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2020-10-27 10:37:46 AM  
Fuck you, you're cool - Half Baked
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2020-10-27 11:57:18 AM  
Continue reading this will with a WIRED membership.
 
2020-10-27 11:59:15 AM  
I liked the link to Eternal Reefs.  I hadn't heard of them before but I like the concept a lot- getting turned into a home for fish wouldn't be a bad ending at all.
 
2020-10-27 12:12:15 PM  
In a commercial for Future Messages, a boy mourns his grandpa, occasionally sending him updates on his life in a one-way text thread. Then one day, years later, Grandpa messages back. "If you're watching this, Maxie, it's your 18th birthday," Grandpa says in a video recording. "I'm really proud of the fine young man you're becoming. I'll always be with you, mate. Just give your cock a rest once in a while." The effect is heart-wrenching.
 
2020-10-27 12:24:42 PM  
Does every goddamned news site require a subscription these days?
 
2020-10-27 1:07:03 PM  

Flappyhead: Does every goddamned news site require a subscription these days?


No.
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2020-10-27 1:56:52 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I liked the link to Eternal Reefs.  I hadn't heard of them before but I like the concept a lot- getting turned into a home for fish wouldn't be a bad ending at all.


Move to Florida. Your wish is granted!
 
2020-10-27 2:00:27 PM  
"And one for Jenny and The Wimp".
 
2020-10-27 2:15:12 PM  
Company sounds like a good investment, what with all the business the GOP is sending their way.
 
2020-10-27 2:19:34 PM  
Ernest Borgnine is too sexy
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/I wonder how often something like this will happen?
 
2020-10-27 2:51:33 PM  
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2020-10-27 3:34:03 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I liked the link to Eternal Reefs.  I hadn't heard of them before but I like the concept a lot- getting turned into a home for fish wouldn't be a bad ending at all.


My folks are doing that. They said that they will placed off South Carolina. Since my father never gave a rat's ass about me, when he's been turned into a cement block I plan on visiting the site and either: a) pissing in the water or b) diving down there and breaking up the block into a million pieces .
 
2020-10-27 4:34:36 PM  
So they invented the VHS? Deadman's Switch?

Amazing.
 
2020-10-28 12:54:38 AM  
The Shins - Simple Song (Video)
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