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(The Hill)   White House science advisor issues a press release that lists "ending the COVID-19 pandemic" as the top accomplishment of President Trump's first term. Why yes, the 7-day average for new cases IS 70,000/day and that IS a record, why do you ask?   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-10-27 4:30:37 PM  
Declaring victory midway through the 4th quarter, your QB and WRs are sidelined with injuries, you're down by 30 and you're punting from your own 2 yd line?
Okay.
 
2020-10-27 4:34:10 PM  

Pinner: Declaring victory midway through the 4th quarter, your QB and WRs are sidelined with injuries, you're down by 30 and you're punting from your own 2 yd line?
Okay.


More like declaring yourself World Champions of Baseball with a 0-162 record.
 
2020-10-27 4:36:28 PM  

Pinner: Declaring victory midway through the 4th quarter, your QB and WRs are sidelined with injuries, you're down by 30 and you're punting from your own 2 yd line?
Okay.


It happened to the Houston Oilers so it could happen to Covid, right?
 
2020-10-27 4:36:58 PM  
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2020-10-27 4:42:21 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Pinner: Declaring victory midway through the 4th quarter, your QB and WRs are sidelined with injuries, you're down by 30 and you're punting from your own 2 yd line?
Okay.

More like declaring yourself World Champions of Baseball with a 0-162 record.


Since they refuse to actually participate in ending the pandemic....

More like declaring yourself World Series winner but you don't play baseball, you're a busboy at Denny's.
 
2020-10-27 4:45:45 PM  
The Director of the Office of Science and Technology is a meteorologist.

This explains SO MUCH.
 
2020-10-27 4:47:03 PM  

WickerNipple: The Director of the Office of Science and Technology is a meteorologist.

This explains SO MUCH.


He must be the one who gave Trump the Sharpie.
 
2020-10-27 4:48:24 PM  
Biden better win big next week. I can't take four more years of this relentless gaslighting.
 
2020-10-27 4:49:49 PM  

WickerNipple: The Director of the Office of Science and Technology is a meteorologist.

This explains SO MUCH.


And every day it's the same.

Forecast: 100% chance of shiat storm.
 
2020-10-27 4:56:13 PM  

Nah'mean: Biden better win big next week. I can't take four more years of this relentless gaslighting.


If Trump wins again, we will never have another legitimate election in this country until we have an actual revolution.
 
2020-10-27 5:10:03 PM  
Misshun Ackompleshed?
 
2020-10-27 5:10:07 PM  
Jesus Fracking Christ
Yesterday, they said it has to run its course
Now today, it is over

Clue meets less
 
2020-10-27 5:13:37 PM  
Seven more days.
 
2020-10-27 5:16:51 PM  
Who do they think they're convincing with this? Honest question.
 
2020-10-27 5:21:50 PM  
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Watch it on Hulu. But not before bed, because you will be too angry to sleep.
 
2020-10-27 5:34:07 PM  
He ended the COVID Pandemic.  It's official been upgraded to the COVID Total farking Disaster.
 
2020-10-27 5:34:38 PM  
"Trump's testicles taste like cotton candy and LOVE! They're the best balls I've ever had in my mouth!"
 
2020-10-27 5:34:42 PM  
Did he seriously say Trump ended COVID-19?
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2020-10-27 5:34:54 PM  
Win or lose, I predict that he'll try to cut back on testing and testing reporting.
 
2020-10-27 5:35:08 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Pinner: Declaring victory midway through the 4th quarter, your QB and WRs are sidelined with injuries, you're down by 30 and you're punting from your own 2 yd line?
Okay.

More like declaring yourself World Champions of Baseball with a 0-162 record.


Hey now.   You can't be defeated if you forfeit each game.   Or something.

/Republican logic
 
2020-10-27 5:35:56 PM  
It is what it is.
 
2020-10-27 5:36:08 PM  
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2020-10-27 5:36:36 PM  
the Germans did the same thing after they bombed Pearl Harbor.
 
2020-10-27 5:36:53 PM  
Ending it means ending testing and ending ever talking about it again.
 
2020-10-27 5:37:23 PM  
They're right, it's no longer a pandemic in the US.  It's endemic.
 
2020-10-27 5:37:34 PM  
so the same old republican "winning". I guess America will still be mired in COVID 20 years from now
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2020-10-27 5:38:32 PM  
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2020-10-27 5:39:06 PM  
This is setting the stage for the narrative when Trump loses. He will claim "Your favorite President (me!) got rid of COVID, but because of Unfair Biased Media and Widespread Democrat Election Fraud, Sleepy Joe brought it all back".

We may get Trump out of the White House, but we will not be rid of Trump.
 
2020-10-27 5:39:23 PM  

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I smarted your comment because I couldn't sad it.
 
2020-10-27 5:39:37 PM  
Mission Accomplished!
 
2020-10-27 5:39:44 PM  
There's hubris, then there's this.
 
2020-10-27 5:39:49 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Pinner: Declaring victory midway through the 4th quarter, your QB and WRs are sidelined with injuries, you're down by 30 and you're punting from your own 2 yd line?
Okay.

More like declaring yourself World Champions of Baseball with a 0-162 record.


Let's go Bucs!
 
2020-10-27 5:39:58 PM  

weddingsinger: Nah'mean: Biden better win big next week. I can't take four more years of this relentless gaslighting.

If Trump wins again, we will never have another legitimate election in this country until we have an actual revolution.


Which will hopefully begin within 30 seconds of Trump claiming victory


I already got my fascist bashing gear at the ready
 
2020-10-27 5:40:10 PM  

theToadMan: so the same old republican "winning". I guess America will still be mired in COVID 20 years from now
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D'Oh!
 
2020-10-27 5:40:31 PM  
I knew the gaslighting would get extreme in the last week of the campaign, but this is beyond even what I thought they'd say.

"So yeah, Mr. Science Advisor here. COVID is over, Trump ended it. Everything's good now"
"Ummmmm no it's not. It's worse than ever"
"Everyone knows it's over. CRAZY MAN, CRAZY MAN, EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CRAZY MAN"

/this is our lives now
 
2020-10-27 5:41:20 PM  
Crazy how the lies are just totally bald faced these days.  Totally no farks given territory. And his sycophants believe it, or claim to because it "owns the libs" or something. This is why it's a waste of time to address them or speak with them, they think it's funny when the say "The virus is over" and you retort "250,000 Americans are dead, and you think it's a good thing?" and they go "Hahaha, you're so triggered dumb lib."

Then you kind of wonder what kind of person you're dealing with. Someone who's so callous that someone's dead mother, wife, grandmother, brother, sibling, is an excuse to laugh in your face because empathy is weakness.

And you realize, they're psychotic. And it's a cult.
 
2020-10-27 5:41:56 PM  

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Wait a minute, don't you understand?  IT'S OVER! He fixed it!

STOP DYING, DAMMIT! YOU'RE MAKING OUR LEADER LOOK BAD!
 
2020-10-27 5:42:41 PM  

shastacola: Seven more days.


I'm not celebrating until Dec 14th.
 
2020-10-27 5:44:36 PM  
This needs an update.

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2020-10-27 7:21:17 PM  
Don't believe the lying fake news media, or your lying eyes, or your lying Uncle Charlie who is in the hospital on a ventilator (he's part of the conspiracy). Believe in Trump. Your faith shall set you free.
 
2020-10-28 6:24:15 PM  
I just finished eating this carton of ice cream, said the man putting the mostly full carton back in the freezer, knowing goddamn well he'd be in it again an hour later.
 
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