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2020-10-28 9:21:22 PM  
"Everyone is sick," Yang said again. "No one will be on campus for two weeks."

Oh sh*t, it's the dreaded Trump "two weeks".
That's how you know they're part of the cult, when they start using the cult leader's fake time measurements.
 
2020-10-28 9:44:10 PM  
But I bet they got the sweet sweet government checks
 
2020-10-28 10:25:18 PM  

cretinbob: But I bet they got the sweet sweet government checks


THat's the part they haven't figured out yet. And who cashed the checks.
 
2020-10-28 11:25:47 PM  
Just the way Reagan would have wanted it <sniffle>

//they grow up so last...
 
2020-10-28 11:27:54 PM  
Their arch-rivals in college sports: 
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2020-10-28 11:29:10 PM  
Remember her name for the after time. She never studied the trial at Nuremberg. People remember. Even when the most significant technology is a transistor. iPhone's a biatch, biatch.
 
2020-10-28 11:29:53 PM  
Wow, so Republicans were garbage in the days of Reagan and they're still garbage today in the days of Devos?  Who knew?  Oh, wait, never mind, we all knew.
 
2020-10-28 11:34:18 PM  
Reagan National? You went to school at an airport?
 
2020-10-28 11:37:35 PM  
It's fitting because Reagan had no faculties during his (second) term either.
 
2020-10-28 11:42:03 PM  
I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.
 
2020-10-28 11:42:25 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Reagan National? You went to school at an airport?


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2020-10-28 11:43:41 PM  
Grifter Central.
 
2020-10-28 11:47:04 PM  
Dr. Spaceman did his undergrad there before going to the Ho Chi Minh City School of Medicine.
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-10-28 11:51:47 PM  

Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.


I heard in England there was a City University, Newcastle upon Tyne. DeVos is probably an alumnus.
 
2020-10-28 11:55:08 PM  

amb: Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.

I heard in England there was a City University, Newcastle upon Tyne. DeVos is probably an alumnus.


Naw, her education came from
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2020-10-28 11:57:06 PM  

Walker: "Everyone is sick," Yang said again. "No one will be on campus for two weeks."

Oh sh*t, it's the dreaded Trump "two weeks".
That's how you know they're part of the cult, when they start using the cult leader's fake time measurements.


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2020-10-29 12:10:57 AM  
I have no memory of that school.
 
2020-10-29 12:13:28 AM  
I wonder how many student visas they sponsored.
 
2020-10-29 12:14:16 AM  
At least it was an institute that did honor to their namesake's memory.
 
2020-10-29 12:16:07 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Reagan National? You went to school at an airport?


Fly-by-night operation, and all that.
 
2020-10-29 12:17:46 AM  

Laobaojun: I wonder how many student visas they sponsored.


Or how many veterans they tried to scam out of their G.I Bill.
 
2020-10-29 12:18:33 AM  

Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.


It's right around the cover from Alpine Secondary School.
 
2020-10-29 12:20:04 AM  
They ain't got no class.  They ain't got no principals!
 
2020-10-29 12:22:45 AM  
Another shell company and money laundering front created to siphon off federal funds.

I'll be shocked when they find a legitimate business.
 
2020-10-29 12:26:03 AM  
It was just imitating Reagan, who also had no faculties while president.
 
2020-10-29 12:26:16 AM  

Prof. Frink: Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.

It's right around the cover from Alpine Secondary School.


Which is funny cuz there is an Alpine School District in that general direction. Sooooo close
 
2020-10-29 12:31:05 AM  
Deja vu
 
2020-10-29 12:42:16 AM  

amb: Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.

I heard in England there was a City University, Newcastle upon Tyne. DeVos is probably an alumnus.


There's City University Macau...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_​U​niversity
 
2020-10-29 12:47:07 AM  
 
2020-10-29 1:13:54 AM  
You have to wonder what the grass root Republicans think they are getting out of the grift.
They must look at their bank accounts and notice that none of that money went to them.
 
2020-10-29 1:28:52 AM  

stoli n coke: Dr. Spaceman did his undergrad there before going to the Ho Chi Minh City School of Medicine.


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2020-10-29 1:33:57 AM  
Reagan was my first choice. My safety was the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
 
2020-10-29 1:34:40 AM  
That website had more shiate adverts than Farkdotcom.
Impressive
 
2020-10-29 1:35:56 AM  
A "school" in a leased section of a building with approx 2 classrooms? That's not a university, that's a tutoring hall. If they even did that much.
 
2020-10-29 1:46:25 AM  
The chair of the House committee, Bobby Scott, D-Virginia, in an April letter urged DeVos to rescind the federal government's recognition of the accreditor.

I'm sure Dolores Umbridge will get right on that.

/She's getting a piece of the action
 
2020-10-29 1:50:17 AM  

Walker: "Everyone is sick," Yang said again. "No one will be on campus for two weeks."

Oh sh*t, it's the dreaded Trump "two weeks".
That's how you know they're part of the cult, when they start using the cult leader's fake time measurements.


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2020-10-29 1:54:50 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: The chair of the House committee, Bobby Scott, D-Virginia, in an April letter urged DeVos to rescind the federal government's recognition of the accreditor.

I'm sure Dolores Umbridge will get right on that.

/She's getting a piece of the action


There's nothing on this planet she can't already afford to buy six of, short of a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier.

Why?  Is it just the pointless cartoon evil of a Captain Planet villain?

This utterly pointless accumulation of never-used wealth at the expense of others should be considered just as pathetic and disgusting as Hoarders filling their houses with dead cats and broken Mr. Potato Heads.
 
2020-10-29 1:56:53 AM  

nytmare: A "school" in a leased section of a building with approx 2 classrooms? That's not a university, that's a tutoring hall. If they even did that much.


Tutoring "studio?" Not much of a hall unless it has a hallway...
 
2020-10-29 1:58:31 AM  

Rhino Jockey: University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.


That school is the wurst.
 
2020-10-29 2:02:58 AM  

amb: Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.

I heard in England there was a City University, Newcastle upon Tyne. DeVos is probably an alumnus.


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Did yee call wor pint a whore?
 
2020-10-29 2:04:10 AM  

August11: Remember her name for the after time. She never studied the trial at Nuremberg. People remember. Even when the most significant technology is a transistor. iPhone's a biatch, biatch.


Her brother owns a private army, and she owns a dozen yachts.  She'll be fine.
 
2020-10-29 2:04:51 AM  

DoctorCal: Ah yes. Here's the thread from Feb. for the USA Today investigation mentioned in TFA:

USA Today reporters somehow stumbled upon an "accredited" college with no faculty or students, and a bare storefront for an address. The website magically disappeared after reporters started asking questions. Fark: Reagan National University


Good catch. Looks like a visa mill on top of the other grifting.
 
2020-10-29 2:05:13 AM  
Can yee imagine if they'd called it a pufftah?!
 
2020-10-29 2:06:17 AM  

nytmare: A "school" in a leased section of a building with approx 2 classrooms? That's not a university, that's a tutoring hall. If they even did that much.


I don't think they're attempting any schooling at all. It's pure grift.
 
2020-10-29 2:25:45 AM  
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2020-10-29 2:26:22 AM  

edmo: cretinbob: But I bet they got the sweet sweet government checks

THat's the part they haven't figured out yet. And who cashed the checks.


Odds that bobblehead betsy and nitwit noem managed to get some of that sweet casheesh?
 
2020-10-29 3:10:11 AM  
Check out their schedule:
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2020-10-29 3:15:13 AM  

Funk Brothers: I just heard Central Utah of National Technology got accredited.


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2020-10-29 5:13:49 AM  
I know what scam I'm running if Dipshiat steals the election. Get the funds to get the fark out of the US.
 
2020-10-29 6:06:57 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: It's fitting because Reagan had no faculties during his (second) term either.


Just a dumb grin and hand shake.

The decision makers were behind the scenes.
 
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