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(CNN)   Ralph Northam (D-VA) signs legislation ending no-knock warrants   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 9:18:12 PM  
12 votes:
I first read that as no-knock weddings.
 
2020-10-29 1:15:03 AM  
10 votes:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes da police, open up!
 
2020-10-29 1:13:42 AM  
10 votes:

aleister_greynight: OptimisticCynicism: Wait a sec - a legit reform in this year or protest? What the hell is wrong with this world?

Electing Democratic governors (and legislatures) can cause crazy shiat to happen.  Why I hear they elected a Democratic governor in KY and they got healthcare.


Another victory for Venezuela-style socialism.
 
2020-10-29 3:18:22 AM  
7 votes:

Pinnacle Point: I first read that as no-knock weddings.


*flashbang* Get on one knee!  GET ON ONE F*CKING KNEE!!  Now slowly reach into your coat pocket and pull out the ring box.  I SAID SLOWLY!!!
 
2020-10-29 1:23:01 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-29 1:26:43 AM  
3 votes:

Pinnacle Point: I first read that as no-knock weddings.


Isn't that the pre-shotgun wedding?
 
2020-10-28 9:57:34 PM  
3 votes:
He signed the legislature?
 
2020-10-29 7:41:48 AM  
1 vote:

Pinnacle Point: I first read that as no-knock weddings.


I believe that is what we have been doing in Yemen and Pakistan.
 
2020-10-29 2:18:20 AM  
1 vote:
Defund and abolish
 
2020-10-29 2:06:22 AM  
1 vote:
Great, then that settles the Breonna Taylor thing, then!
 
2020-10-29 1:59:40 AM  
1 vote:
[googles "D-VA Ralph"]

Well then...
 
2020-10-29 1:31:13 AM  
1 vote:
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Police?

Police who?

Yeah, we have to announce ourselves now; we can't just barge in and shoot everyone any more.
 
2020-10-29 1:31:02 AM  
1 vote:

VanillaEnvelope: bLaCkFaCe!


You should try finding old blackface pictures of more governors. It apparently leads to results.
 
2020-10-29 1:09:23 AM  
1 vote:

OptimisticCynicism: Wait a sec - a legit reform in this year or protest? What the hell is wrong with this world?


Electing Democratic governors (and legislatures) can cause crazy shiat to happen.  Why I hear they elected a Democratic governor in KY and they got healthcare.
 
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