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2020-10-27 7:58:04 PM  
30 votes:
"She received a letter on Sunday saying she has 30 days to remove the decorations."

Sure thing hoa dude.
 
2020-10-27 8:44:12 PM  
18 votes:
tfa: the decorations are "offensively positioned."

Hahahahahaha
 
2020-10-27 11:20:19 PM  
12 votes:
"I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard."
 
2020-10-27 11:09:07 PM  
12 votes:
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2020-10-28 1:51:48 AM  
6 votes:
Not unusual to see poll workers on an election year.
 
2020-10-27 10:32:36 PM  
6 votes:

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


I said the same thing. Then I got a new neighbor.

Now I would gladly move to a house with strict city regulations + HOA
 
2020-10-27 10:37:42 PM  
5 votes:
Those are great and all. But they're not the Death Wedding that's about 10 miles from me....

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2020-10-27 10:12:25 PM  
4 votes:

beezeltown: They have 30 days to comply. So take them down around Thanksgiving.

Then reassemble them a few days later for the Christmas version.

/fuggahda H oh Aaa


Set them up in a full monty pose with strategically placed Santa hats.
 
2020-10-27 9:20:10 PM  
4 votes:
They have 30 days to comply. So take them down around Thanksgiving.

Then reassemble them a few days later for the Christmas version.

/fuggahda H oh Aaa
 
2020-10-28 12:52:51 AM  
3 votes:

berylman: This inspires me to make a profane erotic exhibit of giant gummy bears now.
[Fark user image image 300x168] What are they going to do, kick me out of the country club? How bad could it possibly be?


You'll get a head start if you use these ones.


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2020-10-28 12:18:24 AM  
3 votes:
First time the stripper hasn't had a heart of gold.
 
2020-10-27 11:19:14 PM  
3 votes:
This inspires me to make a profane erotic exhibit of giant gummy bears now.
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What are they going to do, kick me out of the country club? How bad could it possibly be?
 
2020-10-27 11:03:01 PM  
3 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

I said the same thing. Then I got a new neighbor.

Now I would gladly move to a house with strict city regulations + HOA


You again with this neighbor.  And your allergic wife right? Maybe you are the bad neighbor.  Mind blown. I know.
 
2020-10-27 10:56:59 PM  
3 votes:
Put Pilgrim hats on them after Halloween and then Santa hats after that just to spite them.
 
2020-10-27 10:47:24 PM  
3 votes:
If I'm not seeing bush, I don't consider it "bare all". farking kids not wanting to see grown women with pubes.
 
2020-10-28 2:35:50 PM  
2 votes:
30 days to comply? And here I'll bet they were going to take them down before next weekend, but I'll bet they leave them until almost T-day.
 
2020-10-28 12:28:53 AM  
2 votes:
Someone has obviously stolen the firefighter helmets: f'ing HOA perverts, everything is sexual, think of the children with them

'Your display is encouraging children to climb on the roof.'
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But it's OK to stick an overweight pedo with housebreaking tendencies and his flea infested rats with long legs up there?
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2020-10-28 12:43:59 PM  
1 vote:
How tasteless and fun! God Bless. It's what Halloween is all about:  sexy skeleton costumes! Or as I call them, Super Models.
 
2020-10-28 11:03:39 AM  
1 vote:

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


I would never not want to live with one.
 
2020-10-28 7:55:14 AM  
1 vote:

maxandgrinch: Your display is encouraging children to climb on the roof.'


...and giving them an idea of the consequences, all in one magical display.

Makes me wonder how my friends and I survived our childhoods without dying or being abducted by preverts. Closest we ever came was when one of my friends got offered $10 to let some guy smell his bicycle seat. He just pedaled away, rapidly.
 
2020-10-28 4:17:56 AM  
1 vote:

Nexzus: On a side note, 406 stories left until 11,000,000. I assume that one is in the queue already. Will they spring it during the [western hemisphere] overnight?


It hit around 2am and got (I assume temporarily) redlit. I assume once Drew wakes up it'll come to life.

I've also used his bolded name in 3 threads now, in case it works like Beetlejuice.
 
2020-10-28 12:24:44 AM  
1 vote:
They were selling full-sized skeletons here that can be posed, and I just walk on by.  Clearly I lacked the inspiration that these people had.  Maybe next year...
 
2020-10-27 11:55:39 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like yoga to me.

- Sofa
 
2020-10-27 11:23:50 PM  
1 vote:
On a side note, 406 stories left until 11,000,000. I assume that one is in the queue already. Will they spring it during the [western hemisphere] overnight?
 
2020-10-27 11:00:07 PM  
1 vote:

Fark_Guy_Rob: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

I said the same thing. Then I got a new neighbor.

Now I would gladly move to a house with strict city regulations + HOA


I'd still rather put up with a weird hoarder neighbor. Done it more than once already. But I'd rather not live in a "managed" Stepford-wife community that doesn't like my choice of bird feeder or threaten me with fines for a missing shingle.

That said, does being an "NFL game streaker" count as a costume?
 
2020-10-27 8:54:10 PM  
1 vote:
I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA
 
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