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(AZ Family)   On the other hand, who wants to practice social distancing in a strip club?   (azfamily.com) divider line
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2020-10-27 5:45:20 AM  
Derp South.

Of course they won't follow rules, so...
this can only end this way.
 
2020-10-27 6:03:21 AM  
Now I'm imagining lap dances with six feet of separation. That's just twerking isn't it?
 
2020-10-27 6:08:10 AM  
Well, I guess I could make paper airplanes out of one-dollar bills. Or use a face mask as a slingshot for coins. Not sure how the bouncers would deal with me though...
 
2020-10-27 7:18:14 AM  

Ganon D. Mire: Derp South.

Of course they won't follow rules, so...
this can only end this way.


Since when did Arizona pack up and move next to Mississippi?

LOW DOWN DIRTY CARPETBAGGGERS!
 
2020-10-27 7:21:37 AM  
Mandatory mask rules have really opened up the talent pool
 
2020-10-27 7:42:26 AM  
Apparently when you move to another country to get away from political ads, you can't read Arizona newspaper.  I blame Kazakhstan.
 
2020-10-27 7:43:28 AM  
Super spreader event, i guess they forgot to sanitise those titties between motorboats...
 
2020-10-27 8:03:47 AM  
*raises a hand*

You HAVE seen the patrons at a strip club, right? I've done a little bouncing in a few, and I REALLY would have liked to have had an excuse to wear a mask and gloves all the time when dealing with those folks. And a few of the "enterainers" too.

Just sayin'.
 
2020-10-27 8:29:49 AM  

FarkQued: Super spreader event, i guess they forgot to sanitise those titties between motorboats...


I remember the days when a super spreader event at a strip club was a good thing.
 
2020-10-27 8:48:37 AM  
She will take your breath away
 
2020-10-27 8:55:25 AM  
im starting to get mask fatigue.  anyone else have this feeling?
 
2020-10-27 9:10:58 AM  

skipping non-voting comment in contest thread: She will take your breath away


And now I have that damn top gun scene stuck in my head.

/hopefully I can switch it up with some Kenny Loggins
 
2020-10-27 9:29:31 AM  

evanate: FarkQued: Super spreader event, i guess they forgot to sanitise those titties between motorboats...
I remember the days when a super spreader event at a strip club was a good thing.

We called that Showgirls.
 
2020-10-27 9:35:06 AM  
Who the hell wants to go to, or work in, a strip club during a pandemic? That's like the last place that should be open. Social distancing turns it into a live version of G-String Divas.
 
2020-10-27 11:02:37 AM  
My wife prefers I distance myself from strip clubs
 
2020-10-27 11:24:20 AM  
But you Churches just keep doing what you've been doing.
 
2020-10-27 12:44:44 PM  
At every strip club I ever went to the dancers were always socially distant. Physically close, but socially distant.
 
2020-10-27 1:19:27 PM  
Does anybody know if it's legal for a stripper to smoke cigs indoors with her vag in a no tobacco area?

Follow up, can rona spread that way? What if she shares the cig with gyno row?

No reason.
 
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