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2020-10-26 4:57:03 PM  
All day today Facebook posts have been showing up twice or more. Exactly the same. One right after the other. I thought it was just a Facebook glitch, but apparently the matrix be glitchin'.

/it's the exact same headline
 
2020-10-26 5:01:07 PM  
I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?
 
2020-10-26 5:08:01 PM  
Wha?? They are discouraging it?

*click*

Ahhh, they are protecting the headstone. Carry on. Very good.
 
2020-10-26 5:09:01 PM  
"DEAD DEMOCRAT VOTES 12,000 TIMES! CLEAR EVIDENCE OF FRAUD!"
 
2020-10-26 5:09:19 PM  
He can't go in public. Stage fright.
 
2020-10-26 5:10:11 PM  
Neat solution. They can even save the shield from each election to put on display somewhere as a voting through the years kind of thing, if they want. I'd be into seeing an exhibit like that.

/neeeerd
 
2020-10-26 5:12:19 PM  
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"He readies, he aims, it drizzles down his leg and fills his shoe."
 
2020-10-26 5:12:22 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


On the scale of Mother Russia.

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/ My grandmothers could not vote at age 21 and I am not elderly
// In my 50s
 
2020-10-26 5:12:43 PM  
The "I voted" stickers on her headstone is one of those things that always makes me tear up.
 
2020-10-26 5:12:50 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


Not sure how she would look in high heels and a thong, but if that's your fetish no judgenent.
 
2020-10-26 5:13:07 PM  
Hey, I see an investment opportunity! There's gonna be big demand for these in a few years:

Donald Trump
Jeff Sessions
Rudy Giuliani
Rush Limbaugh
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
Karl Rove
Laura Schlessinger
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Alex Jones
Glenn Beck
...
 
2020-10-26 5:13:28 PM  
This one's for you, subby:
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2020-10-26 5:13:42 PM  

ByOwlLight: Neat solution. They can even save the shield from each election to put on display somewhere


That was my second thought. Make the display cumulative somehow, so it grows huge.
 
2020-10-26 5:14:18 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


there's really not much room for anything monumental there. it's pretty tight quarters in that section of the cemetery.
 
2020-10-26 5:17:42 PM  

snowjack: Hey, I see an investment opportunity! There's gonna be big demand for these in a few years:

Donald Trump
Jeff Sessions
Rudy Giuliani
Rush Limbaugh
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
Karl Rove
Laura Schlessinger
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Alex Jones
Glenn Beck
...


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2020-10-26 5:18:02 PM  

lenfromak: This one's for you, subby:
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No, Trump would totally piss on Susan B. Anthony if he could.
 
2020-10-26 5:22:44 PM  
Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.
 
2020-10-26 5:23:11 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


Do you think she would have wanted one?  Some people just do their thing and have no desire to be immortalized in stone for it.
 
2020-10-26 5:25:06 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.


You sound like a white dude.

/Some of us didn't start out with automatically having the vote, fam. It means something more to a lot of us.
 
2020-10-26 5:30:22 PM  

jaytkay: ByOwlLight: Neat solution. They can even save the shield from each election to put on display somewhere

That was my second thought. Make the display cumulative somehow, so it grows huge.


Perhaps in the women's rights historic park/museum in Seneca Falls...
 
2020-10-26 5:33:54 PM  

ByOwlLight: gunther_bumpass: Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.

You sound like a white dude.

/Some of us didn't start out with automatically having the vote, fam. It means something more to a lot of us.


Did you seriously just make someones opinion on a voting sticker about race?  That's just farking amazing.
 
2020-10-26 5:37:15 PM  
Stupid in two ways:

1) Let people put their stickers on the headstone (it's not called a "gravestone"). If the granite or whatever it is starts to show unacceptable wear in 100 years or so, replace it.

2) The remark about Trump pissing on it is uncalled for and supremely stupid.

/Subby, you're an idiot.
 
2020-10-26 5:38:30 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?

Do you think she would have wanted one?  Some people just do their thing and have no desire to be immortalized in stone for it.


I'll be fine with being thrown into a pen of hungry pigs once I'm done with my body, but I wouldn't object to a 20' stone statue erected in my memory.
 
2020-10-26 5:41:28 PM  
Susan B. Anthony is my drag name.
 
2020-10-26 5:45:15 PM  

Mister Buttons: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?

Do you think she would have wanted one?  Some people just do their thing and have no desire to be immortalized in stone for it.

I'll be fine with being thrown into a pen of hungry pigs once I'm done with my body, but I wouldn't object to a 20' stone statue erected in my memory.


She's in the Capital building in DC. Well, it is her and Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and Lucretia Mott. I don't think it'd be inappropriate to have something like that near her tombstone.

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2020-10-26 5:50:50 PM  

ByOwlLight: gunther_bumpass: Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.

You sound like a white dude.

/Some of us didn't start out with automatically having the vote, fam. It means something more to a lot of us.



Are you 100 years old? All I'm saying is that you don't need to cover someone's grave stone in garbage. Jesus.
 
2020-10-26 5:51:44 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Mister Buttons: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?

Do you think she would have wanted one?  Some people just do their thing and have no desire to be immortalized in stone for it.

I'll be fine with being thrown into a pen of hungry pigs once I'm done with my body, but I wouldn't object to a 20' stone statue erected in my memory.

She's in the Capital building in DC. Well, it is her and Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and Lucretia Mott. I don't think it'd be inappropriate to have something like that near her tombstone.

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Why did they carve them into a giant piece of lemon meringue pie?
 
2020-10-26 5:57:06 PM  

noitsnot: lenfromak: This one's for you, subby:
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No, Trump would totally piss on Susan B. Anthony if he could.


Oh, please. Trump never does anything himself.

He'd hire a contractor to piss on Susan B. Anthony, then refuse to pay the bill.
 
2020-10-26 6:04:08 PM  

cloudofdust: noitsnot: lenfromak: This one's for you, subby:
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No, Trump would totally piss on Susan B. Anthony if he could.

Oh, please. Trump never does anything himself.

He'd hire a contractor to piss on Susan B. Anthony, then refuse to pay the bill.


Trump doesn't piss on people. He prefers it the other way around.
 
2020-10-26 6:06:08 PM  
Wow, they really cleaned that up, I was out there the week after the 2018 election and it looked like this at the time:

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2020-10-26 6:10:56 PM  

WastrelWay: Stupid in two ways:

1) Let people put their stickers on the headstone (it's not called a "gravestone"). If the granite or whatever it is starts to show unacceptable wear in 100 years or so, replace it.

2) The remark about Trump pissing on it is uncalled for and supremely stupid.

/Subby, you're an idiot.


CSB

Ancestor was wealthy. When you were wealthy in 19th cent. Boston, you had your headstone carved in marble. If you were one of the unwashed masses, New England granite was your material of choice. Fast forward 200 years. Acid rain makes swiss cheese out of marble, granite holds up quite well. You just have to have a little patience and you can outlast them.
 
2020-10-26 6:13:44 PM  

ArkPanda: Nadie_AZ: Mister Buttons: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?

Do you think she would have wanted one?  Some people just do their thing and have no desire to be immortalized in stone for it.

I'll be fine with being thrown into a pen of hungry pigs once I'm done with my body, but I wouldn't object to a 20' stone statue erected in my memory.

She's in the Capital building in DC. Well, it is her and Elizabeth Cady Stanton, and Lucretia Mott. I don't think it'd be inappropriate to have something like that near her tombstone.

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Why did they carve them into a giant piece of lemon meringue pie?


That's a really good question. They didn't even offer a piece. HRMPH!
 
2020-10-26 6:14:11 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


If I recall correctly she, because she didn't marry, is buried with her brothers family at Mt. Hope.

/Native Rochestarian
//Many dead relatives in that cemetery
///Franklin Douglass is there as well, when he isn't talking with tRump.
 
2020-10-26 6:19:52 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


In a word, no. I've been to her grave in several locations and there is no way to create a larger memorial without having to disinter the body. She is a family plot. Also, Rochester has plenty of Susan B. Anthony meMoria last, including here house, a bridge named after her and Fredrick Douglass, as well as several other reminders of her existence. We are also about an hour from Seneca Falls and Women's Rights National Park, et al. I think this region has it covered.
 
2020-10-26 6:24:31 PM  

sortarican: In a word, no. I've been to her grave in several locations


??

Is she like the true cross where every church in Europe has a piece?
 
2020-10-26 6:26:41 PM  
Every silver lining has a cloud.

NY Times: White Women Helped Elect Donald Trump

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/01/us​/​politics/white-women-helped-elect-dona​ld-trump.html
 
2020-10-26 6:32:45 PM  

Jeebus Saves: ByOwlLight: gunther_bumpass: Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.

You sound like a white dude.

/Some of us didn't start out with automatically having the vote, fam. It means something more to a lot of us.

Did you seriously just make someones opinion on a voting sticker about race?  That's just farking amazing.


Why? Has race been a factor in voting rights in living memory or something?

Come on I'm a clueless white dude but your "what's wrong with the status quo?" is pretty tone deaf.
 
2020-10-26 6:33:32 PM  

jaytkay: sortarican: In a word, no. I've been to her grave in several locations

??

Is she like the true cross where every church in Europe has a piece?


Blame autocorrupt.
 
2020-10-26 6:34:21 PM  

jaytkay: sortarican: In a word, no. I've been to her grave in several locations

??

Is she like the true cross where every church in Europe has a piece?


Should have said, "on several occasions"
 
2020-10-26 6:34:50 PM  

Gorn Fishin': Susan B. Anthony is my drag name.


It works for both m2f and f2m transitions.
/used to carry my makeup in gunny sack sittin neath the trees by the railroad tracks
 
2020-10-26 6:40:16 PM  

ChrisDe: Every silver lining has a cloud.

NY Times: White Women Helped Elect Donald Trump

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/01/us/​politics/white-women-helped-elect-dona​ld-trump.html


And those are the same women blocking the ERA

I guess when they said they wanted equality what they really meant was they want to oppress ladies too?
 
2020-10-26 6:56:44 PM  

waxbeans: I guess when they said they wanted equality what they really meant was they want to oppress ladies too?


Ladies Against Women has been the nickname of the Schafly-types for a while.
 
2020-10-26 7:02:57 PM  

sortarican: Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?

In a word, no. I've been to her grave in several locations and there is no way to create a larger memorial without having to disinter the body. She is a family plot. Also, Rochester has plenty of Susan B. Anthony meMoria last, including here house, a bridge named after her and Fredrick Douglass, as well as several other reminders of her existence. We are also about an hour from Seneca Falls and Women's Rights National Park, et al. I think this region has it covered.


I had no idea she was drawn and quartered.
 
2020-10-26 7:18:57 PM  

Russ1642: sortarican: Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?

In a word, no. I've been to her grave in several locations and there is no way to create a larger memorial without having to disinter the body. She is a family plot. Also, Rochester has plenty of Susan B. Anthony meMoria last, including here house, a bridge named after her and Fredrick Douglass, as well as several other reminders of her existence. We are also about an hour from Seneca Falls and Women's Rights National Park, et al. I think this region has it covered.

I had no idea she was drawn and quartered.


Actually, she was drawn and dollared, though I can see why you'd mix them up, with the annoyingly similar coin size.
 
2020-10-26 7:21:24 PM  

Truck Fump: Ancestor was wealthy. When you were wealthy in 19th cent. Boston, you had your headstone carved in marble. If you were one of the unwashed masses, New England granite was your material of choice. Fast forward 200 years. Acid rain makes swiss cheese out of marble, granite holds up quite well. You just have to have a little patience and you can outlast them.


My freshman geology textbook claimed that the perception of granite as solid and durable was limited to high latitudes, and that in warm, humid climates granite "quickly" disintegrates into grains of quartz held together by clay.  Of course, the author of a geology textbook may have a different definition of "quickly" than a New England historian.

/If granite can't take humidity, how does it last as a kitchen counter?
 
2020-10-26 8:35:23 PM  

Frederf: Jeebus Saves: ByOwlLight: gunther_bumpass: Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.

You sound like a white dude.

/Some of us didn't start out with automatically having the vote, fam. It means something more to a lot of us.

Did you seriously just make someones opinion on a voting sticker about race?  That's just farking amazing.

Why? Has race been a factor in voting rights in living memory or something?

Come on I'm a clueless white dude but your "what's wrong with the status quo?" is pretty tone deaf.


I highlighted a couple things to help you figure out the mistake you made.
 
2020-10-26 8:37:55 PM  
At least it will be protected somewhat when the BLM dooshbags come spray paint on it like they did to the marker over Frederick Douglass in the same cemetary.
 
2020-10-26 8:56:01 PM  
Well, at last Susan B. Anthony is safe behind her plastic shield from the Covid-19, if not the Covfefe-45.
 
2020-10-26 9:30:36 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Frederf: Jeebus Saves: ByOwlLight: gunther_bumpass: Give people stickers for doing the bare minimum that is expected of them, people slap stickers on historical artifact. America!

I get it, but just... stop it.

I don't need a voting sticker, and it's just going to end up in the trash.

You sound like a white dude.

/Some of us didn't start out with automatically having the vote, fam. It means something more to a lot of us.

Did you seriously just make someones opinion on a voting sticker about race?  That's just farking amazing.

Why? Has race been a factor in voting rights in living memory or something?

Come on I'm a clueless white dude but your "what's wrong with the status quo?" is pretty tone deaf.

I highlighted a couple things to help you figure out the mistake you made.


Let's check with the judges...

Nope!  You still you still got burned!
 
2020-10-26 10:11:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I know this happens every election cycle, and I think it is cool. Is it possible to elevate this woman from a small grave stone to something more befitting a warrior who challenged the status quo and worked to defeat a system of oppression and sexism?


I doubt she'd want anything big or showy. Quaker.
 
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