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(ESPN)   Trevor Lawrence to the J-E-T-S? Trevor Lawrence: H-E-L-L N-O   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-10-27 5:31:44 PM  
J-E-T-S: We've waited over 40 years for a real QB.  We can wait 1 more.  You think we won't be there waiting at the #1 pick again next time?
 
2020-10-27 5:40:02 PM  

K3rberos: J-E-T-S: We've waited over 40 years for a real QB.  We can wait 1 more.  You think we won't be there waiting at the #1 pick again next time?


Trevor Lawrence pulling a reverse Eli and demanding to be traded out of NYC would be amazing, in fairness.
 
2020-10-27 6:16:24 PM  
Here is a clue for this guy: the Jest will still be these same Jets next season, and they will still be looking to draft you. His best hope is Woody Johnson dies from COVID-19 causes and someone else ends up owning the team who isn't full of Dolan-level of fail.
 
2020-10-27 6:46:30 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Here is a clue for this guy: the Jest will still be these same Jets next season, and they will still be looking to draft you. His best hope is Woody Johnson dies from COVID-19 causes and someone else ends up owning the team who isn't full of Dolan-level of fail.


Justin Fields still exists, correct? Trevor and Justin have been competing at being the top QB since high school, and that doesn't look to be different this year. If I were them I would wait to make my decision to see if the other declares, then worry about the Jets being the Jets if both decide to stay in school.
 
2020-10-27 6:50:08 PM  
But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?
 
2020-10-27 6:55:15 PM  
So which dumpster fire would you like to go to, Trevor?  These are the consequences of becoming the number 1 pick: you get pick by the team with the number 1 pick.

/the Jags would be fun for him to land at though
 
2020-10-27 6:59:11 PM  

jamjoe: But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?


Sam Darnold is hoping he can get out with all his limbs intact and maybe get a job selling cars. If he's lucky
 
2020-10-27 7:07:25 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: jamjoe: But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?

Sam Darnold is hoping he can get out with all his limbs intact and maybe get a job selling cars. If he's lucky


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With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.
 
2020-10-27 7:13:14 PM  

K3rberos: J-E-T-S: We've waited over 40 years for a real QB.  We can wait 1 more.  You think we won't be there waiting at the #1 pick again next time?


he's saying trade the pick or I go back to Clemson.  If you call my bluff I wont be so nice about saying I wont play for you next year.
 
2020-10-27 7:21:55 PM  
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Scut Farkas!
 
2020-10-27 7:22:27 PM  

ZMugg: pastramithemosterotic: jamjoe: But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?

Sam Darnold is hoping he can get out with all his limbs intact and maybe get a job selling cars. If he's lucky

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With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.


He's a ginger, so he is already the spawn of Satan.
 
2020-10-27 7:43:27 PM  
ZMugg:With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.

Which is ALL OF THEM. Talk about job security!
 
2020-10-27 7:57:52 PM  

ZMugg: pastramithemosterotic: jamjoe: But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?

Sam Darnold is hoping he can get out with all his limbs intact and maybe get a job selling cars. If he's lucky

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With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.


This is more of the vibe I'm getting.

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2020-10-27 8:08:05 PM  
If I was the Jets ownership I would pull a Jimmy Johnson and trade teh crap out of that number one pick.   They need every single other position.    QB is actually where they have the most depth.  If they get Lawrence he will do no better than Darnold when he is getting crushed every other play.
 
2020-10-27 8:18:48 PM  

jpat: ZMugg: pastramithemosterotic: jamjoe: But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?

Sam Darnold is hoping he can get out with all his limbs intact and maybe get a job selling cars. If he's lucky

[res-5.cloudinary.com image 850x478]
With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.

This is more of the vibe I'm getting.

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I was thinking more of the molester from "The Devil's Advocate" movie.

While trying to find a picture of said molester, I realized that the apartment that property developer Alex Cullen (Craig T Nelson) lived in was Trump's.
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2020-10-27 8:18:48 PM  

blunto: If I was the Jets ownership I would pull a Jimmy Johnson and trade teh crap out of that number one pick.   They need every single other position.    QB is actually where they have the most depth.  If they get Lawrence he will do no better than Darnold when he is getting crushed every other play.


I agree, but they need a coach too, and Lawrence makes that coaching gig a lot more attractive
 
2020-10-27 8:37:37 PM  

K3rberos: J-E-T-S: We've waited over 40 years for a real QB.  We can wait 1 more.  You think we won't be there waiting at the #1 pick again next time?


Ken O Brien was decent. He just played in the same division as Marino and Kelly. And then, suddenly, Browning Nagle! Whom the jest took while passing on...wait 4 it...(see what I did there, pun wise?) Brett Favre
 
2020-10-27 8:58:24 PM  

ZMugg: jpat: ZMugg: pastramithemosterotic: jamjoe: But but Sam darnold?? That is his name right?

Sam Darnold is hoping he can get out with all his limbs intact and maybe get a job selling cars. If he's lucky

[res-5.cloudinary.com image 850x478]
With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.

This is more of the vibe I'm getting.

[Fark user image 850x637]


I was thinking more of the molester from "The Devil's Advocate" movie.

While trying to find a picture of said molester, I realized that the apartment that property developer Alex Cullen (Craig T Nelson) lived in was Trump's.
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Art imitates life, and so on
 
2020-10-27 9:55:14 PM  

blunto: If I was the Jets ownership I would pull a Jimmy Johnson and trade teh crap out of that number one pick.   They need every single other position.    QB is actually where they have the most depth.  If they get Lawrence he will do no better than Darnold when he is getting crushed every other play.


there's a reason they are the worst team since the '76 Bucs.   they will do the Jetsiest move possible in the draft
 
2020-10-27 9:58:12 PM  

K3rberos: J-E-T-S: We've waited over 40 years for a real QB.  We can wait 1 more.  You think we won't be there waiting at the #1 pick again next time?


The Jets will trade that #1 pick for two, count em, TWO Tight Ends and a bag of doritos.
 
2020-10-27 10:07:42 PM  
Are the falcons not tanking for him?
 
2020-10-27 10:12:15 PM  

Stud Gerbil: blunto: If I was the Jets ownership I would pull a Jimmy Johnson and trade teh crap out of that number one pick.   They need every single other position.    QB is actually where they have the most depth.  If they get Lawrence he will do no better than Darnold when he is getting crushed every other play.

there's a reason they are the worst team since the '76 Bucs.   they will do the Jetsiest move possible in the draft


This. Their GM is a joke.
 
2020-10-27 10:36:44 PM  

asmodeus224: K3rberos: J-E-T-S: We've waited over 40 years for a real QB.  We can wait 1 more.  You think we won't be there waiting at the #1 pick again next time?

The Jets will trade that #1 pick for two, count em, TWO Tight Ends and a bag of Doritos.


Cool Ranch or Spicy Nacho?

this is important...
 
2020-10-27 10:49:15 PM  
I always find this odd, because the worst team will (almost) always be picking number 1. That's simply how it goes.

It's why Nick Saban hated the NFL. He couldn't just load up his team with top talent year after year the way he can in college.
 
2020-10-28 12:04:40 AM  
The Jets are becoming that team that nobody wants to play for. Kind of like the Clippers back when Don Sterling owned them.
 
2020-10-28 12:43:35 AM  

king of vegas: I always find this odd, because the worst team will (almost) always be picking number 1. That's simply how it goes.

It's why Nick Saban hated the NFL. He couldn't just load up his team with top talent year after year the way he can in college.


Yes but in this case the Jets need a lot more than just one player and a GM that can smash a draft out of the park. Jets are rich heading into next season, and they have 2 1st rounders, but no one knows who the coach is going to be, or what the plan will be overall. That's not something that would be very exciting to get into. 

Given that this is the Jets, I think a lot of the conversation is moot. Somehow they will jester themselves into 2 or 3 wins, just enough to knock them out of first. There are currently 6 1-win teams in the league! 6! So there are 7 teams in the running for that first one.
 
2020-10-28 2:32:23 AM  

doctorguilty: ZMugg:With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.

Which is ALL OF THEM. Talk about job security!


"Remember that one Lifetime move about that woman?"

_Zach Galifianakis
 
2020-10-28 6:22:09 AM  

phimuskapsi: king of vegas: I always find this odd, because the worst team will (almost) always be picking number 1. That's simply how it goes.

It's why Nick Saban hated the NFL. He couldn't just load up his team with top talent year after year the way he can in college.

Yes but in this case the Jets need a lot more than just one player and a GM that can smash a draft out of the park. Jets are rich heading into next season, and they have 2 1st rounders, but no one knows who the coach is going to be, or what the plan will be overall. That's not something that would be very exciting to get into. 

Given that this is the Jets, I think a lot of the conversation is moot. Somehow they will jester themselves into 2 or 3 wins, just enough to knock them out of first. There are currently 6 1-win teams in the league! 6! So there are 7 teams in the running for that first one.


They'll have the pick all but locked up and then the Pats will lay down for them at the end of the year just so they can't get that pick and have him in the division for 18 years

And the Jets will be dumb enough to let that happen
 
2020-10-28 10:26:30 AM  

Palined Parenthood: doctorguilty: ZMugg:With that handsome visage he could have a pretty good career on Lifetime playing the creepy stalker/abusive boyfriend/child molester roles.

Which is ALL OF THEM. Talk about job security!

"Remember that one Lifetime move about that woman?"

_Zach Galifianakis


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