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(NYPost)   If passing out in the bathroom of a restaurant you broke into next to a mop-bucket filled with bottles of booze and a half-eaten cheesecake is wrong, I don't want to be right   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 2:20:17 AM  
What a shame to pass out before you can enjoy the entire cheesecake.
 
2020-10-28 3:08:17 AM  

Biscuit Tin: What a shame to pass out before you can enjoy the entire cheesecake.


My bad.   I don't much care for cheesecake.
 
2020-10-28 3:13:16 AM  
This sure feels like the start of a TFD thread...
 
2020-10-28 3:13:47 AM  
There but for the grace of common sense go us all.
 
2020-10-28 4:53:14 AM  
Unconscious. Alcohol. Hoover. Is this the episode where Woodhouse is trying to clean everything up before Mallory arrives?
 
2020-10-28 5:59:17 AM  
Who among us has never passed out in the bathroom of a restaurant they broke into next to a mop-bucket filled with bottles of booze and a half-eaten cheesecake?
 
2020-10-28 6:01:26 AM  
Challenge Accepted!
 
2020-10-28 6:10:37 AM  
-2 points for not having salty food wrappers around.

Who goes straight for the cheesecake?  You need your beef jerky or chips before you move onto the sweets.

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2020-10-28 6:25:27 AM  
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2020-10-28 7:11:31 AM  

foo monkey: Biscuit Tin: What a shame to pass out before you can enjoy the entire cheesecake.

My bad.   I don't much care for cheesecake.


😠

/
You might be on to something.
I love cheese cake. Always have.
So I've tried a lot of them. Especially all the ones at Cheesecake Factory.
And.
They all suck.
Apparently I only like cherry cheesecake I should say or should I say cherry covered cheesecake?

So maybe that means it's not all that to begin with?
I would think if I like something I'd like different variations of it.
But. No. I only like cherry
 
2020-10-28 7:46:04 AM  
Dad?
 
2020-10-28 8:44:38 AM  

waxbeans: foo monkey: Biscuit Tin: What a shame to pass out before you can enjoy the entire cheesecake.

My bad.   I don't much care for cheesecake.

😠

/
You might be on to something.
I love cheese cake. Always have.
So I've tried a lot of them. Especially all the ones at Cheesecake Factory.
And.
They all suck.
Apparently I only like cherry cheesecake I should say or should I say cherry covered cheesecake?

So maybe that means it's not all that to begin with?
I would think if I like something I'd like different variations of it.
But. No. I only like cherry


Cheesecake sounds like something I should like more. I also keep trying them and realizing I don't like them. I like the lemon or key lime cheesecake, IF they are light and almost fluffy.
 
2020-10-28 8:49:16 AM  
So the plan was
1. Hide in restroom until closing.
2. Have your way with liquor and desert cabinet.
3. Sleep in restroom until morning.
4. Sneak back out with mop bucket full of booze.

Should have known his limit on booze and set an alarm for morning.  Otherwise sounds like a solid plan.  Getting away with the mop bucket would be something to see.
 
2020-10-28 9:00:30 AM  
RTFA, I was thinking of the larger mop buckets and actual booze. Not a 5 quart bucket and beer.

Also, they broke in, so no need to wait for morning since they set the alarm off going in.
 
2020-10-28 9:20:32 AM  
King Missile - The Cheesecake Truck
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2020-10-28 9:30:47 AM  
 
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2020-10-28 10:29:18 AM  

TheGogmagog: waxbeans: foo monkey: Biscuit Tin: What a shame to pass out before you can enjoy the entire cheesecake.

My bad.   I don't much care for cheesecake.

😠

/
You might be on to something.
I love cheese cake. Always have.
So I've tried a lot of them. Especially all the ones at Cheesecake Factory.
And.
They all suck.
Apparently I only like cherry cheesecake I should say or should I say cherry covered cheesecake?

So maybe that means it's not all that to begin with?
I would think if I like something I'd like different variations of it.
But. No. I only like cherry

Cheesecake sounds like something I should like more. I also keep trying them and realizing I don't like them. I like the lemon or key lime cheesecake, IF they are light and almost fluffy.


"light and almost fluffy" describes basically the opposite of cheesecake.

Cheesecake is delicious. Pretty much the only dessert I really like and will go out of my way to acquire.
 
2020-10-28 11:25:57 AM  

Short Victoria's War: [Fark user image image 720x540]


"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial!  Can you say the same?"
 
2020-10-28 12:56:03 PM  
A contenter for headline of the year.
 
2020-10-28 8:11:05 PM  

TheGogmagog: waxbeans: foo monkey: Biscuit Tin: What a shame to pass out before you can enjoy the entire cheesecake.

My bad.   I don't much care for cheesecake.

😠

/
You might be on to something.
I love cheese cake. Always have.
So I've tried a lot of them. Especially all the ones at Cheesecake Factory.
And.
They all suck.
Apparently I only like cherry cheesecake I should say or should I say cherry covered cheesecake?

So maybe that means it's not all that to begin with?
I would think if I like something I'd like different variations of it.
But. No. I only like cherry

Cheesecake sounds like something I should like more. I also keep trying them and realizing I don't like them. I like the lemon or key lime cheesecake, IF they are light and almost fluffy.


That is how I feel about it too. But with cherry cheesecake.
 
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