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(The New York Times)   Has the partner you shacked up with during the coronavirus quarantine left you yet ...or did your limitless intimacy lead to something messier like spit swapping?   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2020-10-29 9:41:14 AM  
You mean my wife and child?

More like a "composting effect."  A lot of shiat, a lot of breaking down, left with dirt at the end of it. Ready for this funk to move along...
 
2020-10-29 11:36:47 AM  
I still have my case of Kirkland olive oil from Costco and my Patti Mayonnaise tickle porn Doujinshi. So I just put on some Nickleback and let nature take it's course.

Stop by, you won't believe how much weight the two Jehovah Witnesses down in my basement have lost.
 
2020-10-29 11:51:02 AM  

Dahnkster: I still have my case of Kirkland olive oil from Costco and my Patti Mayonnaise tickle porn Doujinshi. So I just put on some Nickleback and let nature take it's course.

Stop by, you won't believe how much weight the two Jehovah Witnesses down in my basement have lost.


How have you managed to get your Witnesses to moisturize, that's the part I've struggled with.
 
2020-10-29 2:33:59 PM  
My cats are fine, thanks for asking.
 
2020-10-29 3:00:39 PM  
My boyfriend and I were constantly at each other's throats. He moved out after a spectacularly bad fight and now we see each other once a week or so. We get along much better now.
 
2020-10-29 3:19:08 PM  
Thankfully I didn't opt to cohabitate but my covid girlfriend is now clingy girlfriend.

I've legitimately considered telling her I got infected just so I can have two weeks off.
 
2020-10-29 3:19:59 PM  

Lunakki: My boyfriend and I were constantly at each other's throats. He moved out after a spectacularly bad fight and now we see each other once a week or so. We get along much better now.


Protip:  The throat really isn't that much fun, try a different part.
 
2020-10-29 3:30:46 PM  
Limitless Intimacy is the name of my Sade-based jam band.
 
2020-10-29 3:31:39 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Thankfully I didn't opt to cohabitate but my covid girlfriend is now clingy girlfriend.

I've legitimately considered telling her I got infected just so I can have two weeks off.


You want some relief?   Marry her.  Then she'll leave you alone.
 
2020-10-29 3:33:42 PM  

dittybopper: HotWingConspiracy: Thankfully I didn't opt to cohabitate but my covid girlfriend is now clingy girlfriend.

I've legitimately considered telling her I got infected just so I can have two weeks off.

You want some relief?   Marry her.  Then she'll leave you alone.


Hmmmm

I'm not getting any younger...
 
2020-10-29 3:36:21 PM  
I want HGTV to do a follow-up with the Tiny House families. We've got to be in true crime territory by now.
 
2020-10-29 3:48:21 PM  
Nearly strained the wife and I to the breaking point.

Working through it, but it's not easy.
 
2020-10-29 4:26:32 PM  

Famishus: I want HGTV to do a follow-up with the Tiny House families. We've got to be in true crime territory by now.


to quote some comedian
"When someone is murdered the 1st suspect, if applicable, is the spouse.  That tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
 
2020-10-29 5:28:34 PM  
My cats are fine, thanks for asking.

It me.

Actually, was thinking of posting the truth -- "one died under my chair while I was working but the rest of us are hanging in there" and leaving it for everyone to decide.
 
2020-10-29 5:45:52 PM  
Mrs h hasn't left yet
Surprises me sometimes how she has put up with me for the past 31 years
 
2020-10-30 8:11:34 AM  
The wife and I have been having major issues since January, before the bloody pandemic.  Just put it on the pile of shiat that is 2020.

/so farking tired of everything
 
2020-10-30 8:15:51 AM  

dwlah: Mrs h hasn't left yet
Surprises me sometimes how she has put up with me for the past 31 years


I think the secret to a long relationship is that neither of you should have better options, that you're the best your partner can reasonably expect to have, and vice-versa.

The distaffbopper and I have been married for 25 years now, and been together for 28.
 
2020-10-30 10:22:50 AM  

Atomic Jonb: Lunakki: My boyfriend and I were constantly at each other's throats. He moved out after a spectacularly bad fight and now we see each other once a week or so. We get along much better now.

Protip:  The throat really isn't that much fun, try a different part.


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2020-10-30 10:23:38 AM  

beezeltown: You mean my wife and child?

More like a "composting effect."  A lot of shiat, a lot of breaking down, left with dirt at the end of it. Ready for this funk to move along...


Sounds like it's a great time for something to grow out of that.
 
2020-10-30 3:12:16 PM  

Resident Muslim: beezeltown: You mean my wife and child?

More like a "composting effect."  A lot of shiat, a lot of breaking down, left with dirt at the end of it. Ready for this funk to move along...

Sounds like it's a great time for something to grow out of that.


Wishful thinking. Her saltiness would kill anything that tried to sprout.
 
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