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(The New York Times)   The non-drinking person's guide to the 2020 election   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 10:55:02 AM  
24 votes:
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2020-10-28 2:28:43 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-10-28 8:03:19 AM  
14 votes:
Is it "start drinking"?
 
2020-10-28 2:32:17 PM  
10 votes:
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Doing a bong rip instead?
 
2020-10-28 2:38:57 PM  
9 votes:
either way, this is me on Wednesday...

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2020-10-28 2:41:49 PM  
5 votes:

lolmao500: PirateKing: If Trump wins, I'll start drinking again.

But only until I kill enough brain cells that I can pass as a conservative.

/if you can't beat them, poison your own brain until you can join them.

To be a full time conservative, you need to either beat your wife, rape your daughter or bang your cousin.


My wife can kick my ass, I don't have kids, and I'm only a transplant to Kentucky.
 
2020-10-28 3:07:01 PM  
3 votes:

bobug: PanicAttack: I don't drink wine so I haven't tried that but different types of liquor and beer affect me similarly.

Ok, the phrasing made me giggle...

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2020-10-28 2:39:58 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-28 2:29:05 PM  
3 votes:
If Trump wins, I'll start drinking again.

But only until I kill enough brain cells that I can pass as a conservative.

/if you can't beat them, poison your own brain until you can join them.
 
2020-10-28 2:57:42 PM  
2 votes:

PanicAttack: I don't drink wine so I haven't tried that but different types of liquor and beer affect me similarly.


Ok, the phrasing made me giggle...

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2020-10-28 2:37:25 PM  
2 votes:

40 degree day: I've never been a drinker. Any tips on how to get started?


Watch the election results.
 
2020-10-28 8:07:24 PM  
1 vote:

dericwater: lolmao500: PirateKing: If Trump wins, I'll start drinking again.

But only until I kill enough brain cells that I can pass as a conservative.

/if you can't beat them, poison your own brain until you can join them.

To be a full time conservative, you need to either beat your wife, rape your daughter or bang your cousin.

To be a REAL conservative, you would do all three at the same time.


If you're a REAL conservative, your wife, daughter and cousin are the same person anyway.
 
2020-10-28 2:48:28 PM  
1 vote:

Glorious Golden Ass: otherginger: Zulu_as_Kono: I will have 15 months sober on 11/2. 11/3 is going to be a very long day.

I quit drinking in October 2016.
It has been challenging.
Emergency bottle of Stoli still rests in the freezer.
We'll see how next week goes...

No matter what happens, illegitimi non carborundum.


"crimes can't burn steel beams"?
 
2020-10-28 2:35:11 PM  
1 vote:

40 degree day: I've never been a drinker. Any tips on how to get started?


A good sour mix will go well with most types of hard alcohol.
 
2020-10-28 2:31:08 PM  
1 vote:
OKAY BUT REALLY: WHEN WILL WE KNOW WHO WON?
Unclear.

Patience is a virtue. And isn't the true purpose of election night the friends we made along the way? (No. No, it's not.)


I lol'd.
 
2020-10-28 2:28:37 PM  
1 vote:
I've never been a drinker. Any tips on how to get started?
 
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