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(Mediaite)   Well, this ought to make Trump's head spin like a top   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2020-10-28 1:45:50 AM  
He'll just have the FCC cancel their license.
 
2020-10-28 6:38:46 AM  
Wheeee! More media consolidation!
 
2020-10-28 8:36:02 AM  
Fox Business senior correspondent Charles Gasparino revealed there is "hot and heavy" speculation on Wall Street that billionaire Amazon CEO and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos is interested in buying CNN.

Hot and heavy?  This is fanfiction.
 
2020-10-28 9:14:54 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Fox Business senior correspondent Charles Gasparino revealed there is "hot and heavy" speculation on Wall Street that billionaire Amazon CEO and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos is interested in buying CNN.

Hot and heavy?  This is fanfiction.


Maybe a pointed suggestion. Fox wants the price of media companies driven up by billionaires using them as their own PR companies (like Murdoch and Disney do).
 
2020-10-28 9:27:42 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Fox Business senior correspondent Charles Gasparino revealed there is "hot and heavy" speculation on Wall Street that billionaire Amazon CEO and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos is interested in buying CNN.



Hot and heavy?  This is fanfiction.


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2020-10-28 10:14:17 AM  
If I had more money than God like Bezos, I'd just buy Fox News...no matter how much it costs, and shut that biatch down and turn it into universal cable access.
 
2020-10-28 11:01:03 AM  

hotrod2001: If I had more money than God like Bezos, I'd just buy Fox News...no matter how much it costs, and shut that biatch down and turn it into universal cable access.


No, not a quick shutdown.

Buy it and make all their existing personalities sign long term contracts. Then slowly bend the reporting to drive them insane. Occasionally sprinkle in features about amazing immigrant minority lesbians getting awards from
Barack Obama. Put subliminal images onscreen of Trumps in prison uniforms. And occasionally freeze the images so their aging ignorant base will think their TV is broken.
 
2020-10-28 11:01:15 AM  

hotrod2001: If I had more money than God like Bezos, I'd just buy Fox News...no matter how much it costs, and shut that biatch down and turn it into universal cable access.


Exactly what I came here to say.
 
2020-10-28 12:57:25 PM  
I'd rather he bought Fox News, then razed it and salted the ground.
 
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