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(New Zealand Herald)   The Karaka Chainsaw Massacre   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2020-10-27 5:18:41 AM  
14 votes:

wademh: Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.


According to the article they chopped down the trees with a chainsaw, which seems inefficient and a good way to damage the bar and chain.
 
2020-10-27 4:20:26 AM  
6 votes:
Mass arborcide.
 
2020-10-27 4:05:06 AM  
5 votes:

daffy: That is disgusting. It's probably someone that hates when they bloom and get all over the cars.


You know what else is disgusting? TREE CUM!
 
2020-10-27 3:45:50 AM  
4 votes:
Apparently, no one owns guns in this neighborhood.
 
2020-10-27 3:37:43 AM  
3 votes:
Read this as Karaoke.
Would support this.
 
2020-10-27 4:29:47 AM  
2 votes:

chitownmike: daffy: That is disgusting. It's probably someone that hates when they bloom and get all over the cars.

You know what else is disgusting? TREE CUM!


That Mitchell and Webb Look - Smell Off Linden Trees
Youtube aoqlYGuZGVM
 
2020-10-27 2:38:26 PM  
1 vote:

Prof. Frink: wademh: Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.

They maybe didn't actually start it up. According to the article, they were instead used to "chop" down the trees.


...which I see Harry Wagstaff already covered.

/cuts off angry fist with a machete.
 
2020-10-27 8:57:07 AM  
1 vote:
"Locals are stumped after eight pohutukawa trees lining a street in an upmarket Auckland suburb were inexplicably felled in a chainsaw attack over the weekend."

ʎuunɟ ƃuᴉǝq sɹǝpuɐlɐǝZ ʍǝN
 
2020-10-27 7:23:30 AM  
1 vote:
Chainsaws are so quiet, how does a guy walk down a street and do this without someone calling authorities?
 
2020-10-27 6:43:48 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-27 5:01:28 AM  
1 vote:
Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.
 
2020-10-27 4:46:51 AM  
1 vote:
Trees aside,
That is a nice sidewalk....
 
2020-10-27 4:10:01 AM  
1 vote:
Are those groomed sand sidewalks?
 
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