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(UEFA Champions League)   THHHHEEE CHHHHHAAAPPPIONNNNSS. Match day 2 starts off with Locomtiv Moscow up against Bayern and Shakhtar - Inter at 1pm ET. Later games at 4pm ET include a German team - Real Madrid, Ajax - Liverpool and Marseille - Man City   (uefa.com) divider line
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2020-10-27 2:05:58 PM  
Sorry, its Atalanta - Ajax.
Liverpool is playing Midtjylland.
 
2020-10-27 2:08:20 PM  
Not the most compelling slate of matches, tho Atalanta - Ajax might be fun.
 
2020-10-27 2:10:28 PM  
 CBS All Access has a 10 second delay between video and audio for Russian Train team and Bayern.
 
2020-10-27 2:10:48 PM  
What a team goal for Bayern.
Goretzka gets the finishing header.
But the pass for the assist was even better.
One time volley pass.
0-1
 
2020-10-27 2:12:10 PM  

nursetim: CBS All Access has a 10 second delay between video and audio for Russian Train team and Bayern.


I don't even feel bad for just cranking tunes since there is no atmosphere.
 
2020-10-27 2:13:29 PM  
Russian dude with a long name gets a yellow for a high boot.
 
2020-10-27 2:14:21 PM  

drewogatory: nursetim: CBS All Access has a 10 second delay between video and audio for Russian Train team and Bayern.

I don't even feel bad for just cranking tunes since there is no atmosphere.


CBS All Access had all kinds of audio and video issues during the pre match show. Shakhtar-Inter seems to be in sync so far.
 
2020-10-27 2:15:40 PM  
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What the fark is a chapion?
 
2020-10-27 2:16:31 PM  

nursetim: drewogatory: nursetim: CBS All Access has a 10 second delay between video and audio for Russian Train team and Bayern.

I don't even feel bad for just cranking tunes since there is no atmosphere.

CBS All Access had all kinds of audio and video issues during the pre match show. Shakhtar-Inter seems to be in sync so far.


I only get TUDN anyway. Haven't tried the audio tho. Edit; Audio is fine.
 
2020-10-27 2:23:57 PM  
The Bayern game is going to form. Lokomotiv spending alot of time pinned back.
 
2020-10-27 2:25:52 PM  

dittybopper: [i1.wp.com image 300x301]

What the fark is a chapion?


That is just me typing really fast since no one had submitted a thread and the games had already started.
 
2020-10-27 2:30:11 PM  

drewogatory: The Bayern game is going to form. Lokomotiv spending alot of time pinned back.


You might even say Lokomotiv...can't leave the station.

/self-reported
 
2020-10-27 2:34:46 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: dittybopper: [i1.wp.com image 300x301]

What the fark is a chapion?

That is just me typing really fast since no one had submitted a thread and the games had already started.


Hey, I'm just yankin' chains here.  Be glad Fark isn't a video site.

#MeToobin
 
2020-10-27 2:38:51 PM  
Bar with a save for Shakhtar.
 
2020-10-27 2:43:18 PM  
Tried to watch the Germans finally destroy Moscow, but the video and sound went out of sync at the start, so I switched to the upstart Ukrainians taking on another giant after the BM goal.
 
2020-10-27 3:06:32 PM  
Javi Martinez's header is just over the bar.
 
2020-10-27 3:12:33 PM  
Get the feeling the Bayern is the cat playing with the mouse and will decide later to put it out of its misery.
 
2020-10-27 3:16:30 PM  
Nice recovery by Alaba to block the shot.
 
2020-10-27 3:19:27 PM  
PK to Bayern.
Should be reviewed and given as a free kick on the edge of the box.
 
2020-10-27 3:20:43 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: PK to Bayern.
Should be reviewed and given as a free kick on the edge of the box.


VAR goes back further and goes for the offside call.
 
2020-10-27 3:24:25 PM  
Lokomotiv matriculate the ball downfield, success!
 
2020-10-27 3:27:10 PM  
I go heat my lunch up and Lokomitiv ties the game up.
1-1
 
2020-10-27 3:31:07 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Javi Martinez's header is just over the bar.


was that the sitter he missed?

It was Sterlingesque.
 
2020-10-27 3:31:18 PM  
4Loko should have taken the lead.
 
2020-10-27 3:31:32 PM  
switched back after y'all said it's 1-1 now
 
2020-10-27 3:31:40 PM  
 
2020-10-27 3:32:51 PM  
Just wide from Lokomotiv.
 
2020-10-27 3:34:00 PM  
BM pull out a goal from an undangerous looking bit of play, as always.

That was a foozball move! He bounced the ball up so he could volley it.
 
2020-10-27 3:35:14 PM  
Kimmich says screw this and puts in right in the corner from 25-30 yards out.
1-2
 
2020-10-27 3:58:28 PM  
Do I watch Ajax - Atalanta or Liverpool - Midtjylland?
 
2020-10-27 3:59:46 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Entire board for Barca has stepped down.
https://www.goal.com/en/news/bartomeu-​resigns-as-barcelona-president-amid/1q​sdlc84cj70x1rod8tgzgmlus


WOW.

Paid very little attention to the Bayern match as I am competing in a cellphone forensics CTF event and I have to do about 2 weeks of work in 2 days because i didn't know about it until 10pm last night.

/1 phone down, 3 to go
//got all the answers on phone 1
///3s
 
2020-10-27 4:02:10 PM  

dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: Entire board for Barca has stepped down.
https://www.goal.com/en/news/bartomeu-​resigns-as-barcelona-president-amid/1q​sdlc84cj70x1rod8tgzgmlus

WOW.

Paid very little attention to the Bayern match as I am competing in a cellphone forensics CTF event and I have to do about 2 weeks of work in 2 days because i didn't know about it until 10pm last night.

/1 phone down, 3 to go
//got all the answers on phone 1
///3s


holy shiat, Zidane killed them by saving his own skin
 
2020-10-27 4:04:48 PM  

medius: dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: Entire board for Barca has stepped down.
https://www.goal.com/en/news/bartomeu-​resigns-as-barcelona-president-amid/1q​sdlc84cj70x1rod8tgzgmlus

WOW.

Paid very little attention to the Bayern match as I am competing in a cellphone forensics CTF event and I have to do about 2 weeks of work in 2 days because i didn't know about it until 10pm last night.

/1 phone down, 3 to go
//got all the answers on phone 1
///3s

holy shiat, Zidane killed them by saving his own skin


Bartomeu needed to go.
Bad signings.
Not getting the academy recruits to the first team.
 
2020-10-27 4:29:44 PM  
and now i throw up
 
2020-10-27 4:31:21 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Entire board for Barca has stepped down.
https://www.goal.com/en/news/bartomeu-​resigns-as-barcelona-president-amid/1q​sdlc84cj70x1rod8tgzgmlus


That is surprising. Always seemed like he wouldn't quit and they'd have to put a gun to his head to get him out of there.

Damnit, Fabinho's down now.
 
2020-10-27 4:31:37 PM  

dittybopper: [i1.wp.com image 300x301]

What the fark is a chapion?


We are the chapions, my friend.
and we will keep figting till the end
We are the chapions
We are the chapions
No tim for losers,
Cause we are the chapions of the wold.
 
2020-10-27 4:34:39 PM  
Deserved yellow for Cajuste.
Left his feet to make a tackle and caught Henderson.
 
2020-10-27 4:56:32 PM  
couldn't get the CBS feed or Fark to work for a while
 
2020-10-27 5:07:22 PM  
Oh wow.
Salzburg is beating Atletico 2-1
 
2020-10-27 5:09:19 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Oh wow.
Salzburg is beating Atletico 2-1


just saw they have a USAmerican coach who has spent his managerial career solely at Red Bulls teams
 
2020-10-27 5:12:44 PM  
JOTA!
 
2020-10-27 5:20:48 PM  
Diogo Jota scores Liverpool's 10,000th lifetime goal to take a 1-0 lead
 
2020-10-27 5:21:08 PM  
The German Team is beating RM.

ZZ will soon be on the dole, too.
 
2020-10-27 5:36:46 PM  
only learned today that  Mxyzptlk is pronounced almost like Michelin

so I've taken to calling their dangerous-looking #10 the Michelin Man
 
2020-10-27 5:46:48 PM  
Ball was spinning funny so it ran up on Chomp's foot for a Firminooney.
 
2020-10-27 5:48:40 PM  
PENALTY TO LIVERPOOL!

Salah taken down in the box
 
2020-10-27 5:50:12 PM  
SALAH!

2-0
 
2020-10-27 5:51:26 PM  
RM has come back and tie their a game against Mochengladbach 2-2 in extra time.
 
2020-10-27 5:52:33 PM  
Before the penalty sealed it, Mxyzptlk almost made Pool pay for their profligacy in front of goal. I think Alyson tipped it but no complaints from the would be scorer when a goal kick was awarded.
 
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