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2020-10-28 9:24:12 PM  
I laughed "oh no!" So, I'm not a horrible person, right?

Satan: laughs "oh no"
 
2020-10-28 10:45:08 PM  
Damn. I met her a few HS parties. Seemed nice enough back then but I hadn't thought of her in years (at least since they took down the signs about her winning as you enter the city/county limits).
 
2020-10-29 5:22:28 AM  

Joshudan: I laughed "oh no!" So, I'm not a horrible person, right?

Satan: laughs "oh no"


Satan would have made a choking injury joke. Don't feel bad.
 
2020-10-29 5:27:32 AM  
did she died?
 
2020-10-29 5:56:13 AM  
How many other people died today?


Oh right they dont matter because they were never on tv
 
2020-10-29 5:57:41 AM  
I hadn't heard of her.. after about 1990, I stopped watching those things.

(scrolls down)  But it looks like she cleaned up well.
 
2020-10-29 6:06:14 AM  
Head Injuries Midnight Oil is 3rd best Midnight Oil after 10>1 & Place Without a Postcard

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2020-10-29 6:07:31 AM  
Per Miss America Organization  rules, the first runner-up now has to assume the former's  place at the hospital to await her death.
 
2020-10-29 6:23:58 AM  

lifeslammer: How many other people died today?


Oh right they dont matter because they were never on tv


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2020-10-29 6:25:30 AM  
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2020-10-29 6:25:43 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lifeslammer: How many other people died today?


Oh right they dont matter because they were never on tv

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He's not wrong.. we're living in a high death time.
 
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2020-10-29 6:34:40 AM  

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This is funny, but I feel that I will be condemned to hell if I click "funny".  So I didn't click "funny".
 
2020-10-29 7:17:11 AM  

lifeslammer: How many other people died today?


Oh right they dont matter because they were never on tv


Don't hate her because she'd beautiful.
https://youtu.be/jssGyRoC-3w
 
2020-10-29 8:19:22 AM  
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Condolences to Miss Colombia and her family.
 
2020-10-29 8:28:35 AM  
Cornett leaves behind two children -- Avery Steines, 16, and Kai Steines, 18.

Ouch. At least they aren't even younger, but that will be rough.
 
2020-10-29 8:34:03 AM  

isamudyson: Damn. I met her a few HS parties. Seemed nice enough back then but I hadn't thought of her in years (at least since they took down the signs about her winning as you enter the city/county limits).


I didn't travel in her circles at 'Fort Parker' and didn't think very highly of her, and I understand the snark about "how many other people died today?", but she tried to actually help people as an adult and left behind two teenagers.

She mattered to a few, and that is better than many Farkers will ever do. Over the years she became human, and more than anything else that is what matters. Sic Transit Gloria.

/the fall didn't kill her, the thing that made her fall did. Autopsy will tell all.
 
2020-10-29 10:02:45 AM  

lifeslammer: How many other people died today?


Oh right they dont matter because they were never on tv


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2020-10-29 10:14:42 AM  
So that's what pretty was back then? I'll pass.
 
2020-10-29 10:50:06 AM  
Died from a Head Injury or an Injury While Giving Head???  Just need to know if this is a fappable incident.
 
2020-10-29 10:56:58 AM  
That's sad. She was a good reporter on Entertainment Tonight back in the day.
 
2020-10-29 4:10:02 PM  
wow

/this is why I stopped reading articles
 
2020-10-29 6:52:14 PM  

FloriduhGuy: So that's what pretty was back then? I'll pass.


Thanks for that insightful and totally relevant comment, we were all wondering what your penis thought.
 
2020-10-29 7:09:01 PM  
Details surrounding the injury were not immediately clear

Literally the only thing that would have made this the slightest bit interesting to people that don't know her.
 
2020-10-30 9:56:51 AM  

morg: Details surrounding the injury were not immediately clear

Literally the only thing that would have made this the slightest bit interesting to people that don't know her.


She "fell down and hit her head". The way one of the earlier news articles two weeks ago stated it, it sounded like her 'falling down' was completely out of the ordinary, as in: not a tripping accident, more like a momentary blackout, suggesting another underlying medical condition at play.

The family will probably quietly bury the truth whatever it was, wiring or plumbing. It's not like that sort of HIPAA is anyone's business anyway.
 
2020-10-30 4:35:16 PM  

thespindrifter: morg: Details surrounding the injury were not immediately clear

Literally the only thing that would have made this the slightest bit interesting to people that don't know her.

She "fell down and hit her head". The way one of the earlier news articles two weeks ago stated it, it sounded like her 'falling down' was completely out of the ordinary, as in: not a tripping accident, more like a momentary blackout, suggesting another underlying medical condition at play.

The family will probably quietly bury the truth whatever it was, wiring or plumbing. It's not like that sort of HIPAA is anyone's business anyway.


Weird one. If she was sober and in good health they could easily say that it was a freak accident. If it was an undiagnosed condition that led her to pass out then equally there's no shame in that and most families would use that as an opportunity to advocate for people to get themselves checked out.
But I get it, some things are personal. We had a scare last weekend with my uncle shiatting and puking all over the truck and spending a few days in the hospital for an infection that affected his inner ear but you don't hear me telling eveyone about it. Some stuff is private.
 
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