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(Washington Post)   After their absentee ballots go "missing", voters are flying home to vote. "Five hours of flying is more than worth it to prevent four more years of this president"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-10-27 12:48:28 PM  
2 votes:

Truck Fump: 5. Voter rolls do not get purged except on receipt of a notarised transfer signed by the voter


"Hi, I'm dead and would like to be removed from your voter roll, please."
 
2020-10-27 12:24:47 PM  
2 votes:

Surrender your boo-tah: Everyone who said "there's no enthusiasm" can go fark themselves


You missed the rest of the sentence:

"There's no enthusiasm...for another four years of Donald Trump"
 
2020-10-27 9:20:33 AM  
2 votes:
By next election, after Trump has been reelected and only in-person voting is allowed, the crowds and ensuing riots at polling locations across America will be a sight to see.
 
2020-10-27 1:03:35 PM  
1 vote:

Gubbo: Abox: In the seven years my state has had mail-in voting I've never mailed in my ballot.  Mostly because I never knew how many stamps to use.  It's convenient that the dropoff box is on the way to the grocery store.

I'm surprised that someone who can't work out how many stamps to put on what is presumably a pre-paid envelope can find their way to the grocery store unassisted.

/even if it isn't pre-paid, googling for the correct postage is presumably easier than posting on fark


And yet my vote counted as much as smarter folk.  That can't be good.
 
2020-10-27 12:55:07 PM  
1 vote:

Abox: In the seven years my state has had mail-in voting I've never mailed in my ballot.  Mostly because I never knew how many stamps to use.  It's convenient that the dropoff box is on the way to the grocery store.


I'm surprised that someone who can't work out how many stamps to put on what is presumably a pre-paid envelope can find their way to the grocery store unassisted.

/even if it isn't pre-paid, googling for the correct postage is presumably easier than posting on fark
 
2020-10-27 12:38:27 PM  
1 vote:

ElwoodCuse: "spiffy" FOH is it "spiffy" when kids have a lemonade stand to help afford their insulin too?


No but it is Spiffy when a kid confronts a pharma CEO and says "I am not letting you try to kill me for profit" and kicks him in the shin
 
2020-10-27 12:37:03 PM  
1 vote:
This is why I stopped checking 538. The polls are meaningless. Read Kavanaugh's opinion on his Wisconsin ruling.  Read Barrett's past opinions. Roberts, Kavanaugh and Barrett worked with Bush's campaign to stop the recount.
By hook or crook, Trump is winning next week. Republicans will suppress enough votes to make the election close, and jam it through the courts.  This election was decided before it began.
 
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