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2020-10-28 5:59:33 PM  
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2020-10-28 6:01:13 PM  

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realDonaldTrump: Who is Miles Taylor? Said he was "anonymous", but I don't know him - never even heard of him. Just another @nytimes SCAM - he worked in conjunction with them. Also worked for Big Tech's @Google. Now works for Fake News @CNN. They should fire, shame, and punish everybody....


Trump has a date with the boats. Let's oblige him.
 
2020-10-28 6:07:22 PM  
Of course he has no idea what he's even talking about. What else is new.
 
2020-10-28 6:09:56 PM  
How much coffee do these people drink that they need so many delivery people?
 
2020-10-28 6:13:07 PM  
LOCK EVERYBODY UP!!

/just said in fun! ;) MAGA!
 
2020-10-28 6:13:13 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: How much coffee do these people drink that they need so many delivery people?


Problem is, Stephen Miller reflexively has anything black thrown out of the building. So nobody inside ever gets their coffee.
 
2020-10-28 6:13:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Of course he has no idea what he's even talking about. What else is new.


This might be the first time he says he doesn't know someone and is actually telling the truth.
 
2020-10-28 6:14:33 PM  
Never heard of him... off the top of my head his C.V. ... I imagine...
 
2020-10-28 6:15:14 PM  
I'm with him on this. Who the hell is Miles Taylor?
 
2020-10-28 6:15:59 PM  
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2020-10-28 6:16:25 PM  

Professor_Doctor: I'm with him on this. Who the hell is Miles Taylor?


He was the second player in Sonic 2, right?
 
2020-10-28 6:16:59 PM  
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2020-10-28 6:20:12 PM  

mrshowrules: cameroncrazy1984: Of course he has no idea what he's even talking about. What else is new.

This might be the first time he says he doesn't know someone and is actually telling the truth.


it's not.  He's so f*cking self-absorbed, he really only knows the names of the people most useful to him.  His chiefs of staff or higher-level henchmen.  Everyone who isn't there to directly benefit him is nameless and faceless.

And of course his enemies.  He remembers those like the whiny tittybaby he is.
 
2020-10-28 6:24:50 PM  
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2020-10-28 6:30:19 PM  
Did Trump sh*t his pants in a drug stupor again?
 
2020-10-28 6:59:36 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x274]


Forrrrrrr what?

He never does mention that part.
 
2020-10-28 7:31:22 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x274]

Forrrrrrr what?

He never does mention that part.


Not being loyal enough, obviously
 
2020-10-28 8:11:04 PM  

Ass_Master_Flash: How much coffee do these people drink that they need so many delivery people?


I hate to defend them, but I do drink a lot of coffee. So if I had Stephen teh Nazi Miller's job, we would need just about ten coffee boys in the house, which is about how many Trump has claimed to have.
 
2020-10-28 8:14:07 PM  
Who is Miles Taylor? Said he was "anonymous", but I don't know him - never even heard of him.

At least we know he wrote that himself, without a hint of irony.
 
2020-10-28 8:57:31 PM  
Never heard of him.
I do know where he used to work before all this.
I do know where his other job was.
I do know where he works now.
Who are we talking about again?
 
2020-10-28 9:22:27 PM  
In fairness, he can't remember Fake Melania's real name either. He's got to go off what Wikipedia says, and just hope his thought process lasts up until the 280 character limit.
 
2020-10-28 10:08:43 PM  
I believe him. Donald Trump doesn't know who a lot of people are. Because he's in severe cognitive decline.
 
2020-10-28 10:09:42 PM  
RIP

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2020-10-28 10:09:52 PM  
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2020-10-28 10:10:31 PM  
Yeah, is this where I'll wake up tomorrow morning and this thread will be filled with about 60 photos of them together, 5 news links about the pair, and a video of this guy joking around with Jr. at Mar-a-lago?
 
2020-10-28 10:11:23 PM  
"...punish everybody..."

What does that mean, exactly? What fever dream does drump have for his "enemies"?

I'm sure it's positively American.
 
2020-10-28 10:11:36 PM  
Miles Taylor wasn't a household name. Before he came out as Anonymous, I'm sure I'd never heard of him either. But he didn't work for me.

It still staggers belief that Taylor evaded detection as long as he did.
 
2020-10-28 10:11:55 PM  
Well, I agree that people need to be " fired, shamed and punished" but the first person on the list isn't the last adult in the room.

Top of the list is Donald J Trump, in fact.

And it is a big damned list.
 
2020-10-28 10:14:13 PM  
Awesome guitarist, played with the best version of the Stones.
 
2020-10-28 10:16:44 PM  
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2020-10-28 10:18:27 PM  
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2020-10-28 10:19:49 PM  

Weatherkiss: I believe him. Donald Trump doesn't know who a lot of people are. Because he's in severe cognitive decline.


Everybody knows the best leaders are ignorant about every aspect of their job and who their subordinates are.

Somehow Trump keeps thinking this is a winning defense.
 
2020-10-28 10:24:30 PM  
NOT QUITE MY TEMPO!
 
2020-10-28 10:25:48 PM  
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R.I.P.
 
2020-10-28 10:27:48 PM  
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R.I.P.
 
2020-10-28 10:28:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: Weatherkiss: I believe him. Donald Trump doesn't know who a lot of people are. Because he's in severe cognitive decline.

Everybody knows the best leaders are ignorant about every aspect of their job and who their subordinates are.

Somehow Trump keeps thinking this is a winning defense.


It is a winning defense, in US courts.
 
2020-10-28 10:31:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x274]

Forrrrrrr what?

He never does mention that part.


Have you ever been cheated on? I have in more than one relationship. Funny thing is, one of the ways cheaters commonly justify their actions is they convince themselves that their partner is cheating too even if there is absolutely reason to do so. They went through my email, phone, asked about my whereabouts constantly.

This is like that. Trump has engaged in criminal activity while in office and so in his mind every politician is guilty of something.
 
2020-10-28 10:33:01 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Miles Taylor wasn't a household name. Before he came out as Anonymous, I'm sure I'd never heard of him either. But he didn't work for me.

It still staggers belief that Taylor evaded detection as long as he did.


I understand he played keyboard with the Underground, but Reed wouldn't give him any credit.
 
2020-10-28 10:34:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: mrshowrules: cameroncrazy1984: Of course he has no idea what he's even talking about. What else is new.

This might be the first time he says he doesn't know someone and is actually telling the truth.

it's not.  He's so f*cking self-absorbed, he really only knows the names of the people most useful to him.  His chiefs of staff or higher-level henchmen.  Everyone who isn't there to directly benefit him is nameless and faceless.

And of course his enemies.  He remembers those like the whiny tittybaby he is.


This.

To donny this guy is the help and as a strong alpha male trump knows you never make eye contact with servants.

I figure most of the time he doesn't know who I'm Eric! or Tiffany is, and when he wants to show total family unity, he looks at ivanka and says "make sure you call what's his name and that sister to be there".
 
2020-10-28 10:35:11 PM  
All of that letter gets reviewed by the press within a week of the election. Good.
 
2020-10-28 10:35:39 PM  
There is some meta-humor with Anonymous publicly revealing their private identity, and having so many people say, "Who?"
 
2020-10-28 10:35:41 PM  

jst3p: cameroncrazy1984: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x274]

Forrrrrrr what?

He never does mention that part.

Have you ever been cheated on? I have in more than one relationship. Funny thing is, one of the ways cheaters commonly justify their actions is they convince themselves that their partner is cheating too even if there is absolutely reason to do so. They went through my email, phone, asked about my whereabouts constantly.

This is like that. Trump has engaged in criminal activity while in office and so in his mind every politician is guilty of something.


That's common. Dishonest people assume they're normal, therefore everyone else is also dishonest and its ok to steal, lie, and cheat because they're all doing it, too.
 
2020-10-28 10:39:27 PM  

jst3p: This is like that. Trump has engaged in criminal activity while in office and so in his mind everybody is guilty of something.


FTFY
 
2020-10-28 10:45:53 PM  

Flincher: Original: Original Tweet: realDonaldTrump: Who is Miles Taylor? Said he was "anonymous", but I don't know him - never even heard of him. Just another @nytimes SCAM - he worked in conjunction with them. Also worked for Big Tech's @Google. Now works for Fake News @CNN. They should fire, shame, and punish everybody.... Trump has a date with the boats. Let's oblige him.



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The "Boats" is:
...execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lay down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, they offer him food, and if he refuse to eat it, they force him to do it by pricking his eyes; then, after he has eaten, they drench him with a mixture of milk and honey, pouring it not only into his mouth, but all over his face. They then keep his face continually turned towards the sun; and it becomes completely covered up and hidden by the multitude of flies that settle on it. And as within the boats he does what those that eat and drink must needs do, creeping things and vermin spring out of the corruption and rottenness of the excrement, and these entering into the bowels of him, his body is consumed...the ordeal lasted 17 days"
 
2020-10-28 10:47:00 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: NeoCortex42: [Fark user image 425x274]

Forrrrrrr what?

He never does mention that part.


Taylor was one of the people involved in putting children in cages.  His role was to invent stories to obscure their cruelty.  That seems like a good reason to arrest him to me, but I don't think that's what Donnie had in mind.

Personally, I hope this attempt by Taylor to launder his reputation results in making sure far more people become aware of his role than would have been otherwise.  farking scumbag.
 
2020-10-28 10:47:46 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Never heard of him... off the top of my head his C.V. ... I imagine...


It's some weird anti-Dunning-Kruger effect. I know nothing which means a little bit about everything. I think?
 
2020-10-28 10:49:06 PM  

Spice Must Flow: There is some meta-humor with Anonymous publicly revealing their private identity, and having so many people say, "Who?"


This.

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2020-10-28 10:50:34 PM  

Spice Must Flow: There is some meta-humor with Anonymous publicly revealing their private identity, and having so many people say, "Who?"


He was chief of staff for the head of the DHS, so he was low-profile but knows where all the bodies are buried. He also worked in Gestapo HQ and helped defend the Muslim Ban and family separation, so he's no hero and can FOAD.
 
2020-10-28 10:53:32 PM  
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RIP
 
2020-10-28 10:56:35 PM  

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