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(New Zealand Herald)   The Karaka Chainsaw Massacre   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
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2020-10-27 5:01:28 AM  
10 votes:
Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.
 
2020-10-27 3:37:43 AM  
4 votes:
Read this as Karaoke.
Would support this.
 
2020-10-27 3:55:17 AM  
3 votes:
That is disgusting. It's probably someone that hates when they bloom and get all over the cars.
 
2020-10-27 3:45:50 AM  
3 votes:
Apparently, no one owns guns in this neighborhood.
 
2020-10-27 6:31:41 AM  
2 votes:
Nobody noticed a person with a chainsaw in front of their house felling trees into their yard?
 
2020-10-27 6:14:20 AM  
2 votes:

minorshan: gaspode: Harry Wagstaff: wademh: Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.

According to the article they chopped down the trees with a chainsaw, which seems inefficient and a good way to damage the bar and chain.

They are small trees (an 18 year old dwarf pohutukawa is not large, look at the stumps, I've got one almost that size thats less than 10 years old), and these appear to have been drunken wankers or the like, and not much given to logical thinking. Will get caught and charged and probably a quiet kicking along the way too.

Plant some more. 18 years is nothing in tree lifespans thankfully.

But are they actually considered Christmas trees, as the article states?

A true question. I live in Arizona, and have seen plenty of cacti and mesquite trees treated as Christmas trees, but we don't call them that.


Yes, they flower beautifully over christmas, and are everywhere especially on the beaches where we all go at christmas, so are almost universally called the 'New Zealand Christmas Tree'

Typical Kiwi beach at christmas:
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2020-10-27 5:27:27 AM  
2 votes:

Harry Wagstaff: wademh: Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.

According to the article they chopped down the trees with a chainsaw, which seems inefficient and a good way to damage the bar and chain.


They are small trees (an 18 year old dwarf pohutukawa is not large, look at the stumps, I've got one almost that size thats less than 10 years old), and these appear to have been drunken wankers or the like, and not much given to logical thinking. Will get caught and charged and probably a quiet kicking along the way too.

Plant some more. 18 years is nothing in tree lifespans thankfully.
 
2020-10-27 8:08:28 AM  
1 vote:

stuhayes2010: Chainsaws are so quiet, how does a guy walk down a street and do this without someone calling authorities?


Electric Chainsaws are a thing and pretty damned quiet.
 
2020-10-27 7:56:46 AM  
1 vote:
People are dicks sometimes.
 
2020-10-27 7:23:30 AM  
1 vote:
Chainsaws are so quiet, how does a guy walk down a street and do this without someone calling authorities?
 
2020-10-27 5:18:41 AM  
1 vote:

wademh: Rather odd to have someone work stealthily with a chainsaw.


According to the article they chopped down the trees with a chainsaw, which seems inefficient and a good way to damage the bar and chain.
 
2020-10-27 5:18:30 AM  
1 vote:
Hope they catch the eh-hole that did that.
 
2020-10-27 4:20:26 AM  
1 vote:
Mass arborcide.
 
2020-10-27 4:05:06 AM  
1 vote:

daffy: That is disgusting. It's probably someone that hates when they bloom and get all over the cars.


You know what else is disgusting? TREE CUM!
 
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