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2020-10-26 1:52:43 PM  
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2020-10-26 2:20:32 PM  
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2020-10-26 2:52:55 PM  
How about the heilen lass?

/WHAT?!?! YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT!
 
2020-10-26 3:22:22 PM  
Oof, I don't know what it is about women with Scottish accents, but I got it bad.
 
2020-10-26 3:22:43 PM  
This makes me want to tuck in my shirt.
 
2020-10-26 3:23:18 PM  
Was she speaking English?
I only understood half of it.
 
2020-10-26 3:24:24 PM  

Walker: Was she speaking English?
I only understood half of it.


CHTSTEST
 
2020-10-26 3:24:59 PM  
I would give her the most awkward ten seconds of her day.
 
2020-10-26 3:25:04 PM  
Now I want to listen to the song she references but I have no idea what to search for.
 
2020-10-26 3:26:49 PM  
Wreck it Ralph 2 - Princess Scene - Merida
Youtube 41AL9YGKs_M
 
2020-10-26 3:28:17 PM  
Still tucking here
 
2020-10-26 3:30:19 PM  

Weatherkiss: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/41AL9YGK​s_M]


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2020-10-26 3:31:06 PM  

frostus: Now I want to listen to the song she references but I have no idea what to search for.


Donald Where's Your Troosers?- Andy Stewart! Funny Scottish Song!
Youtube pDJflQfNUE8
 
2020-10-26 3:31:26 PM  
And no I got find a lass to take to me scratcher.
 
2020-10-26 3:31:57 PM  
SWEET GINGER JESUS
 
2020-10-26 3:32:03 PM  

PainInTheASP: How about the heilen lass?

/WHAT?!?! YOU WERE ALL THINKING IT!


Dunno. Couldn't pay attention.
 
2020-10-26 3:32:45 PM  

Trocadero: Weatherkiss: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/41AL9YGK​s_M]

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And that only marginally helped
 
2020-10-26 3:32:55 PM  
One thing I learned while traveling in Scotland, if a Scottish person doesn't want you to know what they are talking about, you won't understand a single word they say.
 
2020-10-26 3:33:53 PM  
That lass gave me a funny feelin' in the breeks.
 
2020-10-26 3:33:56 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:33:57 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:34:36 PM  
I kept thinking about the Scottish version of peppa pig
 
2020-10-26 3:35:14 PM  
I would pay money to see a conversation between  a Scot and a Jamaican.
 
2020-10-26 3:35:23 PM  
It's like if the Micro Machines guy had a stroke
 
2020-10-26 3:35:39 PM  
Also known as "You can't steal Drew's AA chip"
 
2020-10-26 3:35:50 PM  

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But what does she look like after a roll in the scratcher in the morning?  Hay?
 
2020-10-26 3:37:07 PM  
I've found it to be very rare for men to not appreciate whatever accent is attached to an attractive women.
 
2020-10-26 3:37:51 PM  
But can she lend me a couple'a bob 'till Thursday?  I'm absolutely skint.  But I'm expecting a postal order and can pay it back as soon as it comes.
 
2020-10-26 3:39:00 PM  

magneticmushroom: SWEET GINGER JESUS

Males

are gingers.

Women are redhead HAWTNESS.

\Fap
 
2020-10-26 3:42:46 PM  
I thought myself Scotch by listening to Cocteau Twins


Cocteau Twins - Heaven Or Las Vegas (Official Video)
Youtube 6KnYw4EwYGc
 
2020-10-26 3:42:57 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:42:57 PM  

Target Builder: I've found it to be very rare for men to not appreciate whatever accent is attached to an attractive women.


Jennifer Tilly to the white courtesy phone
Fran drescher please stand by

And on and on and on
 
2020-10-26 3:43:01 PM  
Angry Scottish Guy On A Roof
Youtube CqmDq6IiF_Q
 
2020-10-26 3:44:59 PM  

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In my mind she leaves school and becomes a drug Mule. And does serious time in a federal prison. That ends up getting taken over by inmates.
 
2020-10-26 3:47:13 PM  
Oblig
Stewart Lee braveheart
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2020-10-26 3:52:17 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:53:13 PM  
Oh.  My.  Dear.  Goodness.  Oh, that's a keeper.  Wow.  Speechless & incoherent.  Mumbling.

...Me, not her.
 
2020-10-26 3:53:23 PM  

vudukungfu: Still tucking here


Braggart
 
2020-10-26 3:55:01 PM  
That there lass is the Scots example of the top right corner of the hot/crazy graph.
 
2020-10-26 3:57:51 PM  
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2020-10-26 3:58:31 PM  
Honestly, some of the more southern dialects are more impenetrable than that.

Also, hey now.
 
2020-10-26 4:00:00 PM  
Hello nurse?
 
2020-10-26 4:00:41 PM  

Stephen_Falken: frostus: Now I want to listen to the song she references but I have no idea what to search for.

[YouTube video: Donald Where's Your Troosers?- Andy Stewart! Funny Scottish Song!]


I learned this song at a Scottish Highland dance camp when I was in middle school. Had a lot of fun singing it. Also saw my fair share of old white men dick and balls at Highland Games.  Just now 25 years later I'm starting to wonder if they were grooming us with that song.
 
2020-10-26 4:04:59 PM  
Lovely wee lassie. Ah didnae huv any deeficulty unnerstanding her.
I'd like tae sup on her cranachan,if ye catch ma druft.
An I ken ye dae.
 
2020-10-26 4:10:45 PM  
Crivens!

An' things ha' come to a pretty pass, ye ken, if people are going to leave stuff like that aroound where innocent people could accidentally smash the door doon and lever the bars aside and take the big chain off'f the cupboard and pick the lock and drink it!

Wailey, wailey, wailey.
 
2020-10-26 4:12:05 PM  

LegacyDL: I would pay money to see a conversation between  a Scot and a Jamaican.


I was in a band with a Jamaican dude. Over half of our conversation was me saying "What was that?" Then looking at someone else to see if they understood.
 
2020-10-26 4:12:13 PM  
I was born in Scotland, but we moved to Canada when I was about 4 so I lost the accent. Whenever I go back I can barely understand a bloody word anyone is saying. Glasgow is the worst.
 
2020-10-26 4:12:24 PM  
If you could get her and Ciara from Irish People Try in the same room. Well.... Yeah. You know
 
2020-10-26 4:20:11 PM  

Gubbo: If you could get her and Ciara from Irish People Try in the same room. Well.... Yeah. You know


So, you're saying you've got a million dollars?
 
2020-10-26 4:24:06 PM  

jso2897: Gubbo: If you could get her and Ciara from Irish People Try in the same room. Well.... Yeah. You know

So, you're saying you've got a million dollars?


I was thinking I'd just get them drunk enough to think I do

But I know for a fact the Irish lass could drink me and any other farkers under the table.
 
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