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(Dallas Observer)   Some people carve jack 'o lanterns, other put out fake spider webs and spooky monsters. Then there's THIS guy   (dallasobserver.com) divider line
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7274 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Oct 2020 at 8:15 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-27 7:33:49 PM  
Zero comments, and the site is already broke. Damn, y'all...
 
2020-10-27 8:19:26 PM  

hubiestubert: Zero comments, and the site is already broke. Damn, y'all...


It's a spam site. Took me to some Verizon win scam
 
2020-10-27 8:25:16 PM  
well, i like it.
that is how you do it.
if the cops ain't called you and not trying...!!!!
 
2020-10-27 8:25:43 PM  

johne3819: hubiestubert: Zero comments, and the site is already broke. Damn, y'all...

It's a spam site. Took me to some Verizon win scam


Worked fine for me using uBlock Origin. Funny article, cool pictures.
 
2020-10-27 8:25:51 PM  
The link is a lie!
 
2020-10-27 8:26:15 PM  
and should have been are.
 
2020-10-27 8:27:26 PM  
Now *that* is how you do scary Halloween decorations in 2020, people. Ghosts and jack-o-lanterns won't cut it anymore.
 
2020-10-27 8:28:27 PM  
That is amazing. I wish he was my neighbor.
 
2020-10-27 8:29:22 PM  
That is awesome, I love it.

My brother used to live in Dearborn, and the folks there took Halloween decorations seriously.  I remember seeing one house that the guy built a makeshift electric chair and put a dummy in it on his porch.  He hooked it up to (presumably) some kind of saw that vibrated the dummy periodically.  I don't see stuff like that in the Seattle suburbs.

/I also saw a girl in a very slutty Strawberry Shortcake costume out in Dearborn.  It was disturbing.
 
2020-10-27 8:32:25 PM  
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2020-10-27 8:34:34 PM  

WTP 2: and should have been are.


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2020-10-27 8:37:26 PM  
I know times are tough for the alt-weeklies, but their writer doesn't know the difference between a scale and a safe?
 
2020-10-27 8:37:46 PM  
That is a definite +1 for the overall commitment

//For several definitions, actually...
 
2020-10-27 8:41:55 PM  
I just love the overall simplicity of it.

None of those cheesy inflated ghosts or plastic bats.  Just an ordinary suburban home with a grizzly murder on the front walk.
 
2020-10-27 8:42:57 PM  
Someone's taking Calvin and Hobbes too the next level.
 
2020-10-27 8:43:36 PM  
If I lived in suburbia and not out in the rural, I like to think this is exactly what I would do.

This man is absolutely glorious in his dedication.
 
2020-10-27 8:43:54 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Now *that* is how you do scary Halloween decorations in 2020, people. Ghosts and jack-o-lanterns won't cut it anymore.


"Decorations." Perfect opportunity to put those pesky coworkers' corpses until trash-day.
 
2020-10-27 8:43:54 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Now *that* is how you do scary Halloween decorations in 2020, people. Ghosts and jack-o-lanterns won't cut it anymore.


Well, Maybe

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2020-10-27 8:44:24 PM  
Yawn.
 
2020-10-27 8:45:20 PM  

johne3819: hubiestubert: Zero comments, and the site is already broke. Damn, y'all...

It's a spam site. Took me to some Verizon win scam


They probably got hacked. That's an unfortunately common re-direct hack.
 
2020-10-27 8:48:44 PM  
This guy has to have a Fark handle. He's one of us.
 
2020-10-27 8:50:42 PM  
Who would be clueless enough to call the police on an obvious display, days before HALLOWEEN.
 
2020-10-27 8:51:37 PM  

BassmanBP: This guy has to have a Fark handle. He's one of us.


No one would ever suspect: BallSackObama.
 
2020-10-27 9:01:15 PM  
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There. You're welcome. Now you don't have to click the spam site...
 
2020-10-27 9:06:49 PM  
The neighbourhood kids are going to be in therapy for a long time. This guy will never have to give out candy again.
 
2020-10-27 9:09:44 PM  
Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega)
Youtube YoB8t0B4jx4


Oblig.
 
2020-10-27 9:11:27 PM  
Jesus................................H​....................................Ch​rist!
 
2020-10-27 9:13:56 PM  
I used to have a coworker who would drive around on Halloween with a fake arm hanging out of her trunk. She told me she got all kinds of freaked out reactions.

Not my picture, but similar to this:

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2020-10-27 9:17:06 PM  
The saw is family.
 
2020-10-27 9:18:31 PM  
It's just gore. Where's the art in that?
 
2020-10-27 9:23:41 PM  

toraque: [YouTube video: Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega)]

Oblig.


THAT is how it's done.
 
2020-10-27 9:28:13 PM  
The great thing about houses decorated like this is they make it easier to surreptitiously drop off...stuff.
 
2020-10-27 9:35:30 PM  

SLOBODAN: [images1.dallasobserver.com image 745x559]
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There. You're welcome. Now you don't have to click the spam site...


Uhhh... name checks out.
 
2020-10-27 9:38:35 PM  

Somaticasual: ClavellBCMI: Now *that* is how you do scary Halloween decorations in 2020, people. Ghosts and jack-o-lanterns won't cut it anymore.

Well, Maybe

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Also the 'rain tax' crap shows that he lives in Maryland and proves he's a dickless asshat who deserves a cock punch.
 
2020-10-27 9:39:00 PM  
Ha, just noticed was two family house, I guess they get along.
 
2020-10-27 9:39:27 PM  

weirdneighbour: Who would be clueless enough to call the police on an obvious display, days before HALLOWEEN.


Some Maude Flanders type that catches the vapors at the thought of her precious rugrats seeing something un-Christian whilst walking to the bus stop.
 
2020-10-27 9:39:40 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Somaticasual: ClavellBCMI: Now *that* is how you do scary Halloween decorations in 2020, people. Ghosts and jack-o-lanterns won't cut it anymore.

Well, Maybe

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Also the 'rain tax' crap shows that he lives in Maryland and proves he's a dickless asshat who deserves a cock punch.


Not because he lives in Maryland, mind you, most of my family is there; the "rain tax" is a specific issue that only boomer morlocks complain about.
 
2020-10-27 9:45:31 PM  

cyberspacedout: I used to have a coworker who would drive around on Halloween with a fake arm hanging out of her trunk. She told me she got all kinds of freaked out reactions.

Not my picture, but similar to this:

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Ah whittier, my home town. Plenty of halloween rampage stories in mind. Statute of limitations has passed too...
 
2020-10-27 9:48:13 PM  

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There. You're welcome. Now you don't have to click the spam site...


THANK YOU SO MUCH!

/that website gave me cancer
//that website should be dosed with battery acid
 
2020-10-27 9:52:25 PM  
That is teh awesome.
 
2020-10-27 9:53:29 PM  
That is awesome
 
2020-10-27 10:00:37 PM  
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Forget carving pumpkins, carve a pineapple!
 
2020-10-27 10:26:55 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Somaticasual: ClavellBCMI: Now *that* is how you do scary Halloween decorations in 2020, people. Ghosts and jack-o-lanterns won't cut it anymore.

Well, Maybe

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Also the 'rain tax' crap shows that he lives in Maryland and proves he's a dickless asshat who deserves a cock punch.


Hell.. we have rain tax here...  based on open ground and covered ground..  second shed raised my rate.
 
2020-10-27 10:45:22 PM  

Mock26: [Fark user image 768x1024]
Forget carving pumpkins, carve a pineapple!


Samhain traditionalists should use neepie lanterns, and take them with them when guising.

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2020-10-27 11:30:46 PM  
I always thought the best Halloween decoration would be a white panel van, spray-painted with "FREE CANDY". That 100% gets the cops called, right?
 
2020-10-27 11:31:20 PM  
Show of hands - who thinks he's planning to get away with a real murder next Halloween?
 
2020-10-27 11:32:38 PM  
I have managed a pretty good display for the last 20 years. My only rule is no blood.
 
2020-10-27 11:35:18 PM  

skiinstructor: cyberspacedout: I used to have a coworker who would drive around on Halloween with a fake arm hanging out of her trunk. She told me she got all kinds of freaked out reactions.

Not my picture, but similar to this:

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Ah whittier, my home town. Plenty of halloween rampage stories in mind. Statute of limitations has passed too...


Well? Go on...

I had a fake arm like that. Can't recall how often I used it.
A friend took it and hung it out of his car's trunk as pictured.
Got pulled over by the cops.
This was in the early 90's.
 
2020-10-27 11:35:34 PM  

weirdneighbour: Ha, just noticed was two family house, I guess they get along.


Or not.
 
2020-10-27 11:57:23 PM  
"I would stand out in the yard and spray the dummy's blood with the hose. As people walked by in horror, I would wave and say 'just watering the bodies!'"

I laughed. Gonna try
 
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