condition to ride. Before the driver got there.

Birds gotta fly. Fish gotta swim. Douchebags gotta douche...
 
2020-10-29 8:37:13 AM  
What he couldn't get a car from his dads dealership?
 
2020-10-29 8:37:59 AM  
Yep, exactly how I thought he would look.

I took an Uber yesterday. You have to literally check a box that says you will wear a mask before you can even summon the Uber. So I guess he checked the box, knew he was lying, and then wanted to make a scene. Another Republican asshole who is all about "law and order" but only wants to follow the rules when he agrees with them.
 
2020-10-29 8:39:03 AM  

Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

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Hm. I wonder who he voted for?


Why assume a guy like that bothers to vote?
 
2020-10-29 8:43:27 AM  

Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

[Fark user image image 275x274]

Hm. I wonder who he voted for?


I wonder who the two women who stabbed a security guard 27 times over their refusal to wear a mask were voting for.

I wonder who the asshole who shot and killed a Dollar General security guard over mask wearing was voting for.

Hint:  statistically speak, it wouldn't be Trump.

This game is fun, and by fun I mean your post sucks.
 
2020-10-29 8:44:17 AM  
Way younger than I expected.
 
2020-10-29 8:45:26 AM  
Last week while grocery shopping there was a guy going into the store maskless maybe 10 feet ahead of me. The person at the entrance said he wasn't allowed in without a mask, and offered him one. He took it, put it on, walked into the store, then tore it off, crumpled it up and threw it aside onto the floor. When some employee told him he needed to be masked he said something like "They said I couldn't come in without one, I wore one coming in, now I'm in, so I say I don't need it. What are you gonna do about it?"

I really swear, the whole "BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!" crowd will be the death of us all.
 
2020-10-29 8:49:13 AM  
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OIs that seagull crap on his hat?  You know?  He makes it work.
 
2020-10-29 8:53:15 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [thesmokinggun.com image 275x274]

OIs that seagull crap on his hat?  You know?  He makes it work.


Looks like a backwards image of Florida....which makes sense, as Florida is backwards.
 
2020-10-29 8:53:38 AM  
Vacha had a cow, man
 
2020-10-29 8:53:53 AM  
Last week, one of my FB groups posted a video by an Uber driver who literally had to drag a drunk asshole out of his Tesla when he wouldn't wear a mask.  Their argument went on and finally the rider dumped a drink in the driver's face inside his Tesla.  Driver showed great restraint not being down the maskhole.
 
2020-10-29 8:54:18 AM  

G. Tarrant: Last week while grocery shopping there was a guy going into the store maskless maybe 10 feet ahead of me. The person at the entrance said he wasn't allowed in without a mask, and offered him one. He took it, put it on, walked into the store, then tore it off, crumpled it up and threw it aside onto the floor. When some employee told him he needed to be masked he said something like "They said I couldn't come in without one, I wore one coming in, now I'm in, so I say I don't need it. What are you gonna do about it?"

I really swear, the whole "BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!" crowd will be the death of us all.


Vendors have to be aggressive in that regard..Simply telling them, that if you go without a mask, you

cannot buy and will not be sold anything from this store so you might as well either leave, or put on a mask..
 
2020-10-29 8:54:40 AM  

Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

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Hm. I wonder who he voted for?


Eminem.
 
2020-10-29 8:55:39 AM  
"Beating"...goddamn autocowreck.
 
2020-10-29 8:57:14 AM  

G. Tarrant: Last week while grocery shopping there was a guy going into the store maskless maybe 10 feet ahead of me. The person at the entrance said he wasn't allowed in without a mask, and offered him one. He took it, put it on, walked into the store, then tore it off, crumpled it up and threw it aside onto the floor. When some employee told him he needed to be masked he said something like "They said I couldn't come in without one, I wore one coming in, now I'm in, so I say I don't need it. What are you gonna do about it?"

I really swear, the whole "BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!" crowd will be the death of us all.


Said behavior warrants a 911 call and a trespassing charge in my opinion.

Jackhole probably thought he was soooo clever for that witty riposte.
 
2020-10-29 9:07:24 AM  

gar1013: Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

[Fark user image image 275x274]

Hm. I wonder who he voted for?

I wonder who the two women who stabbed a security guard 27 times over their refusal to wear a mask were voting for.

I wonder who the asshole who shot and killed a Dollar General security guard over mask wearing was voting for.

Hint:  statistically speak, it wouldn't be Trump.

This game is fun, and by fun I mean your post sucks.


I don't wonder who you voted for.
 
2020-10-29 9:10:32 AM  
Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images

And cue response from Treasure Island saying he is no longer employed with the company as they distance themselves from this idiot..
 
2020-10-29 9:10:44 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: G. Tarrant: Last week while grocery shopping there was a guy going into the store maskless maybe 10 feet ahead of me. The person at the entrance said he wasn't allowed in without a mask, and offered him one. He took it, put it on, walked into the store, then tore it off, crumpled it up and threw it aside onto the floor. When some employee told him he needed to be masked he said something like "They said I couldn't come in without one, I wore one coming in, now I'm in, so I say I don't need it. What are you gonna do about it?"

I really swear, the whole "BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!" crowd will be the death of us all.

Said behavior warrants a 911 call and a trespassing charge in my opinion.

Jackhole probably thought he was soooo clever for that witty riposte.


Said jackhole probably remembers a scene from a movie.
"Hey buddy, the sign says no smoking."
"No, the sign says, 'thank you for not smoking,' since I'm smoking, I don't expect to be thanked."
 
2020-10-29 9:11:28 AM  

godxam: gar1013: Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

[Fark user image image 275x274]

Hm. I wonder who he voted for?

I wonder who the two women who stabbed a security guard 27 times over their refusal to wear a mask were voting for.

I wonder who the asshole who shot and killed a Dollar General security guard over mask wearing was voting for.

Hint:  statistically speak, it wouldn't be Trump.

This game is fun, and by fun I mean your post sucks.

I don't wonder who you voted for.


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2020-10-29 9:16:31 AM  
"Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images."

On my first read-through, I thought that said "aerial pornography" and I was suddenly very intrigued to discover a previously-unknown genre.  If aerial pornography isn't a thing yet, I suggest someone get on that right away.
 
2020-10-29 9:20:53 AM  

gar1013: godxam: gar1013: Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

[Fark user image image 275x274]

Hm. I wonder who he voted for?

I wonder who the two women who stabbed a security guard 27 times over their refusal to wear a mask were voting for.

I wonder who the asshole who shot and killed a Dollar General security guard over mask wearing was voting for.

Hint:  statistically speak, it wouldn't be Trump.

This game is fun, and by fun I mean your post sucks.

I don't wonder who you voted for.

[steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net image 300x250]


You....actually think you are winning?

How special
 
2020-10-29 9:24:02 AM  
Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen:
On my first read-through, I thought that said "aerial pornography" and I was suddenly very intrigued to discover a previously-unknown genre.  If aerial pornography isn't a thing yet, I suggest someone get on that right away.

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2020-10-29 9:24:09 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images."

On my first read-through, I thought that said "aerial pornography" and I was suddenly very intrigued to discover a previously-unknown genre.  If aerial pornography isn't a thing yet, I suggest someone get on that right away.


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2020-10-29 9:26:50 AM  
"Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. "

Huh, resisting an officer with violence. And yet he still lives and is wandering freely to punch the elderly. I wonder why he wasn't shot. It is truly a mystery for the ages.
 
2020-10-29 9:45:11 AM  
*reads FARK headline*

"Male, caucasian, 'husky' build, bald but has facial hair?"

*clicks on article*

*nods*

*closes window*

(Okay so you can't tell whether the 'bald' part is accurate, I guess.)
 
2020-10-29 9:54:39 AM  
Doucheius Maximus
 
2020-10-29 9:58:38 AM  
As soon as he blew in my face, I would have closed and locked all the windows and backed up the car. If he tried to do anything other than walk away, I would have run that idiot over for endangering my life and health, and contently sat in the jail cell the entire time. Legal or not, I don't care. If the freaking cops can shoot someone 20 times for waving a butter knife 20 ft away, then my life is in as much danger as theirs is, and I can do what I have to so that I know he will not endanger me any more.

/or... does it work both ways?
//oh yeah... of course not... I'd be in jail for attempted murder, and the guy who tried to kill me with what amounted to a bioweapon will get off scot free and become a right wing hero.
///'Murican justice!
 
2020-10-29 10:12:11 AM  

G. Tarrant: When some employee told him he needed to be masked he said something like "They said I couldn't come in without one, I wore one coming in, now I'm in, so I say I don't need it. What are you gonna do about it?"


Did they call the police for trespassing?

Places need to be more aggressive about doing that. No arguing with the customer. No debates. The attention and debate is what these people WANT.

Just train employees to offer a simple warning. "If you do not wear a mask we will call the police and press charges for trespassing."

If they refuse again, stop debating, call the police, then actually follow through on pressing charges.

The more places handle it this way, the more these Dbags will end their games.
 
2020-10-29 10:18:21 AM  

Rattrap007: Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images

And cue response from Treasure Island saying he is no longer employed with the company as they distance themselves from this idiot..


Treasure Island is the town he lives in, not a restaurant
 
2020-10-29 10:34:26 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen:
On my first read-through, I thought that said "aerial pornography" and I was suddenly very intrigued to discover a previously-unknown genre.  If aerial pornography isn't a thing yet, I suggest someone get on that right away.

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Kids, don't look. They're just hugging.
 
2020-10-29 11:04:33 AM  
Takeaways

The driver should have canceled and moved along. On Uber it would have charged the passenger for the driver's time.  Also would have required the pas-hole to submit to a mask-wearing selfie when requesting future rides. Driver can request the idiot to not be paired with him in the future.

Saddest takeaway, though, is the guy is over 65 and probably HAS to drive Ubers to make ends meet.
 
2020-10-29 11:17:36 AM  
Yup, he's what I expected.

Yesterday, though, I saw a headline about two sisters stabbing a security guard 27 times for asking them to put on masks and to sanitize.  I was shocked to look it up and find they were black.  Article said they both were bipolar and not Trump supporters so...a different mental illness.
 
2020-10-29 11:30:07 AM  
Calls everybody dude constantly.
 
2020-10-29 11:34:15 AM  
Typical MAGAt shiatbag.
 
2020-10-29 12:22:49 PM  

payattention: As soon as he blew in my face, I would have closed and locked all the windows and backed up the car. If he tried to do anything other than walk away, I would have run that idiot over for endangering my life and health, and contently sat in the jail cell the entire time. Legal or not, I don't care. If the freaking cops can shoot someone 20 times for waving a butter knife 20 ft away, then my life is in as much danger as theirs is, and I can do what I have to so that I know he will not endanger me any more.

/or... does it work both ways?
//oh yeah... of course not... I'd be in jail for attempted murder, and the guy who tried to kill me with what amounted to a bioweapon will get off scot free and become a right wing hero.
///'Murican justice!


Still waiting for the first COVID-19 vs Stand Your GroundTM case.

/ Florida is the favorite
// Texas and Arizona are strong contenders
/// Pennsylvania is the new dark horse
 
2020-10-29 12:25:29 PM  

gar1013: Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

[Fark user image image 275x274]

Hm. I wonder who he voted for?

I wonder who the two women who stabbed a security guard 27 times over their refusal to wear a mask were voting for.

I wonder who the asshole who shot and killed a Dollar General security guard over mask wearing was voting for.

Hint:  statistically speak, it wouldn't be Trump.

This game is fun, and by fun I mean your post sucks.


You really need to work on your reading comprehension there, son. I simply asked a question, and asking a question like that implies nothing. The only person implying anything about the political affiliations of various Plague Rats is... you.

Sigh. As always, every accusation is a confession.

Have a nice day there, pardner.
 
2020-10-29 12:27:46 PM  

edmo: Harlee: ...Vacha was arrested for aggravated battery on a person aged 65 or older, a felony. He was also charged with resisting for allegedly ignoring police orders to place his hands behind his back.

Vacha's rap sheet includes convictions for driving under the influence, theft, reckless driving, and resisting an officer with violence. Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images.

[Fark user image 275x274]

Hm. I wonder who he voted for?

Eminem.


Personally, I thought he might be a BernieBro(tm).
 
2020-10-29 1:26:13 PM  
At the scene of the arrest:

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2020-10-29 1:35:40 PM  

Some Farking Lurker: payattention: As soon as he blew in my face, I would have closed and locked all the windows and backed up the car. If he tried to do anything other than walk away, I would have run that idiot over for endangering my life and health, and contently sat in the jail cell the entire time. Legal or not, I don't care. If the freaking cops can shoot someone 20 times for waving a butter knife 20 ft away, then my life is in as much danger as theirs is, and I can do what I have to so that I know he will not endanger me any more.

/or... does it work both ways?
//oh yeah... of course not... I'd be in jail for attempted murder, and the guy who tried to kill me with what amounted to a bioweapon will get off scot free and become a right wing hero.
///'Murican justice!

Still waiting for the first COVID-19 vs Stand Your GroundTM case.

/ Florida is the favorite
// Texas and Arizona are strong contenders
/// Pennsylvania is the new dark horse


In fear for your life. No duty to retreat. Yeah I could see it.
 
2020-10-29 1:52:02 PM  

anuran: Some Farking Lurker: payattention: As soon as he blew in my face, I would have closed and locked all the windows and backed up the car. If he tried to do anything other than walk away, I would have run that idiot over for endangering my life and health, and contently sat in the jail cell the entire time. Legal or not, I don't care. If the freaking cops can shoot someone 20 times for waving a butter knife 20 ft away, then my life is in as much danger as theirs is, and I can do what I have to so that I know he will not endanger me any more.

/or... does it work both ways?
//oh yeah... of course not... I'd be in jail for attempted murder, and the guy who tried to kill me with what amounted to a bioweapon will get off scot free and become a right wing hero.
///'Murican justice!

Still waiting for the first COVID-19 vs Stand Your GroundTM case.

/ Florida is the favorite
// Texas and Arizona are strong contenders
/// Pennsylvania is the new dark horse

In fear for your life. No duty to retreat. Yeah I could see it.


The problem is the overlap between anti-maskers and gun nuts. That Venn diagram looks like a Japanese flag.

Still, hoping the problem resolves itself in much the same way the conundrum bird met its extinction - flying in progressively smaller circles until one day, the last one flew up its own ass and disappeared.
 
2020-10-29 7:54:04 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: "Arrest records list Vacha's employer as a Treasure Island restaurant, while a web site indicates that he is also affiliated with an aerial photography firm specializing in drone images."

On my first read-through, I thought that said "aerial pornography" and I was suddenly very intrigued to discover a previously-unknown genre.  If aerial pornography isn't a thing yet, I suggest someone get on that right away.


Snarky Farker responses aside, drone porn is already a thing.  And it's gone beyond where it was last I checked, unsurprisingly...

NSFW, obviously:

https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?s​earch=drone
 
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