Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter Donald Trump)   If you vote for Joe Biden he'll eat your babies, cancel Thanksgiving and murder Santa Claus   (twitter.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely  
•       •       •

3102 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Oct 2020 at 2:05 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



160 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2020-10-28 10:09:25 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-10-28 10:13:46 PM  
And there won't be a 1000 people dying every damn day.
 
2020-10-28 10:14:11 PM  
No boats no floats no motor cars. Not a single luxury.
 
2020-10-28 10:16:22 PM  

Circusdog320: And there won't be a 1000 people dying every damn day.


I have it on good authority that President Biden will personally drag every American to the middle of fifth avenue and shoot them.
 
2020-10-28 10:17:08 PM  
No luxury weekend packages at Trump resorts?
 
2020-10-28 10:23:35 PM  
I see international courts in your future, Donny.

And no pardons.

Only blackness
 
2020-10-28 10:27:14 PM  
Biden raped my car's gas tank and put sugar in my horse!
 
2020-10-28 10:27:30 PM  
I heard that if Biden wins all churches will be turned into abortion clinics and Trump supporters will be forced to get gay married to each other to snuff out the trumper gene
 
2020-10-28 10:30:46 PM  
Meanwhile Trump gave us that really nice solar eclipse.
 
2020-10-28 10:31:40 PM  
If you vote for Joe Biden he'll eat your babies, cancel Thanksgiving and murder Santa Clause

That
may be a good idea:


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-28 10:35:56 PM  

Butterflew: I heard that if Biden wins all churches will be turned into abortion clinics and Trump supporters will be forced to get gay married to each other to snuff out the trumper gene


Promise?
 
2020-10-28 10:36:46 PM  
Ha ha ha, joke's on you, there ain't not Sanity Clause.
 
2020-10-28 10:38:44 PM  
Maybe... maybe not, but one thing will be true... there will be no Trump in the White House.
 
2020-10-28 10:45:28 PM  
Indistinguishable from satire..
 
2020-10-28 10:45:49 PM  
What about Taco Tuesday?
 
2020-10-28 10:59:21 PM  
Christ, what a f*cking idiot
 
2020-10-28 10:59:35 PM  
If you vote Trump, he'll kill YOU
 
2020-10-28 11:59:56 PM  
I hear if Biden is elected, he'll force conservatives to try and make comedy shows again.
 
2020-10-29 12:05:20 AM  

dildo tontine: What about Taco Tuesday?


Tacos on EVERY CORNER or NOTHING!
 
2020-10-29 12:22:06 AM  

arrogantbastich: No boats no floats no motor cars. Not a single luxury.


That's like Robinson Caruso - as primitive as can be.
 
2020-10-29 12:27:52 AM  

Badmoodman: If you vote for Joe Biden he'll eat your babies, cancel Thanksgiving and murder Santa Clause

That may be a good idea:


[Fark user image 488x488]


A Christmas movie so bad, it makes me mad at Xmas.
 
2020-10-29 12:29:48 AM  
I didn't know you could be so stupid, you don't get mad at a person telling you stupid shiat, with a straight face.
 
2020-10-29 2:09:13 AM  
There's no way** he will ever top the dumb of saying that Biden wanted to "hurt God".
 
2020-10-29 2:09:37 AM  
Joe Biden left a can of Coke in my freezer. Now there are Cokecicles everywhere.
 
2020-10-29 2:10:15 AM  

dildo tontine: What about Taco Tuesday?


Phew! Had me scared for a minute, Joe!
 
2020-10-29 2:10:59 AM  

vudukungfu: I see international courts in your future, Donny.

And no pardons.

Only blackness


I'll have some of what you're smoking.
 
2020-10-29 2:11:36 AM  

Mr_Smartypants: There's no way** he will ever top the dumb of saying that Biden wanted to "hurt God".


Your arms too short to box with God... unless you're Joe Biden.
 
2020-10-29 2:12:05 AM  
Usually leap years are handled in February, but ok.
 
2020-10-29 2:12:18 AM  
Oh yeah. I don't have babies. Thanksgiving is stupid. And Santa Clause is a god and therefor can't be killed. Like Thor.

Now if Donald Trump promised to murder Elf on the Shelf I could be tempted to vote for him.
 
2020-10-29 2:13:21 AM  

Uncle Eazy: Oh yeah. I don't have babies. Thanksgiving is stupid. And Santa Clause is a god and therefor can't be killed. Like Thor.

Now if Donald Trump promised to murder Elf on the Shelf I could be tempted to vote for him.


Yeah, but he'd just replace it with his own Cheap Chinese Knockoff, "Trumper on the Dumper".
 
2020-10-29 2:14:07 AM  
Does he realize he'll still be president for Thanksgiving and Christmas?
 
2020-10-29 2:14:26 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Uncle Eazy: Oh yeah. I don't have babies. Thanksgiving is stupid. And Santa Clause is a god and therefor can't be killed. Like Thor.

Now if Donald Trump promised to murder Elf on the Shelf I could be tempted to vote for him.

Yeah, but he'd just replace it with his own Cheap Chinese Knockoff, "Trumper on the Dumper".


Instead of raiding the pantry in the middle of the night he takes your phone and sends angry tweets.
 
2020-10-29 2:15:15 AM  

Butterflew: I heard that if Biden wins all churches will be turned into abortion clinics and Trump supporters will be forced to get gay married to each other to snuff out the trumper gene


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-29 2:15:35 AM  

Russ1642: FirstNationalBastard: Uncle Eazy: Oh yeah. I don't have babies. Thanksgiving is stupid. And Santa Clause is a god and therefor can't be killed. Like Thor.

Now if Donald Trump promised to murder Elf on the Shelf I could be tempted to vote for him.

Yeah, but he'd just replace it with his own Cheap Chinese Knockoff, "Trumper on the Dumper".

Instead of raiding the pantry in the middle of the night he takes your phone and sends angry tweets.


And there's a huge line of cocaine on the floor that it split with the cat.
 
2020-10-29 2:15:59 AM  

Uncle Eazy: Oh yeah. I don't have babies. Thanksgiving is stupid. And Santa Clause is a god and therefor can't be killed. Like Thor.

Now if Donald Trump promised to murder Elf on the Shelf I could be tempted to vote for him.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-29 2:16:02 AM  

Skeleton Man: Does he realize he'll still be president for Thanksgiving and Christmas?


And every year the lawyers have to explain to him that the pardoning of the turkey is symbolic, not real.
 
2020-10-29 2:17:51 AM  

Butterflew: I heard that if Biden wins all churches will be turned into abortion clinics and Trump supporters will be forced to get gay married to each other to snuff out the trumper gene


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-29 2:18:22 AM  

Russ1642: Skeleton Man: Does he realize he'll still be president for Thanksgiving and Christmas?

And every year the lawyers have to explain to him that the pardoning of the turkey is symbolic, not real.


I'm not so sure anymore. I mean, how do you think he's going to pardon himself?

out.comView Full Size
 
2020-10-29 2:18:44 AM  
Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman!
 
2020-10-29 2:18:57 AM  
Bro I didn't have those things this year
 
2020-10-29 2:20:27 AM  
Well, I'm not really a fan of Thanksgiving...
 
2020-10-29 2:20:56 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Russ1642: Skeleton Man: Does he realize he'll still be president for Thanksgiving and Christmas?

And every year the lawyers have to explain to him that the pardoning of the turkey is symbolic, not real.

I'm not so sure anymore. I mean, how do you think he's going to pardon himself?

[out.com image 750x563]


Expeditiously and with cowardice.
 
2020-10-29 2:21:37 AM  
Sounds good so far. What about that pesky Arbor day?
 
2020-10-29 2:22:54 AM  

liquidsiphon: Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman! Boogeyman!


Trumps basically down to the same "ooga booga booga" campaign that some no-name backbencher would run in a State Leg race someone in Nebraska.
 
2020-10-29 2:22:59 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-29 2:23:57 AM  
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
 
2020-10-29 2:24:30 AM  
Wow, talk about moving the goalposts.  Each time trump talks, he says something stupider than anything he's said before.  And each, I think "they can't be so stupid that they believe that!"  And they are.

I truly think each time his worshipers hear him, their IQs drop by a quarter.
 
2020-10-29 2:28:55 AM  

Uncle Eazy: Joe Biden left a can of Coke in my freezer. Now there are Cokecicles everywhere.


Oh no, I just realized that there are three 12-packs of Diet Coke in the trunk of my car.  They were on sale. But I can't go out and get them now because I'm in my jammies.  I'll have to wait until tomorrow, and hope they don't freeze.
 
2020-10-29 2:29:06 AM  
You can't kill Santa. It's been tried.

lh3.googleusercontent.comView Full Size
 
2020-10-29 2:29:13 AM  

Nadie_AZ: arrogantbastich: No boats no floats no motor cars. Not a single luxury.

That's like Robinson Caruso - as primitive as can be.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Displayed 50 of 160 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.