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2020-10-27 4:32:57 PM  
The male victim told investigators that his best friend got rifle out of the closet and said she was going to shoot him.

Error: You shouldn't shoot your best friend got rifle, even if does come out of the closet.


She pulled the trigger but apparently didn't realize the safety was off, police say.

Error: You're supposed to tell the cops you were cleaning the rifle and it went off accidently.
 
2020-10-27 5:00:04 PM  
Nope, just perfectly responsible firearms ownership in the good ole US of A.
 
2020-10-27 5:09:21 PM  
I spotted two people who should never reproduce.
 
2020-10-27 5:09:34 PM  
Which one of them was the well-regulates militia?
 
2020-10-27 5:11:14 PM  
Responsible Gun Owner
Youtube gvfNtmZBPBk
 
2020-10-27 5:11:39 PM  
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2020-10-27 5:13:11 PM  
What if the rifle's name was rifle?
 
2020-10-27 5:15:03 PM  
Sidney Wang: What meaning of this, Mr. Twain?

Lionel Twain: I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if you can tell me why a man who possesses one of the most brilliant minds of this century can't say his prepositions or articles. The, Mr. Wang. What is the meaning of this?

Sidney Wang: That what I said: what meaning of this?
 
2020-10-27 5:16:02 PM  
When you're at a "chick's" place and she whips out her "gun", it's time to leave.
 
2020-10-27 5:17:46 PM  
Was he eating crackers in bed again??
 
2020-10-27 5:18:10 PM  
I think it's the cavalier attitude towards firearms as a form of recreation that turns me off most from gun culture. I have friends who own guns, seldom talk about them, and routinely practice firearm safety at the range.

...but as soon as it's just us ol' buddies out in the woods, firing at targets, everyone gets way too f*cking relaxed with their tools, and I hate, hate, hate it.

It's the complacency from people like this that gets anti-gun folks' panties in a twist. That, and the ease of access to guns in the U.S., but that's a different can of worms.
 
2020-10-27 5:18:36 PM  
Man, dont let her get away.
 
2020-10-27 5:19:28 PM  
No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?
 
2020-10-27 5:25:55 PM  

X-Geek: When you're at a "chick's" place and she whips out her "gun", it's time to leave.


Hey now, not everyone shares your narrow tastes.

/but I do
 
2020-10-27 5:27:40 PM  

Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?


I was going to throw in a twist on the "Betty White" reference, saying "He wrote Charlotte's Web" (E.B. White), but it's all spoiled because she's a stupid girl
 
2020-10-27 5:27:43 PM  

JesseL: [Fark user image 600x308]


Was including the Reichsadler really necessary? At first, I thought it was a Hitler-Jugend poster.
 
2020-10-27 5:28:19 PM  
please dear lord let the guns be ok
 
2020-10-27 5:31:36 PM  
Grammar Nationalists are getting greenlights now? Sheesh.
 
2020-10-27 5:31:55 PM  

Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?


No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?
 
2020-10-27 5:34:11 PM  

K3rberos: What if the rifle's name was rifle?


Name your gun?

I guess if it was good enough for Sledge Hammer and his partner Susi (in the German dubbed version anyways) it should be good enough for the general public.

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2020-10-27 5:34:12 PM  

will.i.ain't: JesseL: [Fark user image 600x308]

Was including the Reichsadler really necessary? At first, I thought it was a Hitler-Jugend poster.


Good lord dude.

That's a raven. It's clearly a raven. It's not even stylized much.
 
2020-10-27 5:36:10 PM  
ABC12 news team: yes, pat, we would like to buy an "a" for $50.
 
2020-10-27 5:37:31 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?


That's why prosecuting drunk drivers who kill their passengers is such a bad idea. Do you think they'll drive drunk again? They killed their friend/toddler/partner, what good would charging them do to help anything?
 
2020-10-27 5:40:52 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?


Really?

Are...are you serious?
 
2020-10-27 5:42:02 PM  

JesseL: will.i.ain't: JesseL: [Fark user image 600x308]

Was including the Reichsadler really necessary? At first, I thought it was a Hitler-Jugend poster.

Good lord dude.

That's a raven. It's clearly a raven. It's not even stylized much.


I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds.
 
2020-10-27 5:43:26 PM  

Heamer: but that's a different can of worms.


Good post.
Ease of access is sort of a different can of worms.  If it was harder to be allowed to own guns and their were consequences to the ability to own guns if you are irresponsible, maybe (some) people may try harder to be more responsible.
 
2020-10-27 5:45:18 PM  
He called a woman his 'best friend'.

\OOF
\\and yeah the gun stuff probably hurt, too
 
2020-10-27 5:45:35 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?


Not sure if serious, buuuuuuuttt..

If she is stupid enough to play with a rifle without thinking about the possible consequences, I'm guessing she's stupid enough to do it again having witnessed the actual consequences.

I mean, what are the odds of it happening twice?
 
2020-10-27 5:47:51 PM  
Cool starry bra time: in college, I dated a young lady whose father was a senior ATF officer in Waco...yes, that ATF, and yes that Waco; before the Branch Davidian thing ever happened, she had a birthday party at her dad's ranch just outside town. Lots of beer, lots of smoking, and LOTS of firearms. ATF irony.  He had a massive collection of confiscated weapons that I guess the dept just divided up over poker? Anyway, his rule was only this: if you bring the ammo, you can shoot the weapon. So, picture about 40+ stumbling drunk college frat bros/sorority types with access to every imaginable weapon a human can carry. AKs, all the black rifles, modified (aka sawed off) shotguns, silenced pistols, even a mounted .50 cal Browning (that no one shot because ammo ain't cheap.) We shot at a berm behind his place until the beer and ammo ran out. As the party wrapped up, he let his little girl have a nifty surprise: a grenade to throw. Not even slightly kidding. She launched that sucker over the berm, we all hit the deck, BOOM, and laughter all around.
Point being: we were under the watchful eye of the supposed "watchers" yet did all the illegal stuff that gets people out into federal jail, or killed, in reality. And an supposed expert in firearms safety not only let us do it, but encouraged it. Maybe that's not a good point, but emphasizes that it pays to know people.
 
2020-10-27 5:53:44 PM  

Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?


She's almost certainly White, especially in northern Oakland County.
 
2020-10-27 5:54:56 PM  
This Is My Rifle. This Is My Gun
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2020-10-27 6:03:21 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?


Why wouldn't she? I mean, he wasn't hurt that badly, and she emerged unscathed.

Charging her might help cement the connection between actions and *personal consequences*
 
2020-10-27 6:05:27 PM  
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
 
2020-10-27 6:08:17 PM  
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2020-10-27 6:12:49 PM  

JesseL: [Fark user image 600x308]


5. The safety is ALWAYS off.
 
2020-10-27 6:14:26 PM  

Gordon Bennett: JesseL: [Fark user image 600x308]

5. The safety is ALWAYS off.


That's basically rule 3.
 
2020-10-27 6:16:46 PM  

Pert: NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

Not sure if serious, buuuuuuuttt..

If she is stupid enough to play with a rifle without thinking about the possible consequences, I'm guessing she's stupid enough to do it again having witnessed the actual consequences.

I mean, what are the odds of it happening twice?


John Wilkes Booth, Leon Czolgosz, Gavrilo Princip, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, and John HInckley concur
 
2020-10-27 6:30:28 PM  

Pert: NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

Not sure if serious, buuuuuuuttt..

If she is stupid enough to play with a rifle without thinking about the possible consequences, I'm guessing she's stupid enough to do it again having witnessed the actual consequences.

I mean, what are the odds of it happening twice?


And charging her will do what, exactly?
 
2020-10-27 6:33:43 PM  

Cafe Threads: NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

Really?

Are...are you serious?


If the dude is in the friend zone and doesn't want to be there, seems like this might be a good opportunity to get hitched or at least get more serious.
 
2020-10-27 6:37:26 PM  
The Biden plan is for a buyback of military-style weapons, once they are banned.

But that's not gonna happen now with Amy, is it?  No it's not. Haw Haw .

And this may not have been one of those anyway.

I've still got dad's old 30.06, so come at me dumbass
 
2020-10-27 6:46:12 PM  
What about the headline's grammar? If you're going to use a verb in the passive voice, do it correctly. At first, I thought they meant he was the one who shot someone.
 
2020-10-27 7:09:37 PM  

skyotter: Sidney Wang: What meaning of this, Mr. Twain?

Lionel Twain: I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if you can tell me why a man who possesses one of the most brilliant minds of this century can't say his prepositions or articles. The, Mr. Wang. What is the meaning of this?

Sidney Wang: That what I said: what meaning of this?


Folks, if you haven't seen that 1976 movie "Murder by Death", you should.  It's a funny spoof of murder mysteries (in the "Airplane" style) that also boasts a pretty impressive cast.  It's not even that long.
 
2020-10-27 7:58:28 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

Not sure if serious, buuuuuuuttt..

If she is stupid enough to play with a rifle without thinking about the possible consequences, I'm guessing she's stupid enough to do it again having witnessed the actual consequences.

I mean, what are the odds of it happening twice?

And charging her will do what, exactly?


Prevent her from owning a firearm in the future since she clearly can't handle the responsibility.

Provide a lesson to her in personal responsibility.

Serve as a deterrent to others.

Provide a responsible party for when the man needs to sue someone to recover medical bills. Criminal convictions make civil actions a lot easier.

Cause butthurt to a bunch of sensitive gun humpers because one of their precious brethren has to follow the law.
 
2020-10-27 8:06:04 PM  
NotThatGuyAgain:  

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

park your swinging dick.  ever heard of equality?
 
2020-10-27 8:41:17 PM  

Heamer: I think it's the cavalier attitude towards firearms as a form of recreation that turns me off most from gun culture. I have friends who own guns, seldom talk about them, and routinely practice firearm safety at the range.

...but as soon as it's just us ol' buddies out in the woods, firing at targets, everyone gets way too f*cking relaxed with their tools, and I hate, hate, hate it.

It's the complacency from people like this that gets anti-gun folks' panties in a twist. That, and the ease of access to guns in the U.S., but that's a different can of worms.


I think the movie "The Rock" put it best: "The second you don't respect this, it will kill you."
 
2020-10-27 9:16:19 PM  

Billy Liar: Pert: NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

Not sure if serious, buuuuuuuttt..

If she is stupid enough to play with a rifle without thinking about the possible consequences, I'm guessing she's stupid enough to do it again having witnessed the actual consequences.

I mean, what are the odds of it happening twice?

John Wilkes Booth, Leon Czolgosz, Gavrilo Princip, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, and John HInckley concur


Wait, did any of those guys accidentally kill a friend or loved one? I thought they only assassinated people intentionally. I'm not sure why you listed them as examples of people whose regret at the accidental shooting of a friend would punish them emotionally.
 
2020-10-27 9:20:58 PM  

ISO15693: Billy Liar: Pert: NotThatGuyAgain: Pert: No charges? Seriously?

There's no law against negligent discharge of a firearm causing injury, in a residential area, or something?

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

Not sure if serious, buuuuuuuttt..

If she is stupid enough to play with a rifle without thinking about the possible consequences, I'm guessing she's stupid enough to do it again having witnessed the actual consequences.

I mean, what are the odds of it happening twice?

John Wilkes Booth, Leon Czolgosz, Gavrilo Princip, Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack Ruby, James Earl Ray, Sirhan Sirhan, and John HInckley concur

Wait, did any of those guys accidentally kill a friend or loved one? I thought they only assassinated people intentionally. I'm not sure why you listed them as examples of people whose regret at the accidental shooting of a friend would punish them emotionally.


Cleaning their guns and/or just fooling around when they went off.  Musta been defective or something.  I mean, it only happened the one time.
 
2020-10-27 9:24:51 PM  

jsmilky: NotThatGuyAgain:  

No charges were announced is not 'no charges will be filed.'  Having said that, do you think that woman is ever gonna play with a rifle again?  She shot her friend, what will charging her do to help anything?

park your swinging dick.  ever heard of equality?


I haven't the slightest idea what that means.

Guess you and everyone else focused on "what will charging her do to help" and not "No charges announced does not mean no charges will be filed."

Typical Fark, gunz R bad!
 
2020-10-27 11:05:04 PM  
If I've said it once, I've said t a hundred times. There is no such thing as an accidental shooting. There are intentional shootings and negligent shootings.
 
2020-10-27 11:26:36 PM  
You misunderstood when I said, " hey babe, pull my gun out of the closet."

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