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2020-10-27 7:58:04 PM  
"She received a letter on Sunday saying she has 30 days to remove the decorations."

Sure thing hoa dude.
 
2020-10-27 8:44:12 PM  
tfa: the decorations are "offensively positioned."

Hahahahahaha
 
2020-10-27 8:54:10 PM  
I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA
 
2020-10-27 9:20:10 PM  
They have 30 days to comply. So take them down around Thanksgiving.

Then reassemble them a few days later for the Christmas version.

/fuggahda H oh Aaa
 
2020-10-27 10:12:25 PM  

beezeltown: They have 30 days to comply. So take them down around Thanksgiving.

Then reassemble them a few days later for the Christmas version.

/fuggahda H oh Aaa


Set them up in a full monty pose with strategically placed Santa hats.
 
2020-10-27 10:32:36 PM  

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


I said the same thing. Then I got a new neighbor.

Now I would gladly move to a house with strict city regulations + HOA
 
2020-10-27 10:33:06 PM  
"We bare all" is the tag line for a strip club/truck stop/breakfast diner in Gainesville.

It's still on my bucket list to visit just because

Also, f*ck HOAs
 
2020-10-27 10:37:42 PM  
Those are great and all. But they're not the Death Wedding that's about 10 miles from me....

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2020-10-27 10:41:44 PM  

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


They think it will keep the dark people out
 
2020-10-27 10:43:54 PM  

Hey Nurse!: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

They think it will keep the dark people out


Shhhhh.  You're supposed to say, "protects property values."
Or
"Handles unruly neighbors"
 
2020-10-27 10:47:24 PM  
If I'm not seeing bush, I don't consider it "bare all". farking kids not wanting to see grown women with pubes.
 
2020-10-27 10:49:54 PM  
Read the CC&Rs before you put in an offer. If you buy, go to the farking meetings or stop complaining
 
2020-10-27 10:56:59 PM  
Put Pilgrim hats on them after Halloween and then Santa hats after that just to spite them.
 
2020-10-27 11:00:07 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

I said the same thing. Then I got a new neighbor.

Now I would gladly move to a house with strict city regulations + HOA


I'd still rather put up with a weird hoarder neighbor. Done it more than once already. But I'd rather not live in a "managed" Stepford-wife community that doesn't like my choice of bird feeder or threaten me with fines for a missing shingle.

That said, does being an "NFL game streaker" count as a costume?
 
2020-10-27 11:03:01 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

I said the same thing. Then I got a new neighbor.

Now I would gladly move to a house with strict city regulations + HOA


You again with this neighbor.  And your allergic wife right? Maybe you are the bad neighbor.  Mind blown. I know.
 
2020-10-27 11:04:34 PM  

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


They think the HOA will keep their neighborhood white. They're right.
 
2020-10-27 11:09:07 PM  
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2020-10-27 11:16:53 PM  
fark em if they can't take a joke.
 
2020-10-27 11:19:14 PM  
This inspires me to make a profane erotic exhibit of giant gummy bears now.
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What are they going to do, kick me out of the country club? How bad could it possibly be?
 
2020-10-27 11:20:19 PM  
"I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard."
 
2020-10-27 11:23:13 PM  
I remember when there used to be regular evolution threads on FARK. I wonder how long before the HOA threads also go the way of the dinosaur.

/pun intended
 
2020-10-27 11:23:50 PM  
On a side note, 406 stories left until 11,000,000. I assume that one is in the queue already. Will they spring it during the [western hemisphere] overnight?
 
2020-10-27 11:52:34 PM  

picodenico: Those are great and all. But they're not the Death Wedding that's about 10 miles from me....

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What's the one in the rainbow dress supposed to be?
 
2020-10-27 11:55:39 PM  
Looks like yoga to me.

- Sofa
 
2020-10-28 12:18:24 AM  
First time the stripper hasn't had a heart of gold.
 
2020-10-28 12:24:44 AM  
They were selling full-sized skeletons here that can be posed, and I just walk on by.  Clearly I lacked the inspiration that these people had.  Maybe next year...
 
2020-10-28 12:28:53 AM  
Someone has obviously stolen the firefighter helmets: f'ing HOA perverts, everything is sexual, think of the children with them

'Your display is encouraging children to climb on the roof.'
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But it's OK to stick an overweight pedo with housebreaking tendencies and his flea infested rats with long legs up there?
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2020-10-28 12:52:19 AM  
"Stop liking what we don't like!"
 
2020-10-28 12:52:51 AM  

berylman: This inspires me to make a profane erotic exhibit of giant gummy bears now.
[Fark user image image 300x168] What are they going to do, kick me out of the country club? How bad could it possibly be?


You'll get a head start if you use these ones.


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2020-10-28 12:54:33 AM  

maxandgrinch: Someone has obviously stolen the firefighter helmets: f'ing HOA perverts, everything is sexual, think of the children with them

'Your display is encouraging children to climb on the roof.'
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But it's OK to stick an overweight pedo with housebreaking tendencies and his flea infested rats with long legs up there?
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Dude who touched you in what special place, I mean you know Santa (feminine) is really the first trans right?

But what I dont see are the missing implants...

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2020-10-28 12:55:31 AM  
Fark 'em... in 30 days it'll be Christmas decorations anyway so nice job wasting time and energy,  HOA morons.
 
2020-10-28 12:56:39 AM  
Pretty smart on the HOA they do what the old prude who complained wanted  with out having to really enforce it as it will in all likelihood begone before the deadline.
 
2020-10-28 1:51:48 AM  
Not unusual to see poll workers on an election year.
 
2020-10-28 1:55:14 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
In other news, fark IS my personal erotic site.
 
2020-10-28 2:05:41 AM  
I think we might be missing the story behind the story here.

First, yes HOA's are pretty horrific.

But, there are a couple things that I picked up on in reading this article.  While the homeowner said nobody complained and all the neighbors loved the display, I think she is being a little naive.  At least one of those neighbor's who didn't complain to her probably went to the HOA.  That's the thing with HOA's, they enable an environment where nobody resolves any issues face to face, complainants just leverage the HOA.  I'd bet on this one.

The other thing that was interesting is that the HOA letter gave her 30 days to comply.  I'd like to think the person within the HOA bureaucracy did this on purpose.  While the bureaucracy sucks it is somewhat nice to think that someone within that framework, saw this complaint, felt it was bs and sent the letter that they had to send but giving the homeowner enough time to keep the display up until they would have taken it down anyway.  That may be naive thinking on my part but the data lines up.
 
2020-10-28 2:48:46 AM  

evanate: I think we might be missing the story behind the story here.

First, yes HOA's are pretty horrific.

But, there are a couple things that I picked up on in reading this article.  While the homeowner said nobody complained and all the neighbors loved the display, I think she is being a little naive.  At least one of those neighbor's who didn't complain to her probably went to the HOA.  That's the thing with HOA's, they enable an environment where nobody resolves any issues face to face, complainants just leverage the HOA.  I'd bet on this one.

The other thing that was interesting is that the HOA letter gave her 30 days to comply.  I'd like to think the person within the HOA bureaucracy did this on purpose.  While the bureaucracy sucks it is somewhat nice to think that someone within that framework, saw this complaint, felt it was bs and sent the letter that they had to send but giving the homeowner enough time to keep the display up until they would have taken it down anyway.  That may be naive thinking on my part but the data lines up.


Yep, I agree. HOAs are kind of annoying but they can serve a purpose. I'd never live in one but I have owned rental properties in one, which is an ideal situation IMO. We sold them at a predictable price and the tenants are just wanting to live there and come and go to work. It works out. It's also a good place to buy/rent for kids going to school or if someone just wants a place to live and otherwise be unattached, kind of like a lease car.

It's ironic that HOAs theoretically try to encourage long-term homeowners but in fact they encourage more of a commoditized, "here today/gone tomorrow" mindset...because who really wants to live there long term? Not me!

HOAs are frequently used as pugil sticks but often the people on the Boards actually do have common sense and try not to make life terrible for everyone. They have to live there too.

As for "keeping dark people out", that's no longer the case. There are actually HOA neighborhoods where the residents are majority black. I visit them frequently and they're excellent clients.
 
2020-10-28 4:17:56 AM  

Nexzus: On a side note, 406 stories left until 11,000,000. I assume that one is in the queue already. Will they spring it during the [western hemisphere] overnight?


It hit around 2am and got (I assume temporarily) redlit. I assume once Drew wakes up it'll come to life.

I've also used his bolded name in 3 threads now, in case it works like Beetlejuice.
 
2020-10-28 4:32:59 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: "We bare all" is the tag line for a strip club/truck stop/breakfast diner in Gainesville.

It's still on my bucket list to visit just because

Also, f*ck HOAs


"Those are not the bacon strips you are looking for..."

AFTA, pro-tip: When stripping, know when to stop.
 
2020-10-28 5:53:21 AM  

Russ1642: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

They think the HOA will keep their neighborhood white. They're right.


How so? Yes, there are probably monthly/quarterly dues for maintenance and access to amenities like a pool in some, but other than that....it's just a neighborhood, with rules. How exactly does that keep minorities out? Is it actually in the covenants?
 
2020-10-28 7:55:14 AM  

maxandgrinch: Your display is encouraging children to climb on the roof.'


...and giving them an idea of the consequences, all in one magical display.

Makes me wonder how my friends and I survived our childhoods without dying or being abducted by preverts. Closest we ever came was when one of my friends got offered $10 to let some guy smell his bicycle seat. He just pedaled away, rapidly.
 
2020-10-28 8:42:31 AM  

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


Just speaking from personal experience, I didn't have much choice in the matter.  Not all mind you but the vast majority of subdivisions in the school district I wanted to be in have an HOA.  When it came time to house shop, finding a house I could afford in the area I wanted meant buying into an HOA neighborhood.  Years ago that wasn't the case but nowadays it seems the HOA thing is becoming more and more prevalent.  Luckily mine isn't run by a bunch of asshats.  Still wish it wasn't around though...
 
2020-10-28 11:03:39 AM  

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


I would never not want to live with one.
 
2020-10-28 12:00:39 PM  

Mad Bowl Hoo: Russ1642: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

They think the HOA will keep their neighborhood white. They're right.

How so? Yes, there are probably monthly/quarterly dues for maintenance and access to amenities like a pool in some, but other than that....it's just a neighborhood, with rules. How exactly does that keep minorities out? Is it actually in the covenants?


You're right. There's no systemic racism in the US. If it's not written down it isn't happening.
 
2020-10-28 12:43:59 PM  
How tasteless and fun! God Bless. It's what Halloween is all about:  sexy skeleton costumes! Or as I call them, Super Models.
 
2020-10-28 12:44:46 PM  

maxandgrinch: Someone has obviously stolen the firefighter helmets: f'ing HOA perverts, everything is sexual, think of the children with them

'Your display is encouraging children to climb on the roof.'
[Fark user image 425x566]

But it's OK to stick an overweight pedo with housebreaking tendencies and his flea infested rats with long legs up there?
[Fark user image 425x264]


Reminds me of a comic book cover I have somewhere.
 
2020-10-28 1:24:06 PM  

Russ1642: Mad Bowl Hoo: Russ1642: revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA

They think the HOA will keep their neighborhood white. They're right.

How so? Yes, there are probably monthly/quarterly dues for maintenance and access to amenities like a pool in some, but other than that....it's just a neighborhood, with rules. How exactly does that keep minorities out? Is it actually in the covenants?

You're right. There's no systemic racism in the US. If it's not written down it isn't happening.


Reading comprehension tough for you? Where did I say it doesn't exist in some places. But how are HOAs examples of this?
 
2020-10-28 2:35:50 PM  
30 days to comply? And here I'll bet they were going to take them down before next weekend, but I'll bet they leave them until almost T-day.
 
2020-10-28 11:08:08 PM  

revrendjim: I will never understand why anyone would agree to live with an HOA


My sister used to live in a small neighborhood that had an HOA to pay for snow plowing.  That's all it did; in her state it was the easiest kind of corporate structure they could set up to do that.  My mom's neighborhood has an HOA that does a little bit more, some summer yardwork in addition to snow plows, but it's pretty unobtrusive. (She was originally renting there, but her landlord wanted to sell the place so she ended up buying it. HOA dues are something like $50/year.)

I live in a condo. It's a small complex, some years the owners have run it ourselves, other years we've hired a management company to do the maintenance work for us, but either way, we've got the HOA to make sure stuff gets painted, termites in shared walls get killed, the shared lawn gets mowed, the plumbings get fixed so the building doesn't rot, the downstairs neighbors don't get flooded, and we get hot and cold water.
 
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