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(Gadsden Times)   Fugitive caught after low-speed chase. Life sentence could mean more than 200 years   (gadsdentimes.com) divider line
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2020-10-27 12:31:20 AM  
And he does not look happy about it.
 
2020-10-27 12:43:17 AM  
Repeat from long long ago.
 
2020-10-27 12:47:15 AM  
FTA: The 200-pound African spurred tortoise

It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 200-pound tortoise can easily carry a one pound coconut.

/african...did the tortoise cops beat it up and shoot it in the shell?
 
2020-10-27 12:52:57 AM  
Creepy? Tortoises rule.
 
2020-10-27 12:53:30 AM  
What a critter.
 
2020-10-27 1:03:26 AM  

mrparks: What a critter.


In the Yosemite Sam taxonomy, wouldn't it be a varmint?

/discuss
 
2020-10-27 1:11:00 AM  

MBooda: mrparks: What a critter.

In the Yosemite Sam taxonomy, wouldn't it be a varmint?

/discuss


At 200 pounds, it's an amphibious vehicle.
 
2020-10-27 1:35:10 AM  
It's a new Gobots reboot?
 
2020-10-27 3:54:28 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Creepy? Tortoises rule.


If you stare at the sky long enough, you just might catch a glimpse of the joke circling overhead.
 
2020-10-27 8:37:13 AM  

AbuHashish: MBooda: mrparks: What a critter.

In the Yosemite Sam taxonomy, wouldn't it be a varmint?

/discuss

At 200 pounds, it's an amphibious vehicle.


Technically it would be a reptilian vehicle.
 
2020-10-27 10:18:00 AM  

Chemlight Battery: AbuHashish: MBooda: mrparks: What a critter.

In the Yosemite Sam taxonomy, wouldn't it be a varmint?

/discuss

At 200 pounds, it's an amphibious vehicle.

Technically it would be a reptilian vehicle.


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