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2020-10-28 3:07:47 AM  
(Overheard in the White House Executive* Residence) :

DAMMIT BARRON !!!  Stop pissing around with the website !
Now, change the password (AGAIN) to something easy for me to remember !
 
2020-10-28 3:20:12 AM  

Driver: (Overheard in the White House Executive* Residence) :

DAMMIT BARRON !!!  Stop pissing around with the website !
Now, change the password (AGAIN) to something easy for me to remember !


(addendum)

(Later that night in the Executive* Residense...)

Trump: BARRON ! Did you change the website password like I told you ?
Barron: Yeah Dad, I did.
Trump: What is it ?
Barron: Simple, it's the last four digits of Pi
Trump: Pie ? Key Lime or Cherry ?
Barron: No Dad, your favorite... McDonald's Baked Apple Pie ®
Trump: *GASP !* OMG! #3 scoops tonite !
 
2020-10-28 6:32:56 AM  
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2020-10-28 6:38:05 AM  
Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... GOD.
 
2020-10-28 6:39:23 AM  

Driver: (Overheard in the White House Executive* Residence) :

DAMMIT BARRON !!!  Stop pissing around with the website !
Now, change the password (AGAIN) to something easy for me to remember !


Like his Twitter password of MAGA2020!
 
2020-10-28 6:43:06 AM  

tommyl66: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... GOD.


auth user pass secret

Story checks out.
 
2020-10-28 6:44:52 AM  

tommyl66: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... GOD.


...so would your holiness care to change her password?
 
2020-10-28 6:47:04 AM  
"by hackers claiming to have evidence of him trying to manipulate the election"

Evidence? They're fairly overt and blithe about it.
 
2020-10-28 6:47:15 AM  

agent00pi: tommyl66: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... GOD.

auth user pass secret

Story checks out.


If it wasn't for Angelina Jolie, I'd never forgive that movie being made...

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2020-10-28 6:50:51 AM  
Turns out his password was actually COOTYS RAT SEMEN
 
2020-10-28 6:55:27 AM  

tommyl66: Turns out his password was actually COOTYS RAT SEMEN


Iv@nka69
 
2020-10-28 7:02:21 AM  
I<3Kim
 
2020-10-28 7:04:20 AM  

ongbok: tommyl66: Turns out his password was actually COOTYS RAT SEMEN

Iv@nka69


Setec astronomy.
 
2020-10-28 7:12:05 AM  
There was another article in the queue about this where the campaign stated that no user data was compromised. I took that as all the data was compromised.
 
2020-10-28 7:12:09 AM  

NINEv2: ongbok: tommyl66: Turns out his password was actually COOTYS RAT SEMEN

Iv@nka69

Setec astronomy.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2020-10-28 7:14:56 AM  
The message reportedly said the world "has had enough fake news spread daily by the president ... it is time to allow the world to know the truth."

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2020-10-28 7:18:10 AM  
Trump got his Twitter account hacked recently. The hacker was ethical and didn't do any harm, but when asked how he did it he said he just tried some basic passwords and got in on the 5th try. Trumps password was: maga2020
 
2020-10-28 7:31:25 AM  

ScrimBoy: There was another article in the queue about this where the campaign stated that no user data was compromised. I took that as all the data was compromised.


Good for you
 
2020-10-28 7:34:43 AM  

tommyl66: Turns out his password was actually COOTYS RAT SEMEN


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Woah
 
2020-10-28 7:35:19 AM  
Either the idiots let this happen by accident or on purpose to perpetuate the Real Victim Here narrative.

If by accident then they have stolen a gold mine.

A virtual treasure trove.

A list of the stupidest people in America with money to burn.
 
2020-10-28 7:42:25 AM  
ManWomanPersonCameraTV
 
2020-10-28 7:43:57 AM  
I would like to know more about these "wild, unfounded claims about foreign interference and coronavirus".
 
2020-10-28 7:44:29 AM  

tommyl66: Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly-used passwords. Now, then, as I so meticulously pointed out, the four most-used passwords are: love, sex, secret, and... GOD.


how is that even possible?

those passwords are not at least 8 characters long, have no numbers, no uppercase letters, no special characters, no characters from a shakespeare play and contain letters from your last name.
 
2020-10-28 7:55:32 AM  

Private_Citizen: Trump got his Twitter account hacked recently. The hacker was ethical and didn't do any harm, but when asked how he did it he said he just tried some basic passwords and got in on the 5th try. Trumps password was: maga2020


Link Yes, it really happened and his password was maga2020!
 
2020-10-28 8:01:22 AM  
Hey subby,
Cybercriminals not hackers. There is a big difference.
 
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2020-10-28 8:05:03 AM  

Private_Citizen: Private_Citizen: Trump got his Twitter account hacked recently. The hacker was ethical and didn't do any harm, but when asked how he did it he said he just tried some basic passwords and got in on the 5th try. Trumps password was: maga2020

Link Yes, it really happened and his password was maga2020!


Well, you know, the campaign is run by people with Dunning-Kruger.  I am sure it is probably using some 2005 version of IIS.  Unpatched because patching is dangerous to security.  Why use free open source Apache when you can spend $10,000 and have a slow server!
 
2020-10-28 8:08:25 AM  
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His password was TrumpRocks2020?!?
 
2020-10-28 8:09:47 AM  
Let me guess, he needs everyone to send him their credit card information again and at 12:01am on Nov 4th every card will be charged the max possible with the money "stolen" and placed in an offshore account run by David Dennison of address unknown on the Black Sea coast.
 
2020-10-28 8:13:15 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Hey subby,
Cybercriminals not hackers. There is a big difference.


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2020-10-28 8:27:32 AM  
Hackers?

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2020-10-28 8:32:06 AM  
password was covfefe

has changed--the new one is bigly
 
2020-10-28 8:33:42 AM  
how could this have happened?!

No one could have guessed!

Meanwhile....

Login: Guest

Password: Guest
 
2020-10-28 8:35:17 AM  
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2020-10-28 8:40:40 AM  
snarklies?

Dammit, now I'd better change all my passwords.
 
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2020-10-28 8:41:52 AM  

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His password was TrumpRocks2020?!?


More secure than that!

TrumpRocks2020swordfish
 
2020-10-28 8:42:03 AM  

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One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!
 
2020-10-28 8:43:24 AM  
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2020-10-28 8:44:23 AM  
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2020-10-28 8:50:07 AM  
"spreaded"?
 
2020-10-28 9:02:30 AM  
Hacker...
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...in chief
 
2020-10-28 9:05:42 AM  
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2020-10-28 9:13:06 AM  

jtown: Hackers?

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Some weird artifacts popping up on that photo.
 
2020-10-28 10:27:21 AM  
I do not know what Trumpy's official website is.  And I am not asking anyone to post it here because I don't want it to get any more views.

I mention this because I went to look it up.  I wanted to see what technology it runs on, and why it was so easy to hack.  The only sites that I could find, using a Google search, were simply campaign contribution and merchandise sites.

Either that is really all there is, or the official campaign site is difficult to find. In either case, that is completely absurd.  How on Earth is the official site difficult to find?!  That should be super easy!!!
 
2020-10-28 10:46:08 AM  
Biden referring to Trump as George is also funny, as well as the butt crack session by Hunter.
 
2020-10-28 11:16:47 AM  

169th Cousin: Hacker...
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...in chief


No wonder he insists on raking the forests, he's got experience in that field.
 
2020-10-28 11:23:29 AM  
Scott/Tiger rears its ugly head again!
 
2020-10-28 2:07:39 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Hey subby,
Cybercriminals not hackers. There is a big difference.


Probably not even that. Whoever owned the registration probably neglected to renew it, and someone swooped in at 1 second after it was available and bought it. Happened with another site and the person who bought it turned it into an anti-trump site.
It's not "hacking" if you don't pay your bill.
 
2020-10-28 2:41:09 PM  
Wait, cryptocurrancy scam? So, the Orange Hairball wants some deniability about (illegally) taking money out of his own campaign?
 
2020-10-28 4:51:31 PM  
Are the scammers asking for ~$1.1b in order to not release the information?
 
2020-10-29 2:03:43 AM  

inglixthemad: tommyl66: Turns out his password was actually COOTYS RAT SEMEN

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Woah


Ashford? Wow, I haven't watched that in years.
 
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