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(Jerusalem Post)   Now that peace has broken out in the Middle East Iran vows to liberate the Golan Heights from Israel just in time for ski season   (jpost.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 4:38:03 PM  
Iran must've just gotten next quarter's economic forecast.
 
2020-10-28 10:13:59 PM  
So... no " Trump miracle in the ME" this year"?

Dang, Jared you were this close.

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2020-10-28 10:14:37 PM  
Sure. They're going to risk nuclear war over a few craft vineyards. I don't think so.
 
2020-10-28 10:16:55 PM  
Of course, Iran is also six weeks from having the bomb, just like they have been for the last 10 years.
Riiiiiight.
Bebe gots to Bebe.
 
2020-10-28 10:18:54 PM  
Once trump has crippled the United States power and influence in the region Israel is really going to regret not working towards a real peace deal that wasn't just a big fark you to the other party to the "deal". When your surrounded by countries who either A) hate you or B) are only allies because the U.S. strong armed em into it, is a bad time to realize you're all alone.
 
2020-10-28 10:18:59 PM  
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2020-10-28 10:22:21 PM  
I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of Dominionists cried out in ecstasy and were suddenly fapping.
 
2020-10-28 10:22:21 PM  
They need to hold off for awhile longer .. Jared hasn't finished patting himself on his back ..
 
2020-10-28 10:22:52 PM  
Season Finale!

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2020-10-28 10:23:23 PM  
I think Syria has enough stuff to deal with internally, they shouldn't really care about the Golan Heights.
 
2020-10-28 10:23:24 PM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: I felt a great disturbance in the Farce, as if millions of Dominionists cried out in ecstasy and were suddenly fapping.


Fark is my personal erotica site
 
2020-10-28 10:26:07 PM  

mikalmd: They need to hold off for awhile longer .. Jared hasn't finished patting himself on his back ..


He would pat himself on the back for negotiating 'peace' between two countries that weren't at war.

I bet I could convince Senegal to not declare war on Norway, but I wouldn't expect farking applause for it.
 
2020-10-28 10:28:01 PM  
Whenever it comes to unrest between Middle Eastern states, the most I can muster up in response is, "Man, fark all of you." There's no one to root for.
 
2020-10-28 10:32:16 PM  
Golan Heights, where a future development was renamed Ramat Trump/Trump Heights. Remember that? The Israeli government formally approved it this past summer.
 
2020-10-28 10:48:13 PM  

quatchi: So... no " Trump miracle in the ME" this year"?

Dang, Jared you were this close.

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Can he still get a Noble prize though?
 
2020-10-28 10:58:03 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Sure. They're going to risk nuclear war over a few craft vineyards. I don't think so.


No idea if it still works this way, but there are/were radar installations in the Golan Heights (according to the person who told me, they're on top of Mt Hermon, which also has a ski resort) that give "sight" all the way into Egypt.

Just because we have planes and missiles and things doesn't mean there isn't still an advantage to holding the high ground.
 
2020-10-28 11:05:40 PM  
I'm sure the international Olympic committee is ministering the situation closely
 
2020-10-28 11:24:13 PM  
I wonder if Iraq has an opinion on that.
 
2020-10-29 5:45:27 AM  
Israel's meddling in our 2016 election kinda makes me not care wtf Iran does to them.
 
2020-10-29 7:16:44 AM  
But Iran already has skiing while Israel does not.
 
2020-10-29 9:22:29 AM  

dryknife: But Iran already has skiing while Israel does not.


Uh, Israel does indeed have a ski resort, and in the area the headline mentions.

How the snow quality looks, year over year, is anyone's guess these days.
 
2020-10-29 10:15:46 AM  
Middle East Iran? SPLITTERS!
 
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