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(HelenaIR.com)   Have it your way at Burger King, unless your way involves brandishing a machete   (helenair.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 7:45:12 PM  
Burger King and crazy people trifecta in play?
 
2020-10-28 10:59:26 PM  
So they spent hours negotiating with a machete wielding man and didn't just gun him down?

Hmmm.  Hmm.
 
2020-10-28 10:59:53 PM  
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2020-10-28 11:06:59 PM  
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2020-10-28 11:12:59 PM  
Can you still get busy in the bathroom?
 
2020-10-28 11:35:31 PM  
No subby.  Have it your way especially if you're brandishing a machete.  You think some minimum wage schlub wants a machete wound.  Just give him the food, that's punishment enough.
 
2020-10-28 11:59:59 PM  
holy smokes. thanks for not killing the poor guy.
 
2020-10-29 12:35:59 AM  
He must have been wearing a shirt. You know those who wield a machete in public mean business particularly if they are NOT wearing a shirt.
 
2020-10-29 12:43:37 AM  

doomjesse: You think some minimum wage schlub wants a machete wound.  Just give him the food, that's punishment enough.


Hell the manager would be phoning them in the hospital badgering them.

"You're still coming in tomorrow right?"

"You're not gonna make me re-do the schedule are you? I thought you were a team player."
 
2020-10-29 12:49:33 AM  

AgentKGB: doomjesse: You think some minimum wage schlub wants a machete wound.  Just give him the food, that's punishment enough.

Hell the manager would be phoning them in the hospital badgering them.

"You're still coming in tomorrow right?"

"You're not gonna make me re-do the schedule are you? I thought you were a team player."


But if he worked for Gus Fring, he would get the rest of the week off and all his medical bills paid for.

And machete guy would wind up dying in custody and anyone who knows him would mysteriously disappear.
 
2020-10-29 12:58:43 AM  

AgentKGB: doomjesse: You think some minimum wage schlub wants a machete wound.  Just give him the food, that's punishment enough.

Hell the manager would be phoning them in the hospital badgering them.

"You're still coming in tomorrow right?"

"You're not gonna make me re-do the schedule are you? I thought you were a team player."


Only because the franchisee is breathing down their neck to increase efficiency and avoid overstaffing because if they can't bring the numbers up they're going to have to sell because my business partner's broker's co-broker is trying to convince the landlord to sell due to the lease being up soon, and a new landlord will jack up the rent so that the franchisee either sells or goes out of business, and they'll bulldoze the place and put in a Starbucks which will pay higher rent.

Capitalism is grinding minimum wage schlubs under the heel of its boot every day.
 
2020-10-29 12:20:41 PM  
The past 10 times I've gone to burger king and asked for sauce, they've said "okay."  I tell them "2 buffalo sauces."  They say okay.  Then I get to the window and there's no sauce in the bag.  I was just talking to you 30 seconds ago!  You said okay!  Then I say, "I need two sauces."  And they say "okay" and hand me ONE FREAKING SAUCE.  So I gotta ask again.

Maybe this guy has the right idea.
 
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