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(NYPost)   One of the Melania Trumps called Joe Biden a socialist or something   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 9:04:43 AM  
Nothing brings the gravitas quite like wheeling out your third wife.
 
2020-10-28 9:07:48 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Nothing brings the gravitas quite like wheeling out your third wife.


She's had wheels installed now? At least she's already equipped with airbags to conform to safety standards.
 
2020-10-28 9:20:41 AM  
The real one or the body double?
 
2020-10-28 9:27:02 AM  
Here's hoping that she spends the rest of her life wrapped in the warm embrace of fiberglass insulation.
 
2020-10-28 9:33:13 AM  
What was she wearing?
 
2020-10-28 9:36:20 AM  
I don't really care what this golddigging idiot says, do you?
 
2020-10-28 9:37:11 AM  
Shut up, you farking turnip. Your husband is a piece of shiat and so are you.
 
2020-10-28 9:39:42 AM  
Maybe they should have all the dopplegangers wear a number around their neck so we can tell them apart.

Was this Melania #1?  #5?
 
2020-10-28 9:49:44 AM  
Fear not. We won't put you in a social prison.
We'll find a nice, for profit one.
 
2020-10-28 9:57:24 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Shut up, you farking turnip. Your husband is a piece of shiat and so are you.


That is cyberbullying. C'mon, wouldn't you rather #BeBest?
 
2020-10-28 9:58:06 AM  
Was she smiling?
Did she hold his hand?
Yes?
Then it wasn't her.
 
2020-10-28 9:59:31 AM  

Jack Sabbath: I don't really care what this golddigging idiot control says, do you?


ftfy
 
2020-10-28 9:59:57 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Marcus Aurelius: Nothing brings the gravitas quite like wheeling out your third wife.

She's had wheels installed now? At least she's already equipped with airbags to conform to safety standards.


If she was Scottish , she'd be worth a damn.

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2020-10-28 10:00:25 AM  
This coming from the Soviet Communist born Stepford Wife, hahahahaha.
 
2020-10-28 10:01:23 AM  

Evil Mackerel: AdmirableSnackbar: Marcus Aurelius: Nothing brings the gravitas quite like wheeling out your third wife.

She's had wheels installed now? At least she's already equipped with airbags to conform to safety standards.

If she was Scottish , she'd be worth a damn.

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2020-10-28 10:01:51 AM  
Melania is opposed to socialism.  She earned all of her money through laborious and unsettling work.  The horrors she's seen...
 
2020-10-28 10:02:02 AM  
Moose and squirrel unavailable for comment, Boris.
 
2020-10-28 10:03:06 AM  
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/Don't curr
 
2020-10-28 10:03:08 AM  

Jack Sabbath: I don't really care what this golddigging idiot says, do you?


Counterpoint: "Who gives a fark about Christmas stuff and decoration?"

// that one spoke to me
 
2020-10-28 10:03:10 AM  
Someone tell the terrible Ava Gabour clone to stop trying to repeat the stupider parts of the RW propaganda narrative in her Natasha Fatalle accent cos it makes their stupid sound even stupider.

/kthxbai
 
2020-10-28 10:03:24 AM  
The parasite's parasite speaks

Well, that'll sway the vote I'm sure
 
2020-10-28 10:03:39 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: The real one or the body double?


This one is fully animatronic, with real hand slapping action.
 
2020-10-28 10:04:17 AM  

OldRod: Maybe they should have all the dopplegangers wear a number around their neck so we can tell them apart.

Was this Melania #1?  #5?


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2020-10-28 10:04:23 AM  
"You are socialist-nick politician - nobody knows socialist like I know socialist"
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2020-10-28 10:04:51 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Jack Sabbath: I don't really care what this golddigging idiot says, do you?

Counterpoint: "Who gives a fark about Christmas stuff and decoration?"

// that one spoke to me


Moreso than her not giving a fark about children in cages in the same conversation?
 
2020-10-28 10:05:01 AM  
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Unimpressed
 
2020-10-28 10:05:04 AM  
Somebody doesn't want their prenup to become worthless.
 
2020-10-28 10:07:15 AM  
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2020-10-28 10:08:15 AM  
Wow, she is just so bad at reading from the Teleprompter.

There is no way in hell she speaks 7 languages. Most people who are proficient in numerous languages speak better English than I do.
 
2020-10-28 10:09:36 AM  
Which is why my husband wants to end social security!!
Cause is soshalizm or something!!
 
2020-10-28 10:10:07 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Dr Dreidel: Jack Sabbath: I don't really care what this golddigging idiot says, do you?

Counterpoint: "Who gives a fark about Christmas stuff and decoration?"

// that one spoke to me

Moreso than her not giving a fark about children in cages in the same conversation?


...yes?

Since I very much agree with her sentiments regarding Christmas, and I very much DO NOT agree with her self-pitying "well, I tried to get that one kid back with his family, but the Liebrul Mendaciousmedia didn't care about that. Also, Obama. Why are they so MEAN to me?" crap.

// I guess "spoke to me" could also mean "got my ire up"
// but being pissed at the First Lady over a matter of policy seems ...misplaced?
// so she's an uncaring asshole griftypants sociopath, but she also hates Christmas
// nobody's a perfect villain, I guess
 
2020-10-28 10:10:50 AM  
I am hitting campaign trail for husband even harder than he hitting me!
 
2020-10-28 10:12:28 AM  
Dancing for her dinner out there.

She's looking down the barrel of the Tuesday afternoon shift at a Estonian strip club/buffet when this scam collapses.
 
2020-10-28 10:12:57 AM  
ah yes looking out for the welfare of the American people by doing things like refusing to negotiate a relief package

ah yes decisive action at the beginning of the pandemic like telling people it would disappear by April like a miracle

and strong, successful, and handsome like

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2020-10-28 10:14:25 AM  
To the charge that "x is a socialist..!", the reasonable person will respond "so..?"

/ To paraphrase (I think) a Farker: the United States is the only country where you can scare and control people by promising to use thei taxes they've paid to help them
 
2020-10-28 10:16:04 AM  

SuburbanCowboy: Wow, she is just so bad at reading from the Teleprompter.

There is no way in hell she speaks 7 languages. Most people who are proficient in numerous languages speak better English than I do.


If you count being able to negotiate the price of a blowjob as "speaking" a language, she does.
 
2020-10-28 10:16:08 AM  
She's a horrible reader. Really stares down the monitor when she reads what they wrote for her to say
 
2020-10-28 10:17:07 AM  

Jacobin: Which is why my husband wants to end social security!!
Cause is soshalizm or something!!


It has the word "social" in it!
 
2020-10-28 10:17:15 AM  

ReluctantLondon: To the charge that "x is a socialist..!", the reasonable person will respond "so..?"


it works with a certain generation and their offspring because it's a loaded word from the cold war. but the aren't reasonable people, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2020-10-28 10:20:06 AM  
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The Real Melania.
 
2020-10-28 10:22:46 AM  
It's like watching a hostage reading their captor's message.
 
2020-10-28 10:25:38 AM  
OOOGA BOOGA!!  and Obama is gonna take your guns!!  (remember that one that we had to listen to for 8 years)  Fear mongering is all the right has. They have no policies other than tax break for the rich and loading the courts with conservative judges.
 
2020-10-28 10:27:03 AM  
There it is. Her true colors. She's as awful as her husband.

There are still too many folks who "feel sorry" for her.  She's an adult and responsible for her own heinous behavior all on her own.
 
2020-10-28 10:31:01 AM  
Be gone, HOTUS, and take your chain-migrating kinfolk with you.
 
2020-10-28 10:32:48 AM  

Jack Sabbath: I don't really care what this golddigging idiot says, do you?


I don't think she does either, I am sure she loves being shoved into the limelight.
 
2020-10-28 10:33:32 AM  
"One of" isn't getting enough love here.
 
2020-10-28 10:33:49 AM  
Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Every Democrat who ever runs for president is a socialist.  Whatever.  Same old stupid shiat from people who don't even know what socialism is.
 
2020-10-28 10:38:50 AM  
I loved how they summed her up in Borat 2.

"Once upon time there was a lowly peasant girl called Milania from shiathole country of Slovenia who dreamed of marrying a rich old man"
 
2020-10-28 10:40:04 AM  
gotta keep that grift going to stay off the streets. If he's out of office, you know the progression is court case after court case, multiple bankruptcy and asset selloffs, possible federal/state time, heart attack/stroke, leaving her with nothing after handling those old balls for years on end.

/good
 
2020-10-28 10:44:12 AM  
Real Melania speaks.  Impersonator Melania speaks.

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