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(Daily Mail)   British game show question: 'Something you put in your mouth but don't swallow'? Contestant: 'Dick'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-26 5:13:43 PM  
In the butt, Bob.
 
2020-10-26 5:33:05 PM  
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2020-10-26 5:50:34 PM  
Toothbrush, chewing gum, floss, mouthwash, semen...all of these are acceptable answers before you blurt out "dick" or "cock" on national TV.

Wait, what was that last one again?
 
2020-10-26 5:59:10 PM  
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2020-10-26 6:01:27 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Toothbrush, chewing gum, floss, mouthwash, semen...all of these are acceptable answers before you blurt out "dick" or "cock" on national TV.

Wait, what was that last one again?


I have heard on Family Fued in the US, a comedian comes out before the taping, telling a few "racy jokes" to warm the audience and contestants up, and may suggest more bawdy answers
 
2020-10-26 6:08:52 PM  
Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.
 
2020-10-26 6:09:52 PM  
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2020-10-26 6:14:43 PM  
Catchphrase - the famous Snake Charmer moment (full TV censored version) - HQ
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2020-10-26 6:15:25 PM  
This one shocks the Brits, meanwhile Steve Harvey gets these answers like twice an episode.
 
2020-10-26 6:19:20 PM  
Producers: Ha ha, this question sounds naughty, but it's not!  We're so clever, ha ha!

Contestant: [naughty answer]

Producers: [surprised Pikachu faces]
 
2020-10-26 6:20:31 PM  
Harry and Paul - Who Wants to be a Millionaire
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2020-10-26 6:24:45 PM  

Snukastyle: This one shocks the Brits, meanwhile Steve Harvey gets these answers like twice an episode.


...and not like that's planned or anything
 
2020-10-26 6:33:28 PM  
I'm more disappointed by the "doesn't swallow" part.
 
2020-10-26 6:39:43 PM  

moos: In the butt, Bob.


thesharkman: Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.


I'll bet...
 
2020-10-26 6:45:21 PM  
He doesn't want to host the show anymore
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2020-10-26 6:45:23 PM  
N.W.A. - She Swallowed It
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/there is a slight chance that the above video may not be safe for work
 
2020-10-26 6:48:32 PM  

firesign: moos: In the butt, Bob.

thesharkman: Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.

I'll bet...


Increasingly, things are becoming obscure on Fark.

In The Butt Bob!
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2020-10-26 6:50:05 PM  

fearmongert: Jack Sabbath: Toothbrush, chewing gum, floss, mouthwash, semen...all of these are acceptable answers before you blurt out "dick" or "cock" on national TV.

Wait, what was that last one again?

I have heard on Family Fued in the US, a comedian comes out before the taping, telling a few "racy jokes" to warm the audience and contestants up, and may suggest more bawdy answers


Isn't that pretty much SOP for comedy shows?
 
2020-10-26 6:53:57 PM  

thesharkman: Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.


At least once an episode:

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2020-10-26 6:58:32 PM  

Billy Liar: fearmongert: Jack Sabbath: Toothbrush, chewing gum, floss, mouthwash, semen...all of these are acceptable answers before you blurt out "dick" or "cock" on national TV.

Wait, what was that last one again?

I have heard on Family Fued in the US, a comedian comes out before the taping, telling a few "racy jokes" to warm the audience and contestants up, and may suggest more bawdy answers

Isn't that pretty much SOP for comedy shows?


I imagine so- if not- just add alcohol
 
2020-10-26 7:00:38 PM  

moos: firesign: moos: In the butt, Bob.

thesharkman: Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.

I'll bet...

Increasingly, things are becoming obscure on Fark.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2naTw9y7​zsE]


Oh, I was aware. Just trying to be funny, or whatever...
 
2020-10-26 7:03:32 PM  

firesign: moos: firesign: moos: In the butt, Bob.

thesharkman: Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.

I'll bet...

Increasingly, things are becoming obscure on Fark.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2naTw9y7​zsE]

Oh, I was aware. Just trying to be funny, or whatever...


Tough slogging there. Steve Harvey hasn't been funny in a looooong time
 
2020-10-26 7:08:46 PM  
TFA says jizz not dick
 
2020-10-26 7:16:10 PM  
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2020-10-26 7:22:59 PM  

Snukastyle: This one shocks the Brits, meanwhile Steve Harvey gets these answers like twice an episode.


That's by design.  Frankly, I think they tend to go overboard on it though.  Once in a while is really funny, but it seems like they try and do it every single episode now.  Which is lame.
 
2020-10-26 7:31:43 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [YouTube video: N.W.A. - She Swallowed It]/there is a slight chance that the above video may not be safe for work


Username indicates that evangelicals are a lot more fun than they used to be
 
2020-10-26 7:39:42 PM  

Naido: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [YouTube video: N.W.A. - She Swallowed It]/there is a slight chance that the above video may not be safe for work

Username indicates that evangelicals are a lot more fun than they used to be


Nope, they still suck. I need a new fark handle that isn't a horrible web of lies.
 
2020-10-26 8:02:36 PM  
There was one I liked some time ago.

The question was to name a bird with a long neck.
The answer given - Naomi Campbell.
 
2020-10-26 8:27:43 PM  
I don't speak British fluently but I thought dick meant sausage. I thought it was just us real English-speakers who equated dick with penis.
 
2020-10-26 9:10:32 PM  

majestic: I don't speak British fluently but I thought dick meant sausage. I thought it was just us real English-speakers who equated dick with penis.


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2020-10-26 9:50:19 PM  
NSFW language:

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2020-10-26 10:08:32 PM  

SpaceMonkey-66: majestic: I don't speak British fluently but I thought dick meant sausage. I thought it was just us real English-speakers who equated dick with penis.

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2020-10-26 10:21:06 PM  

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2020-10-26 10:22:30 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I'm more disappointed by the "doesn't swallow" part.


When I was a teenager my first girl friend never swallowed she always spit it out but you know what? I didn't care, still getting head.
One day curiosity finally got the better of me and after she spit into the wastebasket and laid her head on my chest I wrapped my arm around her and asked why she always did that?
She says what?
Spit it out I say.
She sits up and looks at me like I'm the dumbest man on earth and says:
Because I don't want to get pregnant
I just blinked a couple of times and she goes on to explain
Because everything's all connected down there...you know like how when you drink a glass of water and then later it comes out down there.
I didn't say anything.
About a year later when we got her on the pill she started swallowing.

Sex ed. was none existent in Catholic schools back then
 
2020-10-26 10:40:35 PM  
Sometimes they do it on purpose.
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2020-10-26 10:56:45 PM  
i remember a documentary where Hollywood Squares used to serve wine to the panel before the show to keep the comments funny.Would not doubt this rip off of Family Fued does the same thing.
 
2020-10-26 11:06:12 PM  

ledhead59: i remember a documentary where Hollywood Squares used to serve wine to the panel before the show to keep the comments funny.Would not doubt this rip off of Family Fued does the same thing.


It's a legit version of the format that first aired in the UK in 1980. Family Feud first aired in 1976.

I mean, what you wrote is akin to saying that the American versions of Big Brother, Deal or no Deal, The Weakest Link, Survivor, Till Death us do Part, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, The Office, Steptoe and Son [...] are rip offs.
 
2020-10-27 12:55:03 AM  
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2020-10-27 12:59:23 AM  
Imagine if the american taliban didnt control what can be said and shown on tv.
 
2020-10-27 1:12:56 AM  

lolmao500: Imagine if the american taliban didnt control what can be said and shown on tv.

They only control what can be said and shown over-the-air and on cable, and hardly anyone is watching that anymore.

Thank heavens that the rest of the world of content is accessible over the interne...
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2020-10-27 1:29:06 AM  

Fishbulb30w: I just blinked a couple of times and she goes on to explain
Because everything's all connected down there...you know like how when you drink a glass of water and then later it comes out down there.
I didn't say anything.


That last line, kids, is wisdom.
 
2020-10-27 6:21:59 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Naido: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [YouTube video: N.W.A. - She Swallowed It]/there is a slight chance that the above video may not be safe for work

Username indicates that evangelicals are a lot more fun than they used to be

Nope, they still suck. I need a new fark handle that isn't a horrible web of lies.


Why not try Becky (if it's not taken)?...
 
2020-10-27 6:24:02 AM  
Top 10 Family Fortunes answers

A number you have to memorise:   Seven.
Name a dangerous race:  The Arabs
A bird with a long neck: Naomi Campbell
The last thing you take off before going to bed: Your feet
Something that floats in the bath: Water
A famous Frank: Enstein
Name something a blind person might use: A sword
Name a sign of the zodiac: April
Name a song with moon in the title: Blue suede moon
Name something Red: My cardigan
 
2020-10-27 9:32:12 AM  
It's what the question writers were going for. Contestants aren't supposed to answer it that way, but it's absolutely meant as a cheeky innuendo.

Good for the contestant for cutting through the bullshiat pretense.
 
2020-10-27 10:55:24 AM  

LarrySouth: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Naido: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [YouTube video: N.W.A. - She Swallowed It]/there is a slight chance that the above video may not be safe for work

Username indicates that evangelicals are a lot more fun than they used to be

Nope, they still suck. I need a new fark handle that isn't a horrible web of lies.

Why not try Becky (if it's not taken)?...


Heheh... just more lies.
 
2020-10-27 11:56:31 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Toothbrush, chewing gum, floss, mouthwash, semen...all of these are acceptable answers before you blurt out "dick" or "cock" on national TV.

Wait, what was that last one again?


thesharkman: Steve Harvey was bummed it wasn't on his show.


Nah, he asked the same question and got the bolded answer (from a pastor's wife, no less) a few years back.
 
2020-10-28 12:52:24 AM  
But don't most people swallow?
 
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