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2020-10-27 11:20:12 AM  
Was it anything like this/ (NSFW)

NIGHT PATROL: COCKFIGHT SCENE
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2020-10-27 11:36:54 AM  
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I've gone a few rounds with this one, it's a worthy opponent.
 
2020-10-27 12:27:49 PM  
Lieutenant Christian Bolok died at a cock fight raid in Northern Samar yesterday

what a load of boloks
 
2020-10-27 12:44:41 PM  
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2020-10-27 12:45:13 PM  
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2020-10-27 12:47:25 PM  
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2020-10-27 12:48:15 PM  
Wait. Cockfighting involves roosters?
 
2020-10-27 12:51:19 PM  

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These brownies are REALLY GOOD
 
2020-10-27 12:54:09 PM  

vudukungfu: FrancoFile: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

These brownies are REALLY GOOD


Very well put.
 
2020-10-27 12:55:28 PM  
"State of California versus unknown owners of 100 fighting cocks" is the oddest name of a case I've heard called by the bailiff while waiting sitting in the courtroom for my own humdrum case to be called.
 
2020-10-27 12:57:25 PM  
Cock Fight?

glowing condoms clip from Skin Deep
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2020-10-27 12:59:01 PM  
Mr Apud said: 'It was an unfortunate accident and a piece of bad luck that I cannot explain.

Um... I think I can explain it:

THE ROOSTERS HAVE FARKING RAZOR BLADE SWORDS ATTACHED TO THEIR FEET

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2020-10-27 1:04:20 PM  
Dammit Poyo!
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2020-10-27 1:13:14 PM  
Wowsers.....that is not a good way to go!!!
 
2020-10-27 1:19:32 PM  

Konlii: Mr Apud said: 'It was an unfortunate accident and a piece of bad luck that I cannot explain.

Um... I think I can explain it:

THE ROOSTERS HAVE FARKING RAZOR BLADE SWORDS ATTACHED TO THEIR FEET

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I've seen up to three inch blades on them. It's nuts.
 
2020-10-27 1:20:16 PM  
"It stood up on its hind legs and bit me."
 
2020-10-27 1:31:44 PM  
TIL to be much more specific with my search terms when googling 'cock fight'.
 
2020-10-27 1:35:28 PM  

icon0fs1n: TIL to be much more specific with my search terms when googling 'cock fight'.


Yep.  I recommend "veiny" or "BBC" as qualifiers for better results
 
2020-10-27 1:40:05 PM  

Biledriver: vudukungfu: FrancoFile: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

These brownies are REALLY GOOD

Very well put.


"Mooshi mooshi!"
 
2020-10-27 1:42:07 PM  

johnny_vegas: icon0fs1n: TIL to be much more specific with my search terms when googling 'cock fight'.

Yep.  I recommend "veiny" or "BBC" as qualifiers for better results


Just avoid "mushroom."
 
2020-10-27 1:45:48 PM  
I take it submitter has never been to a cock fight in the Philippines. The blades strapped to their claws put prison shivs to shame.
 
2020-10-27 1:59:28 PM  
Not a way I'd want to go.
 
2020-10-27 2:00:38 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Lieutenant Christian Bolok died at a cock fight raid in Northern Samar yesterday

what a load of boloks


The Daily Mail is reporting that a man named Bolok died at a cock fight?

Sounds legit.
 
2020-10-27 2:35:18 PM  
Bolok lives matter?
 
2020-10-27 3:17:12 PM  
cocks
 
2020-10-27 4:00:29 PM  
Did they have large talons?
 
2020-10-27 4:04:56 PM  

bughunter: Biledriver: vudukungfu: FrancoFile: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

These brownies are REALLY GOOD

Very well put.

"Mooshi mooshi!"


Is your mother from  Killarney?
 
2020-10-27 10:16:37 PM  
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2020-10-27 11:00:13 PM  
I know the femoral artery is fairly large, I wonder how long it takes to bleed out having it cut? I wouldn't expect a very long time.
 
2020-10-28 11:13:51 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: I know the femoral artery is fairly large, I wonder how long it takes to bleed out having it cut? I wouldn't expect a very long time.


40 seconds.
Same as urination for any mammal.
 
2020-10-28 1:15:03 PM  

vudukungfu: OK So Amuse Me: I know the femoral artery is fairly large, I wonder how long it takes to bleed out having it cut? I wouldn't expect a very long time.

40 seconds.
Same as urination for any mammal.


Yikes! That quick? Damn.
 
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