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(Marketwatch)   Want to make your house smell like a deep fryer? Walmart has you covered with the KFC-scented firelog   (marketwatch.com) divider line
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2020-10-26 10:05:30 PM  
Finally
 
2020-10-26 10:07:28 PM  
That is disgusting. So, on-brand for Wal-Mart.
 
2020-10-26 10:08:41 PM  
Not anymore my local Walmart doesn't! Just bought all their stock
 
2020-10-26 10:08:46 PM  
I was excited about this because I eat KFC twice a day every day.

But, I only smell burnt toast.
 
2020-10-26 10:10:06 PM  
That takes care of dad's present.  He likes fried chicken more than I do and that's a lot.
 
2020-10-26 10:10:21 PM  
Next up will be Wal-Mart scent. So, stale cigarette smoke and too much cheap perfume, with a hint of vinyl and the barest trace of some unidentifiable odor best described as "carbohydrate".
 
2020-10-26 10:12:23 PM  
This Christmas, gift your home and family with the warm scented embrace of Donald Trump shiatting in your fireplace.

MAGA2020
 
2020-10-26 10:13:02 PM  
Or buy a deep fryer and fry some food up.
 
2020-10-26 10:13:29 PM  
I don't have a traditional fireplace, so I'll have to make my house smell like a deep fryer the old fashioned way.
 
2020-10-26 10:13:40 PM  
Oh, and tires. Every few minutes it should burn a thin layer of tire smell. That's important.
 
2020-10-26 10:14:20 PM  

whitefangz64: I was excited about this because I eat KFC twice a day every day.

But, I only smell burnt toast.


If this is a stroke joke, nice...

If it isn't a joke, you are having one.
 
2020-10-26 10:15:30 PM  
What happens if you make KFC chicken using this log as a heat source?
 
2020-10-26 10:16:20 PM  
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2020-10-26 10:16:21 PM  

ifky: Or buy a deep fryer and fry some food up.


Pretty much this. Smoke goes up the chimney. Deep fryer residue sticks to the walls and makes the kitchen smell like corndogs and jalapeno poppers for a week.
 
2020-10-26 10:18:06 PM  
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2020-10-26 10:18:40 PM  
Which is worse, this or the Burger King cologne?
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2020-10-26 10:18:59 PM  
my deep fryer will be the death of me.

but i love making french fries
 
2020-10-26 10:20:07 PM  

mcsiegs: whitefangz64: I was excited about this because I eat KFC twice a day every day.

But, I only smell burnt toast.

If this is a stroke joke, nice...

If it isn't a joke, you are having one.


Yeah, my humor is as dark as the hearse waiting out front.

//my house smells fat
 
2020-10-26 10:20:43 PM  
How about just go and get some chicken if you want your house to smell like fried chicken?
That way, people that come over don't take one whiff and immediately say, "Yep, white trash."
 
2020-10-26 10:21:05 PM  
My son works at mcdonalds. I pick him up in 40 minutes. After every shift he smells like a deep fryer. Ya know, there are some people who shower before work and some after. He's the latter.

How about no.
 
2020-10-26 10:23:55 PM  
Why not a firelog that smells like deep fried mars bars.

Don't laugh...if you have never tried it...it is the most delicious desert that made me feel bad for my soul after I ate it.
 
2020-10-26 10:24:41 PM  
As appropriate, Target is getting the more upmarket scent.

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2020-10-26 10:24:48 PM  
It's not meant to be used on it's own.  It's an addon for the KFC Dating Simulator for a 'full immersion' experience.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/11​2​1910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Fing​er_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator Trailer
Youtube W4KLOBThpL4


/I give it one week
//before some idiot is admitted to the ER
///for trying to eat the firelog
 
2020-10-26 10:29:06 PM  

maxandgrinch: As appropriate, Target is getting the more upmarket scent.

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It wasn't until Josie got trapped in the drawer pull that I realized her husband really was in the log.

/Joan Chen was hot
 
2020-10-26 10:30:40 PM  
Start on the racoon rug in front of the fireplace, and keep the mood when it is time to move into the bedroom with an appropriately named candle...


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2020-10-26 10:31:39 PM  
About once every three months I'll get drunk enough to insist on a bucket of KFC, this happened last week for me and the kid since the wife was out.

We ate the whole thing and threw out all the bones and shiat in the indoor garbage, the next day the smell (and mostly the hangover) made me barf the kitchen sink.
 
2020-10-26 10:33:18 PM  
Eh, I'm more partial to this:

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Although you can have this version:

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2020-10-26 10:46:07 PM  
Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!
 
2020-10-26 10:46:37 PM  

MattyBlast: What happens if you make KFC chicken using this log as a heat source?


Cancer
 
2020-10-26 11:06:34 PM  
Family Guy - Colonel Sanders KFC
Youtube v0Zeqy5bt4M
 
2020-10-26 11:16:55 PM  
Wait...does it smell like KFC food or does it smell like KFC, the place?
 
2020-10-26 11:23:38 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Wait...does it smell like KFC food or does it smell like KFC, the place?


Yes.
 
2020-10-26 11:25:13 PM  
To quote my wife: "Eeeewww, who the fark would want that?"
 
2020-10-26 11:28:39 PM  

mcsiegs: whitefangz64: I was excited about this because I eat KFC twice a day every day.

But, I only smell burnt toast.

If this is a stroke joke, nice...

If it isn't a joke, you are having one.


Or he's hanging out with my mother in law.
 
2020-10-26 11:30:53 PM  

berylman: Which is worse, this or the Burger King cologne?
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Looks pretty nice. Will have to visit next time I'm in Köln.
 
2020-10-26 11:47:05 PM  
I would puke smelling that.  I had a childhood friend whose mom worked at KFC.  He always had a lingering greasy smell. .even after a shower and laundering his clothes it was still there.
 
2020-10-26 11:55:16 PM  
Before this moment,
I never thought I'd want my house to smell like a deep fryer.

I still don't. But, it would make a funny gag gift...
 
2020-10-27 12:40:32 AM  

gar1013: berylman: Which is worse, this or the Burger King cologne?
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Looks pretty nice. Will have to visit next time I'm in Köln.


What do they call a Whopper?
 
2020-10-27 12:52:40 AM  
Give me the smell of a greasy hot dog/burger stand. I'd drink it, bathe in it, and use it instead of Downy.
 
2020-10-27 3:22:16 AM  
The wife tested positive for the 'Rona a couple weeks ago.  She's fine except she can't smell anything now. I've taken to wearing terrible cologne in the house to test when she can start smelling again.   I may have to buy a few of these to see if the nastiness can activate those nose triggers.
 
2020-10-27 6:59:25 AM  

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Damn shame the memes didn't die with the cat
 
2020-10-27 7:01:14 AM  

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♥♥♥
 
2020-10-27 7:02:28 AM  

berylman: Which is worse, this or the Burger King cologne?
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Both make the same most wonderful time to be alive
 
2020-10-27 7:03:26 AM  

whitefangz64: mcsiegs: whitefangz64: I was excited about this because I eat KFC twice a day every day.

But, I only smell burnt toast.

If this is a stroke joke, nice...

If it isn't a joke, you are having one.

Yeah, my humor is as dark as the hearse waiting out front.

//my house smells fat


😂😂😂😂😂😂🤕☠
 
2020-10-27 7:06:53 AM  

Tyrosine: To quote my wife: "Eeeewww, who the fark would want that?"


Me.
I'm going to have to put it in the oven
 
2020-10-27 7:55:27 AM  
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WHAT A DEEP FRIAR MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
 
2020-10-27 8:05:43 AM  

MBooda: gar1013: berylman: Which is worse, this or the Burger King cologne?
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Looks pretty nice. Will have to visit next time I'm in Köln.

What do they call a Whopper?


Der Whooper
 
2020-10-27 8:06:04 AM  

gar1013: MBooda: gar1013: berylman: Which is worse, this or the Burger King cologne?
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Looks pretty nice. Will have to visit next time I'm in Köln.

What do they call a Whopper?

Der Whooper


Damn typo.

Der Whopper.
 
2020-10-27 8:14:42 AM  
Maybe next year Wal-Mart can sell a log that has the burnt bread smell of an in-store Subway shop.
 
2020-10-27 8:22:19 AM  
It's ironic cuz I never produce a "log" after eating KFC. It's more like a Vietnam-war napalm drop.
Yeah -yeah - TMI...
 
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