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(The New York Times)   The non-drinking person's guide to the 2020 election   ( divider line
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2020-10-28 8:29:09 PM  

englaja: berylman: I'll take name that molecule for 2000 Alex.
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Hey it's better than White Claw or Natty Light

I've been starved of good kava since the only way we can get it in Australia since farking Howard banned commercial importation of it in 2007 is by bringing it in from abroad on your person or buying it from someone who did. And you can imagine how well that is doing this year because of the travel ban. Good news is commercial importation is due to start up again by end of next year. Better news is our state just joined the NZ travel bubble so there's that way of getting it in.

Bingo! Don't tell me I owe you 2k now on a fictional jeopardy question. It's weird that high grade Kava is in no short supply on the east coast of the US and is basically regarded as a herbal supplement.
2020-10-28 8:54:50 PM  

englaja: dericwater: lolmao500: PirateKing: If Trump wins, I'll start drinking again.

But only until I kill enough brain cells that I can pass as a conservative.

/if you can't beat them, poison your own brain until you can join them.

To be a full time conservative, you need to either beat your wife, rape your daughter or bang your cousin.

To be a REAL conservative, you would do all three at the same time.

If you're a REAL conservative, your wife, daughter and cousin are the same person anyway.

That's what I was inferring. Didn't make it clear enough before pressing the Add Comment button.
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