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2020-10-28 9:07:33 AM  
It's not hard. If you can see the size of a conservative man's dick, you can sex chickens.
 
2020-10-28 9:08:59 AM  
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2020-10-28 9:20:09 AM  
How can I get in on this?
 
2020-10-28 9:22:25 AM  

HedlessChickn: How can I get in on this?


Sorry headless, but you can't be choked. Bette luck next life.
 
2020-10-28 9:30:49 AM  
Yeah, but you have to pay off the mob in order to get your union card first.
 
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2020-10-28 9:47:14 AM  
Only if you do it right.
 
2020-10-28 10:07:14 AM  
The last time I did this, somebody called the cops.
 
2020-10-28 10:30:43 AM  
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2020-10-28 10:45:57 AM  
Chicken sexing jobs are all filled, but we do have an opening in hog masturbation.
 
2020-10-28 11:10:00 AM  
The unpleasant part of the job is actually tossing the ones that would grow up roosters into the crushing wheel.
 
2020-10-28 11:28:41 AM  
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2020-10-28 11:29:52 AM  

SwiftFox: The unpleasant part of the job is actually tossing the ones that would grow up roosters into the crushing wheel.


They no longer bother with the hormone implants to make them capons?
 
2020-10-28 11:36:09 AM  

IgG4: Chicken sexing jobs are all filled, but we do have an opening in hog masturbation.


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2020-10-28 11:54:06 AM  
I've met a few of those (lived near Gainesville GA for a while). Let's just say, most of them are special.
 
2020-10-28 12:31:50 PM  
I remember ol' chicken-raping Zeke back in West Virginia

/ mountin' mama, take me home, country roads.
 
2020-10-28 1:13:52 PM  
Once you start, you can't stop.  You got to...keep sexing that chicken.
 
2020-10-28 1:26:26 PM  
I wanna sex you cluck?

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2020-10-28 2:34:45 PM  
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Sexy Time!!
 
2020-10-28 3:38:18 PM  
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2020-10-28 3:42:17 PM  

puffy999: It's not hard. If you can see the size of a conservative man's dick, you can sex chickens.


Yeah but it's almost impossible to tell with liberals . It could go either way .
 
2020-10-28 6:22:14 PM  
They marry the egg candlers.
 
2020-10-28 10:12:25 PM  
Weirdest job: Bingo manager

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