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2020-10-26 9:09:49 PM  
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2020-10-26 9:13:25 PM  
It was nice to remember Mrs. Clinton on her birthday.
 
2020-10-26 9:14:01 PM  
Republicans are going to love the next 2 years.
 
2020-10-26 9:14:25 PM  
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2020-10-26 9:16:58 PM  
8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court
 
2020-10-26 9:17:12 PM  
There's petty and then there's this.
 
2020-10-26 9:29:25 PM  
The GOP already set the standard of "if it's technically legal, the norms don't matter".  So hopefully the Dems don't hold back.
 
2020-10-26 9:40:55 PM  

feckingmorons: It was nice to remember Mrs. Clinton on her birthday.


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2020-10-26 9:40:57 PM  
I hope this makes Democrats mad enough to actually fight back when they gain power.
 
2020-10-26 9:51:16 PM  
BTW, Jim Jordan controls this account.
 
2020-10-26 9:53:59 PM  

Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court


That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?
 
2020-10-26 9:57:06 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: BTW, Jim Jordan controls this account.


Does he really?
 
2020-10-26 9:57:25 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?


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2020-10-26 9:58:55 PM  
Pride goeth before a fall
 
2020-10-26 10:00:09 PM  

shastacola: AdmirableSnackbar: BTW, Jim Jordan controls this account.

Does he really?


He's the ranking Republican on the committee so he runs it.
 
2020-10-26 10:05:31 PM  
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2020-10-26 10:06:46 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?


Don't need it.  Kavanaugh gets tossed in prison after we find who paid off his debts.
 
2020-10-26 10:09:00 PM  

wooden_badger: Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?

Don't need it.  Kavanaugh gets tossed in prison after we find who paid off his debts.


He would still need to be impeached and even if the Dems run the table in November, the votes wouldn't be there to remove him.
 
2020-10-26 10:09:30 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?


Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Both successful lawyers, both constitutional scholars...
 
2020-10-26 10:14:28 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?


Anita Hill and player to be named later.
 
2020-10-26 10:41:12 PM  
Just as a reminder:

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2020-10-27 12:57:43 AM  

Naido: Just as a reminder:

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Why can't they just be President and Vice President forever?
 
2020-10-27 4:56:41 AM  

Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court


Who are 12 and 13?
 
2020-10-27 4:58:46 AM  
These violent delights have violent ends
 
2020-10-27 5:02:23 AM  
Trump screwed over this country, yet again, for his own person gain. This woman is only on the Court because Trump was told she'd vote in his favor on things like releasing his taxes and deciding the election if the states can fark the vote over enough.

Voting farking matters. Thank you assholes who couldn't be bothered to vote for Hillary in 2016 for whatever stupid reason. This is the consequence.
 
2020-10-27 5:07:07 AM  
14th Lewis Black
 
2020-10-27 5:10:26 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?

Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Both successful lawyers, both constitutional scholars...


THIS
 
2020-10-27 5:14:19 AM  

blastoh: Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?

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I'm ok with this.


In any case, this political misstep is the best present Hillary could have. It's a Pyrrhic victory, the last death throes of 'Murican conservatism in power. It justifies the liberal reaction and correction that is coming, to use their majority power to overturn this travesty and force a long-needed reform to the Court that should have happened back when FDR first proposed it.

Yeah, so happy birthday Hillary, your present may take a few months to grow to fruition, but here are the seeds.
 
2020-10-27 5:16:05 AM  
Stigginit!
 
2020-10-27 5:16:21 AM  
A maladjusted 14 year old girl would find that petty.
 
2020-10-27 5:29:32 AM  

Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court


And after that..

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2020-10-27 5:30:12 AM  

blastoh: Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?

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Don't forget the dog.
 
2020-10-27 5:34:46 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: BTW, Jim Jordan controls this account.


You misspelled Gym Jordan.
 
2020-10-27 5:40:24 AM  

NeoCortex42: The GOP already set the standard of "if it's technically legal, the norms don't matter".  So hopefully the Dems don't hold back.


When have Dem leadership ever shown a spine?

They keep taking the high road, trying to insist on Queensbury rules when the other guy brought a shiv and pocket sand. I would love it if they actually faced reality and started fighting fire with fire, but that's yet to happen over the past two decades despite them having more than enough justification for throwing decorum out the window.
 
2020-10-27 5:41:07 AM  
Gym Jordan

Speaking of House republicans and molestation, how is Dennis Hastert doing?
 
2020-10-27 5:41:36 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Zulu_as_Kono: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

That's a start. Who do you have for 12th and 13th?

Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Both successful lawyers, both constitutional scholars...


Yep, but go further. Make them both justices, and then right before the next elections...let them both resign and nominate the two youngest qualified candidates you can and ram the process through just like McConnell. It won't stop them from being hypocritical, but it will sure as hell remind them that they broke the seal. Fark them for the next 40 years.
 
2020-10-27 5:41:41 AM  
Spiking the football used to be frowned upon
 
2020-10-27 5:50:01 AM  
If the Clintons can kill whoever they want, why are we dealing with *vague guestures*
 
2020-10-27 5:50:18 AM  
Expand the Supreme Court.  Put The Squad on it, all four of them.  I don't know if any of them are lawyers, but I also DGAF at this point.
 
2020-10-27 5:59:25 AM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: Expand the Supreme Court.  Put The Squad on it, all four of them.  I don't know if any of them are lawyers, but I also DGAF at this point.


I'm pretty sure there are zero requirements to being a Supreme Court Justice.
 
2020-10-27 6:00:27 AM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: Expand the Supreme Court.  Put The Squad on it, all four of them.  I don't know if any of them are lawyers, but I also DGAF at this point.


You only need to be a US citizen to sit on the Supreme Court bench. No lawyerin' necessary.

Getting past the Senate however...
 
2020-10-27 6:02:58 AM  

stuartp9: Badmoodman: 8 days until we inform the GOP that Lefty McEqualrights and Libby D Seestatehood will be the 10th and 11th justices of the Supreme Court

And after that..

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Also offer it to the rest of the territories. We literally fought a war to not be a colony paying taxes without a say in our federal government.

Also, some states need to be combined. N and S Dakota? Maybe that made sense when you travelled by horse, but now there's no reason. Same weather, same terrain, same industry, same culture. They are both welfare states and one state government should be able to handle Dakota. NE and KS? AL and MS?
 
2020-10-27 6:05:21 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Pernicious Q. Varmint: Expand the Supreme Court.  Put The Squad on it, all four of them.  I don't know if any of them are lawyers, but I also DGAF at this point.

You only need to be a US citizen to sit on the Supreme Court bench. No lawyerin' necessary.

Getting past the Senate however...


We've just shown getting past the Senate is a matter of having 51 people on your team in the Senate. I guess we showed it with Justice Rapey McDrunkerton as well.
 
2020-10-27 6:13:51 AM  

Pernicious Q. Varmint: Expand the Supreme Court.  Put The Squad on it, all four of them.  I don't know if any of them are lawyers, but I also DGAF at this point.


Fun fact: you don't need to be a lawyer to be on the court. Hell, ACB barely is.  She's basically a law professor.
 
2020-10-27 6:14:49 AM  

yukichigai: NeoCortex42: The GOP already set the standard of "if it's technically legal, the norms don't matter".  So hopefully the Dems don't hold back.

When have Dem leadership ever shown a spine?

They keep taking the high road, trying to insist on Queensbury rules when the other guy brought a shiv and pocket sand. I would love it if they actually faced reality and started fighting fire with fire, but that's yet to happen over the past two decades despite them having more than enough justification for throwing decorum out the window.


To take that kind of stand would require truly caring about something.  They're lukewarm.
 
2020-10-27 6:16:13 AM  
Dems have to win first, Subby. And that's looking less and less likely
 
2020-10-27 6:19:16 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Also, some states need to be combined. N and S Dakota? Maybe that made sense when you travelled by horse, but now there's no reason.


North and South Dakota are two different states because the party in power at the time wanted 4 instead of 2 more Senators. That's the actual reason.
 
2020-10-27 6:41:30 AM  

NeoCortex42: The GOP already set the standard of "if it's technically legal, the norms don't matter".  So hopefully the Dems don't hold back.


I'm planning on pushing for that like a motherf*cker.
 
2020-10-27 6:47:30 AM  

Neeek: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Also, some states need to be combined. N and S Dakota? Maybe that made sense when you travelled by horse, but now there's no reason.

North and South Dakota are two different states because the party in power at the time wanted 4 instead of 2 more Senators. That's the actual reason.


Great. So recombine them, give DC statehood, and throw the "so we don't have to change the flag" cynical bullshiat argument back at them.
 
2020-10-27 7:04:02 AM  

yukichigai: NeoCortex42: The GOP already set the standard of "if it's technically legal, the norms don't matter".  So hopefully the Dems don't hold back.

When have Dem leadership ever shown a spine?

They keep taking the high road, trying to insist on Queensbury rules when the other guy brought a shiv and pocket sand. I would love it if they actually faced reality and started fighting fire with fire, but that's yet to happen over the past two decades despite them having more than enough justification for throwing decorum out the window.


"They just need to start acting more like Republicans" because Trump and the GOP are totally a model that should be emulated, right?
 
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